"Whoa!" Brutrumukk yelped as Shadowflowers put a hand on his shoulder, bringing him to a stop and causing the entire conga line to bump into him again.
"There's carrot toes back there I bet. It is too generous for us to go back without a pear thing." Shadowflowers said. "The room Shieldwing is in also has someone who is really disingenuous. You would want to be bailing Shieldwing by washing the feet of this pear sun do you? If we can lather a few rings we may be able to peel this pear sun but we need to move quickly. We suspect that they are really hare tour and are planning to sneeze before to long. It is likely the doors gave us an attempt to busy us with fleas. Perhaps we can stop by Charm's top and get surprise then return to the cottage."
Brutrumukk listened intently to Shadowflowers' nodding understandingly every so often. Then, once she was done speaking, Brutrumukk looked to Skobeloff. "Any thoughts on 'ow we 'andle this?"
"I have a plan." Skobeloff said. "Shadowflowers can head to Charm's top to get the surprise we need. Meanwhile, we'll head back and bail Shieldwing by washing the pear sun's feet before the hare tour has a chance to sneeze. You have that pinecone still, and it looks pearish enough to count as a pear thing, so we should be good on the carrot toes front. As for the doors and their fleas, they'll be no problem now we know what they're up to. Once we've got Shieldwing, we'll regroup with Shadowflowers and peel the pear sun."
"Sound's like a plan." Brutrumukk said before turning to Shadowflowers. "You go grab the surprise then. I'll see you once I've bailed Shieldwing. Conga!"
"Conga!" The conga line exclaimed in response as Brutrumukk led the conga onto the skiff and began rowing back towards the cottage.
"Alcohol, food and water, tents, and fruit." The leader of the highwaymen listed off the group's requests. "Ok then. For that, you'll be needing the general merchant, the moonshiner, and the grocer. Head on over to the side of the camp that faces the King's Road. You'll find the vending stalls there. The vendors will join you there shortly."
Once the party reaches the vending stalls, it doesn't take long for the first of the vendors to arrive. "So, the boss tells me you want some drinks for the road?" The moonshiner - a dark skinned male dwarf with short black hair, a short black beard, and an eyepatch - asks. "Well despite our best efforts, we still have plenty to go round! We have all the stuff that you were askin' after. Only question now is if ye want the common stuff at two silvers per pitcher or the fine stuff for ten gold a bottle?"
Each pitcher or bottle of alcohol contains five servings. Characters can drink a number of alcohol servings equal to their Constitution Modifier, then they must make a Constitution Saving Throw equal to five times the number of servings they've imbibed beyond their Constitution Modifier. On a failure, they gain a level of Drunkenness. Inspiration can be gained from drinking alcohol depending on the quality of the drink. Common alcohol only provides Inspiration when a character gains a level of Drunkenness from it. Fine alcohol always provides Inspiration.