Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s
"If we're looking for more people I think I know a guy..." Kreiss said, looking over his shoulder to where he'd dropped the adventurer. He was being loaded onto a cart. "...And, never mind actually, he's gone."
Maybe it would've been rude to sign the guy up while he was unconscious but it would've been funny at least. He knew a bunch of adventurers, actually. Some of them might have been in the crowd, but he couldn't see anyone yet. He was a little bit curious as to how the sign-up was going to work though, because there seemed to be a fair amount of people vying for the job. There was such a thing as too many people in a mystery investigation.
"Let's sign up quick," He said. "If we go first we can grab people as they come in." @Themerlinhawk@CelticSoldier
Kreiss whistled as he trudged along the road at a merry pace. The breeze felt pretty good this time of year, but he couldn't feel it all too well in his armor. Maybe he'd take a day off soon just to take a stroll around the city for once. Even though he'd been here most of his life, and he'd been around the whole place a few times already, he still couldn't say he knew it awfully well. He remembered where the armor and general stores were because those were the places he went to the most.
"....uggghhhh..." The adventurer draped over his shoulder groaned as he struggled to raise his head. "...This isn't the hospital...?"
"Yeah, sorry, I don't know where the hospital is. I don't go there too often." Kreiss replied.
The adventurer's head sank back down again, unconscious again.
The adventurer was someone from an assembled party he had just left. They'd been doing a job nearby when the adventurer had accidentally fallen into the trajectory of Kreiss' full strength shielded charge, right at the end of their mission. Since Kreiss had been the one to foul him, he'd volunteered to take him since he felt bad. Even though he didn't quite know where the hospital was, he'd find it eventually.
Suddenly he looked up and noticed that there was a big crowd nearby. He squinted at the building they were in front of, trying to figure out discerning features.
"Hey, it's Guard HQ, wonder what all the fuss is about." He said, dropping the adventurer.
The adventurer made some sound as he went down, but Kreiss would get back to him later. He had a bag on him right now because even though his recent venture had been close to the city, they'd needed to do the task overnight, into the next day and he'd been carrying some supplies.
Nearby the HQ, there was a bulletin board which a lot of civilians were looking at to see what the fuss was. He walked over to the board, pushing through people as he went and directed his gaze over to the notice that everyone else seemed to be crowding around.
"Missing people... mysterious circumstances... eh, not bad, not bad."
Despite appearances, he liked doing mystery jobs like these sometimes. Not because he enjoyed figuring out the mystery or anything, but because there usually something that needed a beatdown in the end. From the sounds of things this one sounded pretty clean cut as well, dark silhouettes meant there was something tangible. Something you could hit with a shield.
He shoved his way through the crowd again, thundering down the street towards the HQ, to sign up for the job.
"Hey!" He said, thundering through the crowd and waving towards a man who seemed to know what he was doing. "I want to sign up for the mission too!" @KoL@Themerlinhawk
Name: Kreiss Stahl Age: 19 Race: Human Appearance: Very short black hair and very dark eyes. He usually keeps a fairly neutral expression mostly because it's just his natural state.
Height: 194 centimeters Weight: Heavy Armor: Medium-Heavy Jump height: Still pretty high Biceps: Deceptive
Character Concept: Try to imagine the kind of guy who was so bad at swords that, in a fight, he never usually bothered to even draw it and just beat people with his shield while his team-mates took care of the rest. Then try to picture the same guy, now with a bigger shield, picking up a second similar shield, sort of as a joke. Finally, picture the man, who is currently wielding two-shields, wading through a horde of the undead to reach his team-mates, beating them back with a whirlwind of blunt steel, all the while thinking; Damn, this is fuckin' rad. And now you have a pretty good picture of Kreiss Stahl. He's the guy who uses two shields and he ain't afraid to go balls deep because he's got two freakin' shields and there ain't anything on the planet that can touch a guy behind two shields.
Combat and Skills: Kreiss is a heavy bruiser type of fighter, who matches his unconventional style with unexpected mobility. He has distinctly average speed for wearing heavy armor, but he never stops moving. His stamina seems close to bottomless, and he is nigh unstoppable with two shields on. Trying to stop his run carries a serious risk of great-shield to the face, and after getting hit once it usually works well as a deterrent.
