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27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Guardian Angel Haruki

Between the helpful parrot and those lessons from Palasha I believe a case could be made for advantage here.
Between the helpful parrot and those lessons from Palasha I'm sure a case could be made for advantage here.
Count me in.
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk briefly shot a confused glance at the illusory bonfire, unsure as to what its purpose was. He didn't dwell on it too long though, they had to put on a show if they wanted to stave off the armor. And so, Brutrumukk decided to put his singing lessons from Palasha to good use by singing a bard song that had been written about him.

"There once was a noble, so proud an' so vain,
Who rode through the village in gold an' in chain.
'E 'eard of a beast, the Spirit they said,
Who dwelt within a field rock—the Snorin' Stone its bed.

Oh, the Snorin' Stone sighs an' cold winds do wail,
The proud noble’s 'ead tells a grim, grisly tale.
'E offered no gift, no treasure, no bread,
Now 'e lies in the dust, 'is body long dead.

The villagers whispered of bugbearish might,
A monster unseen in the day or the night.
It guarded their 'omes fer a price to be paid—
Food, drink, an' coin as offerin's laid.

But the nobleman laughed at their cowardly cries,
“I need no gold, no meat, nor their lies.
I’ll call on this beast, make it bow to me 'and,
No offerin' needed—prestige will command!”

Oh, the Snorin' Stone sighs an' cold winds do wail,
The proud noble’s 'ead tells a grim, grisly tale.
'E offered no gift, no treasure, no bread,
Now 'e lies in the dust, 'is body long dead.

'E rode to the Stone, 'is voice cold an' clear,
"Spirit, come forth! I command you, draw near!"
The bugbear did rise with 'unger an' 'ate,
Fer gold buys its mercy, but pride seals one’s fate.

"Who are you to demand without price, without plea?
I care not fer rank, only what’s given to me."
The nobleman scoffed, 'is 'and on 'is blade,
But the bugbear's great claws made 'is laughter fade.

Oh, the Snorin' Stone sighs an' cold winds do wail,
The proud noble’s 'ead tells a grim, grisly tale.
'E offered no gift, no treasure, no bread,
Now 'e lies in the dust, 'is body long dead.

With a roar an' a swipe, the bugbear did feast,
On nobleman’s flesh, like ravenous beast.
'Is 'ead it did sever, 'is body it ate,
An' left naught but a skull to proclaim 'is fate.

Now outside the Stone, 'is severed 'ead stands,
A warnin' to those who make foolish demands.
Fer the Spirit o' the Snorin' Stone is moved not by pride—
Only 'umble offerin's can make it abide.

Oh, the Snorin' Stone sighs an' cold winds do wail,
The proud noble’s 'ead tells a grim, grisly tale.
'E offered no gift, no treasure, no bread,
Now 'e lies in the dust, 'is body long dead."


Perhaps you could make an Illusionary bonfire and have images appear in the flames to go with what Brutrumukk does next.
My first thought was making an illusion of one of the armours, but I'm not sure.


What would you do with the armor illusion?
Ijin quietly hung a short way back from the rest of the group that had come aboard the Wages of Sin. Officially, he was doing so to watch the group's back in case the Pasha tried anything, as Jor'eth believed they would when he noticed that the bodyguards were carrying holy symbols, preventing the Di'mun from personally taking part in the hand over. Unofficially, Ijin was keeping his distance because his every instinct screamed out against getting too close to the action unless he had no other choice. In fact, the sniper's every instinct was screaming out against a lot of things about this situation. There was not likely to be much to do here that was related to sniping. It was only the potential that an opportunity for sniping would come up and the fact that he would receive money that could be spent on upgrading Finbl that kept things ambiguous enough for Shogbimbhald to reserve His judgment for the time being. Even so, Ijin was still walking on a tightrope. One wrong move and he would experience firsthand the terrible penalty that was leveled against any Gweldite who deviated from their purpose.

Needless to say, Ijin was feeling incredibly uneasy.
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