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Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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Brutrumukk


"I said I ain't talking about no corn on the cob, Mag damn it!" Brutrumukk declared, now slightly frustrated by Tsu mishearing his words for some reason. He paused a moment then to take a breath before continuing on. "Ok so it's like this: Eunuch corn is those 'orse things what have that one 'orn on their 'eads." Brutrumukk explained patiently. "An' alley corn is one o those 'orse things with the one 'orn on their 'eads, but it can also fly."
Can I knock an attacker into the one that's dragging Yosef away?

EDIT: Or wait! Maybe knock an attacker onto Yosef, and make dragging the red lizard away harder?


There is an attacker perfectly placed to do either of these things.
Skobeloff


"The stronghold is this way." Skobeloff said as he led the way back to the Tessith Tree. "Keep an eye out as we get closer, the local pixies seem to hold dragonkind responsible for the island's ills. One of them attempted to confound me with pixie dust as I made my way there the first time." As he spoke, the wheels in the Trickster's head were turning. He'd accomplished a noteworthy task on his own, and now they were away from prying ears. Garrock's secrets were within his grasp, all Skobeloff needed now was an opportunity to seize them.

@Guardian Angel Haruki
Your time has come once again.
Ervdul's laughter eventually dies down a few moments after Flicker made their threat and struck down another attacker. "ARCHERS!" He calls out then. At the far end of the battlefield, the attackers' line of archers respond to this call by loosing a volley of arrows upon the party. Flicker is fast enough to avoid the worst of the squall, but everyone else isn't so lucky. Attackers and highwaymen alike fall around the party and even Yosef takes a few arrows, driving some of the life from him.

"Pull Yosef back!" Ervdul then orders a nearby pair of freshly arrived attackers. The attackers do as ordered. One advances on Jørmund and pushes the earth genasi back to keep him from interfering in the rescue. Jørmund is able to get a swing in though, taking down as the other attacker begins to drag Yosef away from the fight.

Meanwhile, the sight of Yosef being rescued restoes some of the left flank's nerve. They step forward again and resume their engagement, fighting to keep the highwaymen too busy to stop the rescue

I'll be ready to move on once Brut has concluded his comical corn conversation.

Either way, he'll be short resting to regain 11 hit points
@Martian
Is this still happening?
The mood of the vampires immediately brightens upon hearing Kendra reveal her connection to Trinity. "Ah yes. Trinity did indeed call us out here tonight." The senior officer says as he sheaths his blade, the other vampires holstering their guns in turn. "She also asked us to tell you that this bailout settles the Debt you have on her." With that said, the senior officer turns to his colleagues. "Tyrone, cordon off the crime scene. Jeneice, radio in a healer from the Iron Guard." He orders. Both younger vampires nod at this. The black vampire with blond hair, presumably Tyrone, dons latex gloves and produces police tape. Meanwhile, the albino vampire with brown hair, Jeneice most likely, begins speaking into her radio. "If you would all kindly follow me downstairs, I just need to ask you a few questions and once we've got you all patched up you'll be free to leave." The older vampire reassures the group.
I'm going alright. Sorry for taking so long again. I'll have something out soon.
Brutrumukk


When Zavakri spoke up Brutrumukk looked to the sorceress as she spoke her cryptic words and her eyes turned into clocks. "...Fair enough I suppose." Brutrumukk said with a shrug once Zavakri was done talking. "Workin' fer this Law o' Time better pay well though. Elsewise it's gonna regret stiffin' me."

When Tsu answered his question, Brutrumukk looked at her in confusion. "Corn on the cob?" Brutrumukk asked. "No no, that ain't what I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about alley corn. You know, eunuch corn what can fly?"
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