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6 yrs ago
Current Every day I believe that people can't get any dumber then Trump has a press conference
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6 yrs ago
Women aren't mysterious, men are often dense
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6 yrs ago
"We commit the sins again And our sons and daughters pay"
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6 yrs ago
Good point life but to make a correction----- When Life gives you Lemons... Grab a fat one an squirt it in Life's Eyes
6 yrs ago
They when life gives you lemons... grab one of the fat ones an squirt it in lie's eyes

Bio

Hello curious person, I am Rumiko Goddess of Chaos, Benevolent Dictator; The Bluemoon Dreamer....You know a nut case

Where do I come from? I could be a smartie an say the "Great State of Denial" but lets just agree that I like keeping my RL Life disconnected from my RP Life.

I survived Guildfall and have always loved this place even though I see a lot of good RP time eaten up in Discord drivel

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@Chasebloodcrest@Deadlyrose9641







Mandy Laughs at Tony's imagination till she thinks that who knows maybe she did like it here once long ago

"I got the place in the Life and Death lottery when My grandparents died in a plane crash.

I tried to sell it but no one's buying at the moment and the Old Ones have cradle to grave leases and unless you can get them to move this place has to stay a boarding house. If I could sell it I'd be in Patagonia climbing mountains or in Italy studying sculpture."


Everything was true except the part about the plane crash but it sounded better than killed by a hit an run driver trying to cross the road
How's this for a Cause of Death?

Cause of Death: Izzy Remembers her death as probably the single most painful experience ever. It was winter and she was driving along when the cheap Chinese battery in her phone suddenly went up in flames burning her chest because it was in her jacket pocket. She lost control of her car as she ripped the incendiary phone from her person her car in a spin. With third degree burns on her right breast she was in agony when her car came to a stop against that big concrete wall they divide traffic with and if that had been the end of her pain might have survived disfigured but still survived but fate wasn’t done with her.

She was struggling with her seatbelt and the searing pain of her burns when she heard a screeching noise that was one of those construction delivery trucks as it smashed into the chain reaction started by her and in its load was several bundles of rebar that broke lose flying like spears at her impaling her with three through her belly and crushing her car roof nearly even with the door windows rolled down leaving only about 4 inches for the firemen to look through and shout encouragement, that is till her bad battery decided to add to her troubles by igniting the paperwork strewn around her car from the wreck, form there is was fire, blood loss and who knows what else that finally ended her as the horrified crowd looked on helplessly
@RumikoOhara think I can join this?


I don't know, you got tha Chops?

LOL

Though I didn't intend it this is more or less a drop in drop out

We're all Slackers here in Character and Spirit, No Stress, No Worries
Well it's definitely not , drowning in a pile of freshly washed clothes I couldn't be bothered to fold last night


"You Fold, I use hangers....I miss wire Hangers, you have to dryclean to get any decent wire hangers. the wire is always handy for tying up ...things
Sometimes I sit here and wonder what you're doing on the other side of the screen and it scares me, especially the Lurkers





Scares is the wrong word even though it fits in the case of Ecchi but creeped out is more appropriate
@Chasebloodcrest@Deadlyrose9641







Mandy looks at the mone regarding it for a moment as she weighs her options then she passes her hand over the stack causing it to vanish. Many who saw this trick never figured out they were watching a street thief at practice though Mandy herself had never stolen a dime but kept the skill up as a way of remembering her trip to Morroco and a friend there.

"Six Hundred is more than this place makes in a week, well some weeks" says Mandy with a chuckle

"Guess I can use the excess to buy Thanksgiving dinner for the Old Ones and maybe the Younger tenants.

Lily says her kids can't make it to pick her up and well Elmer and Walter are alone in this world so who's going to feed them?"
she says while also determining to go some of it back in case Amy hits hard times

Obscure but Interesting songs


@Chasebloodcrest@Deadlyrose9641







Mandy pours Amy a Coffee then produces the envelope in a smooth act of prestidigitation

"Your Pops dropped by saying how impressed he was by the caliber of your choice of domiciles and as a reward left this"

Says Mandy with a knowing look having a similar affliction of parental approval
An Actual Link To a Custom Mugs Site



I know I'm not Normal and I don't care, I just worry that I'll frighten people away before I can se...show them how harmless I am







Now I want to buy a Hurdygurdy


@Chasebloodcrest







Mandy hears Tony's request and her encyclopedic mind comes up with an answer in seconds

"Discount Custom Print Coffee Mugs @ CustomCoffeeGraphics.com.

They'll print anything and if the order is over 100 the price is .62 cents per or $8 per single"




The Goddess wonders if anyone else tagged that link to oblivion


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