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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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I got a wall of limbs to fly once... also got it to 43/46 or something like that
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Yeah, Nyx is part of the Scarlet Harleys and he logged in the Black City.


I meant would you be able like buy stuff from their city or otherwise just be in it if you're not in the guild?
You can enter a city if you're not part of the guild, right?
@Lucius Cypher Oh wait, I just realized I forgot to mention you when I sent a message with Rocket Lancer

and it's been like three days since then


Maybe it was time for him to log out. He hadn't been on for long today at all, but he figured he should let his body live a little bit. He was already tired and there wasn't much else for him to do today so it'd probably be a good idea. Well, there was one more thing though.

To: Arms Slave
From: Rocket Lancer
Subject: Bounty list

I've taken down Crimson Lash, Shielder, and Dunk Master.

Also, if I ever ask, don't tell me about today.


He sent the message, then he logged off.




"..... .... ...?" Kosuke's eyes flickered open.

His room came into focus as if he'd had his eyes closed for a long time. Did he fall asleep? He looked over at the alarm besides his bed.

"What the-?!" He said, pulling himself upright.

He'd been out for DAYS. He couldn't remember what had happened, but he'd been out for about three or four days somehow. He felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and he became aware that he was very thirsty. He stumbled out of his bed and made his way to his kitchen. He grabbed a glass, filled it with water and downed it in one gulp. Had he eaten or drank at all these past few days? What the hell had happened? There was a plate and some cutlery sitting in his drying rack to maybe he had. Then he suddenly felt that there was something behind him.

He whirled around and saw that it was only his fridge, but for some reason looking at it gave him an ominous feeling. He approached it cautiously, but the feeling only intensified until he was right in front of it. He didn't know how but he could feel there was something in that fridge. Something to be afraid of. Something dangerous.

He opened the fridge and..... it was a bowl of Spaghetti.

"..." He said.

The top row of his fridge had been cleared and the bowl of spaghetti placed on top. It was rather well made spaghetti too. He could tell at a glance the ratio of meat to spaghetti was perfect, and the cheese had been delicately grated directly onto it. The strangest thing of all? He wasn't afraid of the spaghetti itself. A certain incident had driven a fear of spaghetti deep into his subconsciousness, but standing here in front of this spaghetti, right here, right now, he didn't feel that fear.

No, instead, he felt there was something lurking behind that bowl of spaghetti. Something strong, something dark, something waiting to consume him once and for all. He tentatively took a string of the spaghetti and ate it. It was just the way he had once liked it. He thought he'd forgotten that taste once and for all, but there was something wrong about it. The feeling he had as he ate it wasn't of joy, all he felt was a cold sweat.
Posted. The picture doesn't quite fit but it'll do. If someone finds a better one can you give it to me?
Rocket Lancer


"Tch, there goes the fun." He muttered.

He lowered his accelaration and his lance planted into the ground. He pulled it out and kicked the chain back towards Eclipse Princess so at least it looked bette for their 'audience'. He'd had a plan. When facing someone of Eclipse Princess' calibre you needed a plan and some tricks up your sleeve. The 'trick' he was about to use was one his body had come up with but he hadn't been able to use it effectively until now. There was also no one else on earth that'd be able to use it unless they had his abilities so there was no way Eclipse Princess would be expecting it either.

But now there was some heroic speechlord and some killjoy edgelord butting in, and mincing words every once in a while was nice, you know?

MyfuckingEXPgoddamnitstopdoingshitandgodieinafireorsomethinfuckofffffff He thought.

He wasn't angry.

"You all talk about dying as if it means something." He spat. "Who the fuck cares about who died today? They'll be back by tomorrow, doing whatever the hell they were doing, with some piss ass EXP reduction or whatever. What the hell's the point of crying about it? You just fuck off for a day or so then come back like nothing happened. Fucking pointless is what it is."

Then he turned to address Edgelord, who sort of pissed him off more than the others.

"I can picture you hunting down Princess Fucking Edgy like I can picture a mouse hunting a lion. She's gonna fuck you up." He said. "And it doesn't even matter if you kill her or not, she can just come back the day after and kick your ass. Who the fuck do you think you are? Assassin Jesus? I don't care about some shitty war or whatever, because unless it's coming in within the next 2 hours it won't make a single. Fucking. Difference."

Then he turned to address Mr. Trust and Justice speechlord. He sort of liked that kid but he was still sort of annoying.

"And as for you, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about either but at least it didn't sound as stupid as the other guy. 7 out of 10." He said, giving paper moon a thumbs up. "If I were someone else right now I'd say it was pretty good, but I just don't really give a fuck."

He hopped onto his lance as if to fly away and not come back.

"Oh, and maybe next time you shouldn't deliver that speech while she's fully chained up with a corpse danling off of her." He said.

Then he took to the skies in a streak of yellow.


@Jedly@KoL@Mega Birb and @Lucius Cypher 'cause your corpse is present at least
Aw man, I was going to do a sweet ass move but I had to go to church D:<

It'd be weird to keep fighting so whatever I guess

EDIT: Uhhhh, I'm probably going to take a little while for my next post. I gotta get some crop circles so I don't look like a pleb

EDIT EDIT: For reference, I just use Word and Paint
Wait hold on, so have we had professions the whole time IC (as in like the three years in backstory) or only just like recently or something?
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