Kreiss is also very experienced with setting up kills for archers and long-range mages who want the sweet satisfaction of sniping someone out of mid-air. Despite his build, he can easily get under an opponent and slam them upwards into the air. Obviously it doesn't work on certain opponents, but usually it can make for a few easy picks. He uses Earth magic to boost his strength when against heavier opponents, but he isn't very well trained in it and he can only apply it in short bursts.
Equipment: He wears medium-heavy armor which he keeps well maintained. He also has a collection of shields to suit various purposes, but he usually carries around rectangular great-shields and a reasonably heavy round shield on his back just in case. His favorites are custom made great-shields which are able to turn and lock around the handle so that Kreiss can take a better offensive stance when using them. He also carries the adventuring supplies if the next trip will take a while.
Other: Kreiss is a freelance adventurer. He never had a set party he always went with to begin with, so he is quite well known for being the guy who uses two shields.
"One!" He shouted as the Kobold flew into the air. An arrow from nearby finished it in one shot. The sound of metal on metal resounded as the Kobold's friends made a feeble attempt to revenge their brethren. Unfortunately for them, they would be joining him soon.
One of the Kobolds took a great-shield slam to the face and was sent sprawling, while the other one's neck ended up in Kreiss' grip. He threw the Kobold up into the air and started gathering mana. As the Kobold came down, strength surged through his body, his shield rotated 90 degrees, and he slammed the Kobold with a backhanded uppercut, sending it up again.
"Two!" He shouted as an arrow pierced its head. He was sort of forgetting who the arrows were coming from but he'd remember when he looked at them again. The only thing on his mind right now was the last Kobold.
His mana surged again, as his arm slipped out from the handle of his great-shield and he took aim.
@KoL Alright, I finished mine. Just one point of interest, which is whether or not a shield with a rotating handle would fit with the technology of the time, just asking to be certain.
Name: Kreiss Stahl Age: 19 Race: Human Appearance: Very short black hair and very dark eyes. He usually keeps a fairly neutral expression mostly because it's just his natural state.
Height: 194 centimeters Weight: Heavy Armor: Medium-Heavy Jump height: Still pretty high Biceps: Deceptive
Character Concept: Try to imagine the kind of guy who was so bad at swords that, in a fight, he never usually bothered to even draw it and just beat people with his shield while his team-mates took care of the rest. Then try to picture the same guy, now with a bigger shield, picking up a second similar shield, sort of as a joke. Finally, picture the man, who is currently wielding two-shields, wading through a horde of the undead to reach his team-mates, beating them back with a whirlwind of blunt steel, all the while thinking; Damn, this is fuckin' rad. And now you have a pretty good picture of Kreiss Stahl. He's the guy who uses two shields and he ain't afraid to go balls deep because he's got two freakin' shields and there ain't anything on the planet that can touch a guy behind two shields.
Combat and Skills: Kreiss is a heavy bruiser type of fighter, who matches his unconventional style with unexpected mobility. He has distinctly average speed for wearing heavy armor, but he never stops moving. His stamina seems close to bottomless, and he is nigh unstoppable with two shields on. Trying to stop his run carries a serious risk of great-shield to the face, and after getting hit once it usually works well as a deterrent.
Kreiss is also very experienced with setting up kills for archers and long-range mages who want the sweet satisfaction of sniping someone out of mid-air. Despite his build, he can easily get under an opponent and slam them upwards into the air. Obviously it doesn't work on certain opponents, but usually it can make for a few easy picks. He uses Earth magic to boost his strength when against heavier opponents, but he isn't very well trained in it and he can only apply it in short bursts.
Equipment: He wears medium-heavy armor which he keeps well maintained. He also has a collection of shields to suit various purposes, but he usually carries around rectangular great-shields and a reasonably heavy round shield on his back just in case. His favorites are custom made great-shields which are able to turn and lock around the handle so that Kreiss can take a better offensive stance when using them. He also carries the adventuring supplies if the next trip will take a while.
