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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Rocket Lancer enters the scene!


"Heads up, Boss!" A voice shouted from above.

There was a streak of yellow and Rocket Lancer appeared.

"I'm coming in!"

He zoomed in at full speed riding his lance. He'd seen very little of the (admittedly short) fight so far but it's not like it really mattered how much he'd seen. His boss was fighting someone, and helping out your boss usually gave you a pay rise. Not much to think about, no reason to worry. But his target wasn't going to be Eclipse Princess. She still had a hand free so if he went straight for her, he had no doubt she would dodge his flight and kill him. Chances were he wouldn't achieve anything by doing it so instead, he was aiming for both of them.

He flew between Arms Slave and Eclipse Princess and deactivated his rocket boosters as he was about to hit the chains. If it was only this much, it wouldn't do enough damage to either of them, but...

"Fatal Accelaration!" He shouted.

His rocket boosters reactivated explosively, boosting him forward so hard he almost fell off. He caught the chains with his lance. If Arms Slave became collateral, this would become a really good day for him.

@KoL Don't kill me lucius told me to do it X_X
@Lucius Cypher and @Caits as well I guess?
spaghetti

^ for context
......?

Heavy footfalls pounded through the darkness. He KNEW it'd been a bad idea to enter the abandoned building but he was regretting it even more now. He could barely see anything, and even though this guy wasn't a rogue, he sure knew how to hunt someone down. He tripped over his own feet and the darkness and cursed as he came tumbling down. There was no running from this guy, he'd even followed him all the way into the Black City of all places.

He struglled to his feet and kept on running, but then he hit a wall.

"Shit...!" He said quietly. "Dead end..."

Then he heard slow methodical footsteps coming from behind him. He couldn't tell exactly where it was coming from but it's not like he could do anything about it anyway. He took out his great club and dug his feet in. He was going to have to fight this one out...

"I'm not going to let you stop me from becoming a true Dunk Master!" He shouted in a shrill voice. "You're not going to kill me!"

The footsteps stopped. He tightened his grip on his club. This guy could attack fast, so he had to be ready for it. Suddenly, a creepy laugh rang out. It was an evil laugh, but not like it was intentionally an evil laugh. More like the laugher found something funny and he was just really evil. Like a ghost child laughing at his father's death after forcing her to commit suicide, something like that.

"You won't kill me!" He shouted, "I won't let you kill me now?"

The laughter continued and then it slowly tapered off...

"Oh, I'm not going to kill you..." The voice said. It was right behind him!

He whirled around but he wasn't fast enough, and he was knocked down from a shot at his back. His attacker planted a knee on him and leant down to his ear...

"All I'm going to do... His assailant shouted. IS SHOVE THIS LANCE DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

It was a young looking boy with blonde hair. He had a crazed look in his eyes, and his name was flashing red due to the Outlaw Declaration. It read: Rocket Lancer. He raised his lance as if to bring it down on the helpless Dunk Master.

"And if you just happen to die, it'll be a happy coincidence for me..." He finished.



"Finally..." He said, a wide, sneering grin on his face. "This body is amazing!"

What had his stupid main body been doing until now? 3 years and he'd only gotten this far? Pitiful. At least his desires were admirable. Deep Ground had given them this kind of body, small to increase speed and agility. A skill set to offset his lack of force, a long range travel basic ability. Perfect tools for a hunter...

"I guess it's about time for me to report back, isn't it?" He said.

It was a shame but he hadn't been able to use this body for very long. He had taken control approximately four days ago, but Deep Ground had been taken down for maintenance for two days out of those four, so his time had been severely limited. Over that time however he'd been able to take three targets from his body's list. He hadn't had anything else to go on but each of those targets had been very amusing to play with. Once he'd really gotten the hang of using his abilities, it hadn't been that difficult.

"I wonder where the boss is~? He said as he started whistling. He climbed onto his lance as he walked out of the building.

He had been born from Spaghetti. Every time Kosuke thought of Spaghetti, he became stronger. Spaghetti was the catalyst for Kosuke's rage, even if he couldn't feel it, and Kosuke's rage funelled strength directly into his mind. He would be in every bowl of Spaghetti that Kosuke would ever see, he was in every fond memory that Kosuke had ever had. He was alive now, and he would make sure it stayed that way.
Arkadian Elesir


He looked past Morgan into her room. Everything was dripping wet and even though she said she was alright the amount of sneezing was worrying. His room was just around the corner so this was probably going to work out...

"I'll... I'll be back!" He said.

He pushed himself up to his feet and dashed for his room, leaving all of his books on the ground. He ran through the door and went straight for his kitchen, and took out his thermos while he put some water on to boil. He quickly took out his thermos before running into his room. He opened his wardrobe and dug to the very bottom of his pile of clothes and took out The Hidden One.

