Rithy

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@BlackSam3091, if I could come with a suggestion, I'd recommend switching the teal color in your future posts to something else :P

It does sort of blend in with the background and make it harder to read.

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@SgtEasy

I'm blaming the Free RP in the OOC section on @Arcarius not giving me the post he promised xD

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Now imagine if she was a Juggernaught... Yeah probably not budging that thing

@Silver Fox

And there'd be no end to the fat jokes from Vella! xD

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@SgtEasy

I'm gonna say it, a 7ft tall platform like Phalanx can easily weigh between 200-300+kg xD

(that's more than 650lbs, by the way!!)

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@SgtEasy@Silver Fox

The whole scene gets even more amusing when you consider how much bigger Phalanx is than Jaffar even xD

He's totally gonna dislocate a disc...

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*Calls off from the distance*

Vella: "She's not heavy, just Big Framed!"

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Phalanx: "Chances lower if the explosion blows a hole in the ship into space. Vacuuming people here into space.

@Silver Fox

Vella: "That's why I brought the suit, lamphead! I wouldn't worry about our Krogan friends either, they'd be too fat to fit through the hole anyway!"

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Phalanx: "Approximately five seconds remaining until explosive discharge. Recommendation is to throw and duck in cover as soon as possible. Possibility of survival, 45%. Possibility of injury 90%"

@Silver Fox

Vella: "Survival rate more like a 100 for me!"
*Puts on Shield, Tech Barrier AND Biotic Barrier*

Sometimes I'm just imagining combat-ready Vella as an overbuffed tank in some MMO xD

Also I'm currently working on a post.

@Arcarius

And dammit, @Arcarius, you're so slow xD

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@MechonRaptor

*Hands piece of tech over*
Vella(to Rayes): "So I pressed the detonation button on this grenade over an hour ago, but it still hasn't exploded yet. Could you fix it?!"

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@PrivateVentures

Or maybe I should just go with something more reasonable, like a Flamethrower... ^^