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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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quick question guys, what would be the max range of average sniper rifles in DGO?


I'm assuming it'd be as far as normal snipers could shoot, and if you need some comparison I've heard that you can take out a target 1km away with a normal sniper if you're good enough.
Slam Jam

"Oh, for fuck's sake!" Kosuke said as he got up for the sixth time. "Fuck you!"

"Muahahaha..." A figure in front of him said, "The Dunk will come for you soon!"

Honestly, he thought he'd been lucky when he found Dunk Master on his way to search for Flan. He learned the hard way how wrong he was.

"Just die already!" Kosuke said, activating his rocket booster.

He rapidly lunged forward but Dunk Master dodged it easily. The dude was a total pain in the ass. It's not that he was fast, it was that Kosuke was slow. The dude's passive gave his auto-attacks a stacking slow, and he'd gotten hit 3 times already. Walking was basically pointless and his turn speed was terrible. His flight speed was still fine though because it wasn't based off of move speed.

He'd gotten some hits in at the start of the fight which had brought Dunk Master's health down considerably but he wasn't sure he was going to be able to finish him off.

"It's almost time to slam now!" Dunk Master said.

He quickly dashed in and slammed Kosuke with his club. Kosuke blocked it but the attack pushed him into the ground and rooted him. Then Dunk Master backed up, and did a running leap, raising his club above his head.

Actually, Kosuke had another feeling when he'd first encountered Dunk Master, namely disappointment. Dunk Master didn't have any dunk skills which was what he'd wanted to fight him for in the first place. The only other skill the guy had which he'd used just now was an overhead slam which rooted people to the ground, or made them fall out of the air if they were flying. Sort of a dunk but not really a dunk.

You usually don't get your full set of signature moves until level three He'd thought to himself, Too bad I'll have to kill him though, looks like he's just about to level up.

But now he knew he definitely wasn't going to regret killing him.

"Make your regrets, in hell!" He said gleefully.

"Not today!" Kosuke shouted.

This was what he had been waiting for. He bent his body sideways and the club came down and merely grazed his side, whittling down his health a little. He brought his lance up and activated his own signature move.

"Fatal Acceleration!" He shouted.

He stabbed at dunkmaster and sliced off his health leaving him with a small sliver of life. Even at just a level 1 charge, Fatal Acceleration did a lot of damage. Dunk Master flew backwards and landed on his ass.

"Keh, I'll remember this!" Dunk Master yelled, dashing away.

"Oh come on!" Kosuke yelled, trying in vain to follow but his feet were still in the ground and he just ended up flailing. "God damn it!"


"God damn it." He muttered as he chugged a health potion.

One of the annoyances being about being a Sweeper was stuff like this. Those guys that you'd normally be able to kill real easily but they had one or two abilities which catch you totally off guard and then they run away. It had happened a bunch of times to him even though he hadn't been doing it for very long.

"Ah whatever, I gotta go find Flan now." He sighed, getting up and stretching.

Actually he was on the edge of a sky-scraper and the railing was nearly broken so doing this was a little risky. Still, it had a good view of the city and very few people would be able to reach his spot without him noticing. Suddenly, he saw a light far below on the streets.

"Hey wait a sec, ain't that..." It was the Black King. He was sure of it. "I guess she's cleaning up."

He'd seen her light-sabre thing as he was dying in the throne room the previous day and no one else would have one because it was probably a unique weapon.

If I follow her, I'm sure I'll find Flan, won't I? He thought suddenly, But I'd also find anyone else who happened to join the Ebony Strykers.

There was a risk, but he honestly didn't have another way of finding Flan.

I guess I'll just follow for now, He thought.
@Unlucky0013 Well do it, cause an event to react to, get involved!

EDIT: So what's the average level for a player of DGO? What's the level where everyone starts slowing down and lingering about?


I'd probably say 5. It'd be at that half-way point where you're not a noob anymore but you're not experienced yet. And also you'd be all like "Next level is finally my new skill!" And then you get killed like 50 billion times because you get cocky and try to rush it.
@Lucius Cypher
What are dunkmaster's moves? I want to run into him at the start of my next post
Dunk Master's in the Black City right? I kinda want to fight him.
You don't need to fight! Arms Slave doesn't have a mark for you. Just stand by and watch him kill Juke Box and Smitten Kitten.


