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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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The last character I made was going to be a generic anime game addict, but I ended up making him socially inept and clumsy because there was an absurd lack of kawaii in the RP he's in
There probably could, but who knows?

In other news, I have a cat now, because I figured this RP definitely needs a cat.
"Ay wat," Kosuke said as Shadowy disappeared. "My coffee..."

He was willing to ignore the coffee disrespect he was hearing right now from the person standing next to him, but this he couldn't ignore. That coffee had done him good, but he needed more. His fuel meter was still leaning more towards empty.

"I'll just make my own, I suppose." He sighed, fishing through his menus. He quickly found what he was looking for, the log-out key. He plunged his finger through it and his vision cut to black.

Kosuke pulled the Amusphere off of his head, light returning into his eyes. He lifted an arm and parted one of the blinds covering the window beside his bed, and saw that it was just about night time outside. It'd been a bit darker last time he'd looked through the window, but he looked at the digital timer on his desk and he saw he was just about hitting the 20 hour mark.

"Damn, I've been gone a while." he said to himself. He'd taken breaks for meals of course, and he had paused the timer each time. He'd been busy the day before, compiling information on the new monsters that had appeared for the easter event. A lot of new rabbit themed monsters dropping eggs for the gathering quest had appeared and he'd had to catalogue them all.

His stomach growled, reminding him of his predicament. New checklist: he thought, 1: Check the fridge, 2: Boil some water - more if nothing in the fridge, 3: Grab the coffee beans - grab ramen if nothing in the fridge, 4: Make coffee and make ramen.

But suddenly, he became aware of a source warmth on his chest. NO. he thought. But deep down he knew, there was no way he would be able to move now. Looking down at his chest, he saw a little white ball of fur, curled up and breathing softly.

Fuuuuuuuuuuu-. No. He could do this. He lifted his arm from the bed and slowly tried to ease his fingers under the sleeping kitten. But to his surprise, the kitten suddenly woke up and looked at him.

It gave a soft, sleepy mewl, before grasping at his fingers and pulling them into its furry embrace, and going back to sleep.

Kosuke's resolve instantly crumbled to dust. How could he betray such an innocent soul? There was no way, it would have been a sin. No person alive would have the heart to commit such a cruel act to the creature. Though it looked small and defenseless, truly it held the world in its hands. There was nothing Kosuke could do, but entrust himself to the capricious hands of fate.

Even as rain started to fall from the heavens, and thunder rent the sky asunder, the pure white kitten slept soundly through it all. Well, at least it's storming. He thought as another thunderstrike boomed, I love thunderstorms.
ALO doesn't have traditional levels, you just raise your individual skills and your health and mana increase proportional to those
@NarcissisticPotato your character mission accepted. Finally another Salamander! I moved her to the CS tab for you. Feel free to post when you can.


Oh yeah, it'd be nice if you could actually know some of the characters IC beforehand or something

I'm currently the only one who does

You don't have to but I think it'd be nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I also have no idea who you would know beforehand
:O Potato! How are you!

And to answer your question, we're always accepting! I think the GM's currently asleep though, Shadow should be up in a few hours
"Bwuuuuuuhhh...." A zombie moaned. Kosuke looked at the approaching horde, mind already running through his checklist. Zombies, physical weakness: slashing.

Without hesitating another second, he reached into his inventory to take out his halberd, only for his hand to come back with a banana. Wat. he thought. He quickly through the banana away and reached through to find another weapon, but all he got was a fistful of banana. "Alright, fine then. How about fire?" He raised his arms in front of him and started to focus a spell, but to his horror, the magical script flowed around him and formed a giant 2D glowing script banana.

"What?!" He shouted, then he woke up. He snapped awake in, some kind of couch? He looked around to see some people drinking coffee, looking at him and whispering. Wait, He thought, Coffee. Suddenly, he noticed the smell of some freshly brewed coffee quite close to him. He whipped his head around to see a cup of coffee sitting on the table.

He lunged for it, spilling a little as he swiped it from the table and emptied the hot, black ambrosia into his system.

Coffeeeeeeee! he thought, caught in a sudden euphoria. He felt the as if the clouds had now parted before his eyes, and a fog was lifted from his mind. He was awake now. Coffeeeeeeeeeee! he thought again. He wanted more, god damnit, he needed more! Coffeeeeeeeeeee! he thought a third time. He sat bolt upright, then quickly jumped to his feet, only for both of his knees to hit the coffee table with a solid bang!

The sudden stop of momentum in his lower body and the continuing momentum in his upper body flipped him straight over the table. His face hit the tabletop hard with another bang! and his feet whipped out from behind him and continued carrying him over the table. As his back hit the ground, he bent his back and rolled to a crouching position before jumping up to his feet in a no, I totally meant to do that. kind of way.

He walked briskly over to the counter, and slowly put his cup down which was miraculously unscratched.

"I need another cup, please." he said.
@1Charak2@Crimmy@RoflsMazoy I sent you three Skype requests. Add me when you can and I'll add you to the group chat.


I accepted it :D
Oh jeez, I was asleep for 7 hours and 3 new pages of OOC?

My skype's RoflsMazoy
Duuuunno what to put


Just run, I'll take care of it

Or you could get eaten, and I'd still take care of it
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