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So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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Its size is going to make the skinning and cooking process very difficult compared to a normal sized constrictor snake.


Brutrumukk won't be cooking the whole thing. He'll only be hacking off what he intends to eat so he doesn't have to wait too long for it to be ready.

And as for skinning, an axe with a sharp blade is an axe with a sharp blade, no matter how big you are.
Brutrumukk


"Sounds good." Brutrumukk said with a nod. "We'll 'ead off in that direction once I've got me breath back an' 'ad somethin' to eat." With that said, Brutrumukk carried the birdcage back down the tower and rejoined his companions. "Found this guy in the balloon." Brutrumukk said. "Says 'e wants outta this cage 'e's in but we need to get a key from a goblin on some 'ill to open the cage 'cuz magic an' stuff. Either way, I don't plan on goin' nowhere 'till I've sat down fer an hour an' eaten some o' this snake I killed. If anyone wants some snake too, let me know an' I'll cook some fer you as well." Brutrumukk then handed off the birdcage to the nearest party member and began to carefully gather up bramble branches to make a fire with.
uhm so I'd appreciate if you guys would slow the heck down. I'd like to post without needing to read multiple posts


Fair enough just gotta post one more thing then that'll be it until I have the input of others.
Brutrumukk


"Get some key off o' some goblin?" Brutrumukk asked. "Sounds easy enough. D'you know 'ow to find this 'ill what she's livin' on?"
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk eyed the sword that was sheathed and hanging from the tiny dragon's belt as he speculated its value. After a moment, the bugbear shrugged his broad shoulders. "I suppose that's a good enough payment fer openin' a birdcage." Brutrumukk said. "Alright then. I'll 'ave you out in a jiff. Keep back from the door." With that said, Brutrumukk grabbed the birdcage by its door and dragged it from its hinges.
@Dark Cloud

More rolling to extort the dragon actually.
@Guardian Angel Haruki

Does Talavar's sword look particularly impressive?
Brutrumukk


"Good?" Brutrumukk asked, eyebrow arched in curiosity. "...I suppose I can be somethin' like that when it suits me... Stay put fer a bit. I'll be right with ya." With that said, Brutrumukk grabbed the frog corpse and searched it for valuables. Once he was done looting, Brutrumukk reached back into the basket and picked up the bird cage holding Sir Talavar. "So, you want some 'elp, do ya?" Brutrumukk asked. "An' what's in it fer me, eh? What do I get out o' that what would make me efforts worthwhile?"
Brutrumukk just barely manages to get the massive snake carcass in. However, a lot of it takes up all of the ground floor, and the tail is just poking out of the doorway.


I forgot that this was a giant snake we were talking about. Brutrumukk will not in fact be dragging the snake into the tower after all. Edits have been made.
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