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4 days ago
ask not what deez nuts can do for you, but what you can do for deez nuts -- president river goblin
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6 days ago
i'm sorry mr. prime minister but these tariffs are dookie -- president river goblin
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@Gwynbleidd word to the wise, getting your patriotic quotes from eugenicists is kind of dookie
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If you can’t communicate with the rest of the country you have no business living there. In other words all the frakkin immigrants need to learn the frakkin English language.

I work retail, some stupid customer came up to me rattling off in Spanish. I very politely said no habla and walked away. I don’t help those who don’t help themselves or don’t even make an effort.

quick question, were they stupid because they're monolingual or stupid because they were asking a retail worker for help?
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