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Wanted to check in and see if you guys are ready for the Big Top Extravaganza to start. ^_^


I'm ready if everyone else is.
Brutrumukk


"What did this kenku git do to ruin the carnival?" Brutrumukk asked in response to Aurora's question, a baleful look appearing on his face as he began to think more about the kenku. "Well to start off, the kenku git used magic to steal the voice from one o' the carnies to use fer its own gitish ends. Just as that carny was about to ask 'is sweet 'eart to marry 'im too! Then, the kenku git went to the lake while that very same sweet 'eart was singing fer an audience and began yellin' mean things about the singing, making the poor girl sad an' ruinin' the show. An' finally when I caught the git and tried to 'ave it subjected to some good ol' mob justice, it 'ad the nerve to use more magic to escape before I could rile up the mob well enough! Jub an' I managed to get the mime carny's voice back and got the singin' mermaid carny to do the rest of 'er show. They even gave us singin' an' actin' lessons as thanks fer our 'elp. But the kenku git is still out there! An' I swear to Hruggek I won't let it leave this 'ere carnival alive! No matter what the carnies say about violence an' the like!"
Brutrumukk


"Oi oi!" Brutrumukk called out in greeting as the rest of their number joined them at the seats. "Any o' you lot seen a kenku lurkin' about or someone with blue paint splashed across the back o' their 'ead? If you do, know that they are actually a kenku git what's tryin' to ruin the carnival. You see it, be sure to tell me so I can club it to death an' mount its 'ead on a spike!"
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@Dark Cloud

Brutrumukk prefers to simply rest his forearm horizontally across the back of the armrest rather than use 100% of it.
@Dark Cloud

An armrest whatnow?
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk grinned eagerly as he passed the happily playing Calliope. "I think we're in the right place, booyagh." Brutrumukk said to the goblin wizard perched on his shoulder. "Just goes to show, when in doubt, always 'ead fer the biggest tent you can find. Never fails!" As he entered the Big Top, Brutrumukk became momentarily frustrated when he saw the lack of available seating. However, this frustration quickly evaporated when the bugbear caught sight of the six empty seats in a row. "Looks like we're in luck, booyagh." Brutrumukk laughed. "Let's 'urry before someone else nicks 'em!" With that said, Brutrumukk made for the empty seats.
Sorry for the wait, but I think we've reached a conclusion to the collab.


Wouldn't getting a tattoo on the face be extremely painful though?


I'm fairly certain getting a tattoo hurts regardless of location.
Just looked at the picture I'm using for Brutrumukk again and remembered that some of his face doesn't have fur on it. Getting a tattoo won't require bald patches after all, it seems.
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