Raineh Daze

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Freki and Geri, UMMA Vessel Tanngrisnir

The two horse-sized wolves interposed themselves between the petite angel and the arguing Space Wolves, looking about as calm as Fenris wolves could--though one was manifestly more irritated at her attempts to break up the fight than the other--whilst indicating that Russ wouldn't be happy for this reunion to be interrupted, UMMA rules be damned. All rules, really.

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Backdrop collapses, turns out it's actually Murderworld? ^^;

Rin

It spontaneously combusts in a glorious Micheal Bay style?

Mtntopview

Is Michael Bay paying you?

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And this is before we get into the giant walking cathedrals with enough firepower to flatten a continent. :D ...Basically the entire setting is completely absurd.

Rin

Doomsday weapons seem to be a thing there ...

Mtntopview

One guy once had two chain-axes made with dragon's teeth. Nowadays, he's pretty much a doomsday weapon and and of himself.

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...I'm going to assume you're unfamiliar with Warhammer 40,000 then. Since explosions galore. Also chainsaws. Lots and lots of chainsaws. ...Still think Fantasy is better though. >.> <.<

Rin

What about CGI? CGI chainsaws that shoot explosions and are the size of a battleship?

Mtntopview

... I've got a chainsaw sword whose blade was made from the teeth of a battleship sized squid?

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NOOOOO! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIE YET!

The 42nd Gecko

That's simple! This:

Mtntopview

I prefer Tau. :P

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Cake, Someone! I was trying to think of something between hello and goodbye. I failed.

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Leman Russ, Primarch of the Space Wolves, UMMA Vessel Tannsomething

The attempted backhand would never have gotten off the ground: even if Blade Wolf hadn't used its body as a shield, Freki and Geri were keeping the unfortunate teleporters from getting near the two old friends (well, presumably old friends if the thousands of years of bitterness could be worked out) and Russ was thus free to actually activate the blade in her hands, with the chainsword snarling as it got going. Of course, the first words out of the girl's mouth were jeering rather than any sort of attempt to make amends, so it might just end up being a straight brawl anyway, "I left you in charge because no-one else could have done it and you let yourself get stuck in a box and bossed around? If you're willing to let Blood Claws tell you what to do, maybe storytelling is all you're good for now." The information about the Inquisition--which would have to be paid back in the future--and Magnus' attacking Fenris were filed away for later, when they could have a proper discussion. Though that would explain the lull in harassment that one time... "And all this," the girl said, gesturing with one hand, "Is because of a cowardly sorcerer in the warp with a lot of time." She'd need to find Magnus' new home once her mission was complete.

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lol. Well, I'd argue against Reimu, seeing as how she's got a border to maintain and a shrine to starve in, after all. But yeah, the moon princesses are broke. Eiki is also broke. A lot of Touhou characters are broke. Hell, we've got a hell raven who can control nuclear fusion. ZUN's been trying to break the threshold for a while and hasn't really gone past it for a while.

PKMNB0Y

They're not significantly more broken than most other things.

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Well, if Reimu dies, Gensokyo basically fucks itself over. Border collapses, everyone dies. The end. Marisa... Well, Danmaku rules, to be fair. Now, if we get to Yorihime and Toyohime...

PKMNB0Y

They're not THAT dangerous.

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Understood. I had to take a really long breather after that. By the way, have you seen those Touhou M-1 Grand Prix videos yet? Comedy skits by Touhou characters- what's not to love?

PKMNB0Y

Never got into them.