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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s
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"Emperor." Theo said in his mind.
Alto opened his eyes, still on the ground after Ruby had tased him. Theo had probably come back to his arm when he'd detected the threat.
"The nerve shock has been redirected." He said.
"Yeah," Alto said getting up to a sitting position, "I can feel that."
He could hear several explosions in the background as the ground rumbled, probably Ruby's doing. The surviving members of the Underground movement were probably moving out now. If you pack a ship full of gunpowder, you'd always have extra lifeboats after all.
"Ruby..." He sighed to himself, "You're six different kinds of different."
"Master." Con said, "The tunnel will collapse soon."
"Yeah, I got it." Alto said, getting up, "Let's go."
A few minutes later...
Alto was in a taxi now, going back towards his company. The New Sun building was in ruins now, hardly anything left to salvage either.
"Emperor, someone has taken control of THOR." Theo said, still in his mind.
"They have set several targets, civilian targets." Con said, "The reformists' council has also been targeted."
"It's probably Ruby again." Alto said, "She's probably the only one other than me that would be able to hack it." He sighed a little as the scenery sped by. "Actually it's more like I'm the only one other than her that would be able to hack THOR, but whatever. Glad I left that backdoor last time I hacked it."
Today, the Reformists and the Underground movement had both lost a lot. The Reformists probably hadn't been able to secure Tree Baby Jesus, and the Underground movement was sure to move. The only one that had really one that day was probably Ruby, she was the only one who had managed to get everything she wanted.
Actually, I guess I could count it as a win for me, He thought, I kinda did get what I wanted.
What he'd wanted was something interesting to do, and sure enough the day had been pretty fun. Although, he would have to do some office work for the next few hours. He pulled out his phone and sent a text to Damien and Sefia.
He put his phone in his lap and thought for a second.
Cedric's probably cheesed right now. He thought, May as well send him a text.
He typed out a lengthy message, but he quickly erased it when he realised how pointless most of it was. He typed out a much shorter one and pressed send.
With that, he put his phone away and spent the rest of the trip mildly doszing off.
@Letter Bee @Raijinslayer
Alto opened his eyes, still on the ground after Ruby had tased him. Theo had probably come back to his arm when he'd detected the threat.
"The nerve shock has been redirected." He said.
"Yeah," Alto said getting up to a sitting position, "I can feel that."
He could hear several explosions in the background as the ground rumbled, probably Ruby's doing. The surviving members of the Underground movement were probably moving out now. If you pack a ship full of gunpowder, you'd always have extra lifeboats after all.
"Ruby..." He sighed to himself, "You're six different kinds of different."
"Master." Con said, "The tunnel will collapse soon."
"Yeah, I got it." Alto said, getting up, "Let's go."
A few minutes later...
Alto was in a taxi now, going back towards his company. The New Sun building was in ruins now, hardly anything left to salvage either.
"Emperor, someone has taken control of THOR." Theo said, still in his mind.
"They have set several targets, civilian targets." Con said, "The reformists' council has also been targeted."
"It's probably Ruby again." Alto said, "She's probably the only one other than me that would be able to hack it." He sighed a little as the scenery sped by. "Actually it's more like I'm the only one other than her that would be able to hack THOR, but whatever. Glad I left that backdoor last time I hacked it."
Today, the Reformists and the Underground movement had both lost a lot. The Reformists probably hadn't been able to secure Tree Baby Jesus, and the Underground movement was sure to move. The only one that had really one that day was probably Ruby, she was the only one who had managed to get everything she wanted.
Actually, I guess I could count it as a win for me, He thought, I kinda did get what I wanted.
What he'd wanted was something interesting to do, and sure enough the day had been pretty fun. Although, he would have to do some office work for the next few hours. He pulled out his phone and sent a text to Damien and Sefia.
I'll pay you soon, $10,000 each. And before you say that's too little, all we did was sneak around a mostly empty base.
-Alto
He put his phone in his lap and thought for a second.
Cedric's probably cheesed right now. He thought, May as well send him a text.
He typed out a lengthy message, but he quickly erased it when he realised how pointless most of it was. He typed out a much shorter one and pressed send.
Don't do anything stupid, Cedric.
-Alto
With that, he put his phone away and spent the rest of the trip mildly doszing off.
@Letter Bee @Raijinslayer
I could maybe post, but it would be really short with out you know...moving anywhere.
What was the plan? if we were all on board would our running down the hallway trigger some nasty traps? You know the typical fall in a pit with walls trying to crash one?
or was the plan for us to actually manage to get to fresh air?
We were going to run into some traps because I planned to have us fight the king guy except he'd teleport us away or something after an extended monologue
But I don't really know anymore
@Raijinslayer Aw, c'mon now! That hydra was awesome!
Are pets actually prohibited?
Still waiting for a post
Why is it that when I enter a roleplay that was going on before I came, the roleplay dies soon after?
I remember like... half a dozen, where my post was the last post.
;-;
Perhaps you have angered the ancient gods of extremem pettiness andd now all they wish for is to see you suffer
so, anyone interested in giving me a more in-depth description of the situation now?
I guess I'll try my best.
Currently, the Reformists are still fighting the Underground movement's forces except now there's a hydra and their big hitters are all pre-occupied with fighting or finding other stuff. Although Insomnium the shadowy death dealer guy is there, so it should be fine
Isabella, the leader of the underground movement went to check on Tree Baby Jesus' mom and Alto is coming after her with a (maybe) unsuspecting Ruby
Ruby's bodyguard Harper got tazed back at Ruby's cell and Camille who considers boss lady like her mom is probably going to mug him soon if he doesn't wake up
Elijah the fire guy and Nate the currently misc guy are going to go see Olivia, the one who got shot and started this whole thing, in the reformists HQ to see how she's going
Kuro, the reality haxing alternate personality of the innocent-ish child who got experimented on Jackson, is sitting back eating chips or something, similar to what Isaac/meta amoral doctor frankenstein is doing now except Kuro is mostly pranking and Isaac is mostly killing people while leaning back in an arm chair
I think that's about it right now
<Snipped quote by NarcissisticPotato>
One of our two buildings has a cartoon in its basement blowing out the foundation. The other does not.
I'd call that a pretty clear advantage in favor of the Reformists.
Yes, but the objective of the reformists was to secure Virgin Cindy Wade which they are probably going to fail
The Underground Movement's objective was to defend the base which they will probably also fail
In that respect, both sides have failed their objectives and thus neither side will win
I'm still here
Had a looooooot of stuff to do
And I still have stuff to do.
Do you guys need me to do anything in particular, or do I just need to be around?
Had a looooooot of stuff to do
And I still have stuff to do.
Do you guys need me to do anything in particular, or do I just need to be around?
Should Nate and Eli stop by the infirmary on their way to find fried chicken and check on Olivia? Are they the kind of people who would care?
Always gotta keep an eye on the booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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