Yeah he does, Azga's right there just above Iron Keep
Faded Scars


"Finaaallly," Kosuke said, "Ramen!"

Maths had been terrible but it was finished now. He'd spent all his energy on English that morning and the math teacher had decided that today was a good day to pound three exercises worth of equations into the class. Now that was all over and he could treat himself to one of his favorite foods, ramen.

"Let's go with original flavour today." He said, pulling a packet out of the pantry and boiling some water.

Ramen was cheap, tasty and filling. He ate it for most of his meals because he couldn't get enough of it. But he was aware that it was sort of bad for his health to only be eating ramen which is why he still ate other things from time to time. Actually, saying 'other things' is sort of stretching it a little bit, the only other things he actually ate were tuna dishes of various descriptions. And he also drank his milk every day, although that wasn't saying a lot.

Those were the three biggest loves in his life at that point; ramen, tuna and milk. But once, he had a fouth. The one he had loved above all the others and the one which he could no longer bear the sight of. Even now his heart longed for it, but he knew he would not be able to stand it. Spaghetti.

It all began 10 years ago...

(song loosely based on this)
Palms sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he's Mom's spaghetti
Spaghetti


On his first day of school, like all of the other children he'd been hopeful. A new day, a new experience, a new environment, it had all been so new to him. But that day he'd met the one who would plunge him into the depths of darkness, who would corrupt the thing he loved the most in the world.

Snap back to spaghetti, Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
It don't matter, he knows
Even though his back's to the ropes


He instantly knew he hated him. The annoying kid had latched onto him as soon as Kosuke walked in the door and he refused to let go. To his parents and his teachers he looked to be his first friend but Kosuke knew differently. He tried his best to make it clear but it didn't seem to matter, he was everywhere. In school he made a bee-line for Kosuke, in class he would always get the both of them into trouble and his parents even let him into their house because he said he was his 'friend'.

You gotta lose yourself
In Mom's spaghetti
You've got to never let it go
You better lose yourself
This spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime


The final straw came when he was sitting down to his favourite meal, his mom's spaghetti. Even though they were Japanese she still made the best spaghetti he'd ever tasted. His 'friend' barged in and Kosuke told him to go away because he was eating. This was the exact moment he decided never to open up to anyone ever again. He asked Kosuke what his favourite foods were, Kosuke had told him his mom's spaghetti, tuna and milk. He learned the meaning of regret that day, as without hesitation his 'friend' grabbed those very things from around his house and put them in his spaghetti. Then he held Kosuke down and forced him to eat the disgusting concoction.

The Spaghetti's escaping,
From the hole that is gaping
The spahetti's mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti as we move towards a new spaghetti...
Spaghetti... Spaghettispaghetispaghettispaghetti...


He couldn't eat spaghetti, tuna or milk for a long time. The only thing he could eat was something distinctly not spaghetti, so mostly he would only eat ramen. Even though it still had noodles, its flavour was entirely different. Over time he became able to eat tuna and milk again but never spaghetti. Even today he'd become afraid if he were faced with spaghetti.

But that feeling wasn't the same for the one who had subjected him to the torment. To him, he only had barely restrained rage. Even at 6 he really had to stop himself from slamming the kid's head into the wall every day. They moved out soon enough and now he really didn't care about the kid anymore.

He pushed back his bowl as he slurped up the last noodle and he was notified of a new message.

"New targets, huh?" He said. He'd only gotten one day off and new targets already... Actually wait a minute.

Flan... Flan... The name sounded familiar. Wasn't there someone called Flan joining the Black King yesterday?

He was pretty sure there was. They'd had so little presence he barely noticed them, and they probably hadn't done anything major either. But that just made him more interested.

To: Arms Slave
From: Rocket Lancer
Subject: RE: Business

I'll be taking Flan, I should be fine by myself.

Also, If anyone's going after Dunk Master or Jukebox, I want in.


His interactions with other sweepers were brief. He was aware he wasn't very high in the hierarchy but he didn't exactly want to be any higher than he already was. All he really wanted to do was be a damn good sweeper. He finished washing up his bowl and went over to change out of his school uniform. With that done, he jumped into his bed and started the program. His vision faded to black and he was in.

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Welcome Rocket Lancer


Question, would any of the other sweepers now know they're allied with the Black Guild?
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