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Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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26 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
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BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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Brutrumukk: *Messily kills someone to satiate his bloodlust.*

A Morningstar Wielding Redcap Brutrumukk Encounters Later On: 'Ello Dad... And goodbye.
In Beta Testers Needed 3 yrs ago Forum: News
@LegendBegins

If you're still telling tickets, I wouldn't mind a ride on this train.
@Guardian Angel Haruki

You mentioned that we all had the things that Agdon didn't take. Does that include the raft and the stilt pants Brutrumukk had with him?
Brutrumukk


"Yeah, that's a good point." Brutrumukk said as he walked back onto the balcony where Jub was standing. "I'll keep you with me while the rest 'ead on through then." With that said, Brutrumukk plucked Jub from where he stood and returned him to his proper place on the bugbear's shoulder. Brutrumukk then regarded the rest of his party. "Anyone else got any problems I've missed?" Brutrumukk asked.
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk chuckled darkly when Bloody Toes informed the party not to expect to get the jump on Bavlorna. "You'd be surprised by 'ow easily a bugbear can get the jump on someone." Brutrumukk said as he pulled the vulture corpse off the javelin he was holding, stowed it away for later consumption, and put his javelin back in its holder. "Especially when that someone is expectin' 'em."

With that said, Brutrumukk turned to the others and spoke again. "Alright, just to make sure we don't botch this as badly as when we went after Agdon, let's 'ave a plan this time." Brutrumukk said. "I'm thinkin' we wait until this other guest Bav 'as in the study leaves so we don't 'ave to worry about 'em muckin' anythin' up. Once they're gone, you lot go into the study to talk with the 'ag while I 'ang back fer a bit. If she asks why I ain't with you, tell 'er I'm eatin' vulture shish kebabs an' drinkin' 'er beer or something like that. Either way make sure she 'as 'er back to the door. That way when I come in, I'll 'ave an easier time sneakin' up on Bav an' clubbin' 'er over the 'ead. Once I do that, we all start throwin' everythin' we've got at 'er while keepin' 'er on the backfoot with Widdershins. That sound good to you lot?"
It was at that moment that Aura felt Hawk's presence within her mind. He had come upon something that he thought Aura should see.

Were she to heed her familiar's call and peer through his senses, she would see the attacking forces jumping into a large sinkhole that had formed in clearing within the forest they had emerged from and subsequently retreated back into. Ervdul was among them, watching as the last of the attackers carried the unconscious Yosef down into the hole. Once everyone else had gone through, Ervdul turned back a moment to glare balefully up at hawk. After a moment, Ervdul turned away and jumped down the sinkhole. A few seconds later, the sinkhole filled itself, leaving a bare patch of dirt as the only sign that anything was ever there.
NPC: Widdershins!
NPC 2: Ah yes! Widdershins!
Player Characters: WTF are Widdershins?!
NPC: Come now, Everybody knows Widdershins!


Brutrumukk: Yeah, everybody knows Widdershins! 'Ave you lot been livin' under a rock or somethin'?
Brutrumukk's Thoughts: Haha hahahahaha! I got no bloody idea what Widdershins are! An' I literally live under a rock!
Brutrumukk


"Suit yerself." Brutrumukk said with a shrug when Bloody Toes turned down the offer. "More blood fer the rest of us that way."

"You don't know Widdershins?" Vansel then spoke up when Jub revealed that he didn't know what Widdershins were. "Everyone knows Widdershins...."

"Yeah, fer some reason Widdershins ain't all that well known outside the Feywild." Brutrumukk explained to the satyr. "Weird I know, but it is what it is."

"Well, it's not something to get and show, it's something to do," Vansel continued. "I can do that for you, as long as you guys keep me safe and unharmed. Does that sound good?"

"I'll see to it that yer outta this place in one piece." Brutrumukk vowed. "So you go ahead an' show this lot 'ow it's done. I'd show 'em meself, but I ain't done it in a while, so I'm a little outta practice."
Brutrumukk


"She's allergic to Widdershins, eh?" Brutrumukk said while thoughtfully staring at the ceiling, despite not knowing what Widdershins actually were. "Good to know. That'll definitely come in 'andy when we pick a fight with Bav." Brutrumukk then returned his gaze to Bloody Toes and spoke again. "You said you 'ate Bav the most, yeah?" Brutrumukk said. "If that's so, I don't think any of us would mind if you wanted a crack at the 'ag as well."

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