"I never thought I'd take it out again..." He sighed.

It was a plain white cotton shirt with a very adorable cat on the front of it. It wasn't just any cat however, it was a picture of Christopher.

When will be the next time that I am able to hold him in my arms again? ... ...? He thought dramatically.

He was snapped out of his thoughts however as the kettle clicked to tell him his water was done. He snatched up some comfortable pajama pants and also a spare blanket he had with him. He wasn't quite sure what the girl's size was but the pants had a draw string to adjust it and the shirt was already big on him so it would definitely fit her. He put it all in a cloth bag and went back to his tea.

He took out a teabag and some sugar and put them in the thermos. He put three and a half spoons of sugar which was just how he liked it and poured the hot water in. He'd been saving the thermos for winter, when the inevitable day would come where it could be so cold he wouldn't be able to feel his fingers like it always did. He imagined it would have been nice seeing fools suffer from their lack of foresight even with so many tools at their disposal...

He finished stirring the tea and put the lid back onto the thermos. He put that into the cloth bag as well and ran back outside. He arrived back at Morgan's room out of breath and panting. His face was red too from the exercise.

"I got you-... something-... warm!" He said breathlessly. He put the cloth bag next to Morgan and bent down to pick up his books.

"Those clothes-... should fit you..." He continued. "Better-... than that-... probably."

He tried to take a deep breath but failed at keeping it in and it turned into a yawn instead.

"And also, after you're done with that shirt, I'm going to want it back." He pointing at the cloth bag while looking directly at Morgan. "It has my cat on it."

Then he ran off without giving Morgan a chance to respond.

@Unlucky0013
@RoflsMazoy if you want, we could collab if you think this would be dragged further ^-^


Well, I think it'll take a couple more posts so may as well make it faster I guess. I don't have that much time though because I have to sleep in about 3 hours

EDIT: On second thought, I could probably just finish it in two so don't bother I guess
I feel like it'd make sense if Arkadian was around Morgan's room at this time and this is probably funnier so I'm going to just leave that there :D
Arkadian Elesir


Arkadian walked along until suddenly, the noise of a fire alarm reached his ears. It sounded like it was coming from one of the rooms nearby. He homed in on the sound until he was outside of the room, and then it abruptly stopped.

"Ummm..." He said sheepishly, to no one in particular.

Well, this could probably backfire on him, but he was doing it anyway. He put his ear up to the door to see if he could hear anything. He heard the occasional dripping, someone walking around in a hurry, and then rapid light sneezing approaching the doorway.

Oh wait a minute... Arkadian thought.

He started backwards but he wasn't fast enough and the door slammed into his face.

"Owwww!" He shouted.

He stumbled backwards clutching his nose. Who knew doors hurt so much? What he saw next replaced his pain with embarassment however. He looked up to see a dripping wet girl(?), maybe the same age as he was, wearing nothing but a quilt. And he'd been randomly standing outside her(?) room...

(O_O)...

"Ummmm..." He stammered out, "Do you... want help with anything?"

@Unlucky0013
I wanted to bust in with a textbook and knock someone out like three days ago but I went to sleep before anything happened and by the time I woke up there were already three people at the scene so I thought a fourth would be too much

why do I keep missing this shit ;_;
I'm in the middle of a heatwave. Someone, please, make it stop...


Start of winter over here. Rained all day too >:^)
Arkadian Elesir


"...aaaand done!" He said, throwing himself back in his chair.

A hard afternoon's work for a hard set of questions. He was at least four chapters ahead of his class by now. He wasn't born a genius but his parents and himself had taken many measures to ensure that he would excel in academics if nothing else, but it sort of looked that might ended up being the case. A fair way into the year and the only achievement he'd had was getting ahead in his classes, and frankly, that didn't even really matter in the end. Who cared if you were ahead? The only sure-fire 100% guarantee of getting a job after 18 was Deep Ground Online. Sure, keeping that job was a different story but climbing up was also another challenge which could at least have some lowered difficulty.

For one, he really wished he'd been a part of the recent events surrounding the 'Corpse Collector'. He'd given the Black City a wide berth when the Black Guild had opened its arms. Partially because he wanted to make it as a solo player but mostly because he knew he probably wouldn't have survived the trip. His one ability was really finicky to use and just plain risky in combat. But from what he'd heard... he'd really missed out on what would probably have been the event of most of the people involved's lives.

I'll get the next one... He promised himself.

He knew he wasn't strong enough now but maybe if he had enough will, enough guts, maybe he could find something major to be a part of. A reason for being that would make him special. He had faith in 'Star Child', that one day it'd make him finally live up to his name.

"I Better get started then!" He said.

He grabbed his books and dashed off towards his room. Who knew what was waiting for him in Deep Ground?
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