Other: Kreiss is a freelance adventurer. He never had a set party he always went with to begin with, so he is quite well known for being the guy who uses two shields.
"One!" He shouted as the Kobold flew into the air. An arrow from nearby finished it in one shot. The sound of metal on metal resounded as the Kobold's friends made a feeble attempt to revenge their brethren. Unfortunately for them, they would be joining him soon.
One of the Kobolds took a great-shield slam to the face and was sent sprawling, while the other one's neck ended up in Kreiss' grip. He threw the Kobold up into the air and started gathering mana. As the Kobold came down, strength surged through his body, his shield rotated 90 degrees, and he slammed the Kobold with a backhanded uppercut, sending it up again.
"Two!" He shouted as an arrow pierced its head. He was sort of forgetting who the arrows were coming from but he'd remember when he looked at them again. The only thing on his mind right now was the last Kobold.
His mana surged again, as his arm slipped out from the handle of his great-shield and he took aim.
I'll also just leave this here for now. I don't have word on this computer so I actually have to leave it or else I lost it :P
Name: Kreiss Stahl Age: 19 Race: Human Appearance: Very short black hair and very dark eyes. He usually keeps a fairly neutral expression mostly because it's just his natural state.
Height: 194 centimeters Weight: Heavy Armor: Medium-Heavy Jump height: Still pretty high Biceps: Deceptive
Character Concept: Try to imagine the kind of guy who was so bad at swords that, in a fight, he never usually bothered to even draw it and just beat people with his shield while his team-mates took care of the rest. Then try to picture the same guy, now with a bigger shield, picking up a second similar shield, sort of as a joke. Finally, picture the man, who is currently wielding two-shields, wading through a horde of the undead to reach his team-mates, beating them back with a whirlwind of blunt steel, all the while thinking; Damn, this is fuckin' rad. And now you have a pretty good picture of Kreiss Stahl. He's the guy who uses two shields and he ain't afraid to go balls deep because he's got two freakin' shields and there ain't anything on the planet that can touch a guy behind two shields.
Combat and Skills: Kreiss is a heavy bruiser type of fighter, who matches his unconventional style with unexpected mobility. He has distinctly average speed for wearing heavy armor, but he never stops moving. His stamina seems close to bottomless, and he is nigh unstoppable with two shields on. Trying to stop his run carries a serious risk of great-shield to the face, and after getting hit once it usually works well as a deterrent.
Kreiss is also very experienced with setting up kills for archers and long-range mages who want the sweet satisfaction of sniping someone out of mid-air. Despite his build, he can easily get under an opponent and slam them upwards into the air. Obviously it doesn't work on certain opponents, but usually it can make for a few easy picks. He uses Earth magic to boost his strength when against heavier opponents, but he isn't very well trained in it and he can only apply it in short bursts.
Equipment: He wears medium-heavy armor which he keeps well maintained. He also has a collection of shields to suit various purposes, but he usually carries around rectangular great-shields and a reasonably heavy round shield on his back just in case. He also carries the adventuring supplies if the next trip will take a while.
Other: Kreiss is a freelance adventurer. He never had a set party he always went with to begin with, so he is quite well known for being the guy who uses two shields.
Well, alright then. Looks like we just got a box of f**king 7 up like jeez.
Kosuke had the urge to blat the silver haired girl on the head with a karate chop but knowing the Reinhart family it was likely they had snipers waiting outside for such an eventuality. She'd disturbed something daaaarn good just now too, and it wasn't like he could do anything about it.
"This was kind of a bad time, you know..." He said, grabbing an empty plastic cup from a nearby table.
He cracked open the can in his hand and poured it out, handing the cup over to Akane while before chugging the rest in one big gulp. If one looked closely they could see a hint of shade under his eyes. He had been more than a little nervous as a social recluse suddenly being forced to do this, after all.
"I know I certainly don't want food in my stomach right now, unless I wanted the audience to see some pink vomit." He said. @KoL@Jedly@Mega Birb@Lucius Cypher
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