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8 days ago
Current I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
17 days ago
BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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5 mos ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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*Insert adventurous back story of adventure here*

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Name: William Lawson
Age: 25
Appearance: TBD

Background: William's parents were unsuited to take care of him, so he was raised by his great uncle instead. The old man was the owner and ringmaster of a traveling circus, and he left it to William when he died. But between his great uncle's death and a controversy that happened shortly before that, William inherited a circus that had fallen upon hard times. Many of the performers had moved on, those who remained weren't talented enough to find work elsewhere, and William's lack of experience with running a circus did nothing to help matters. Things looked bleak, but then Maniacles came along and made William an offer: William would go to Palmer Island and participate in the experiment being conducted there. Once the experiment had concluded William would depart from the island with all that he needed to save his circus. Needless to say, William accepted the offer.

HP: 38/38

Combat:
Whips: 4
Canes: 3
Fists: 2
Pistols: 1

Support:
Deception: 4
Animal Care: 3
Business: 2
Driving: 1

Magic: This is what you will get later. At the start you are a muggle. Magic could reinforce your other skills.

Items:
Ringmaster's Attire: +2 to circus related rolls.

Money: $1000
@MikkPikkel93

Hey there. I'm interested in joining, but I had a question before I make my character. How is starting money determined?
Darn. That sucks. The idea sounded like a good time.
@Guardian Angel Haruki

Just so you know, O'Malley made a move in my last IC post. I wouldn't fault you if it flew under your radar. Hiders do make things harder to notice, after all. I suppose that's why they are called hiders.
Always happy to help.
Hey guys! Guess who just remembered the Incorrect Quotes Generator exists?

Joseph: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
William, bored: Can't we just leave while he's distracted?
O'Malley, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
William: I hate you.

Zachary: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Joseph, Cassidy, O'Malley, Loch, and William: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Joseph: I need some help with my homework, Dad.
Zachary: What's the assignment?
Joseph: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Zachary: What's your issue?
Joseph: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.
Zachary: That's hard to believe.
Joseph: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!

Zachary: It's not that I don't trust Joseph, I just... don't trust his impulse control.

Cassidy, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Loch: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".

O'Malley: How would you like your coffee?
William: As dark as my soul.
O'Malley: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

*Loch and William are planning to break in somewhere*
Loch: We need to distract the guards.
William: Right.
Loch: What are we gonna do?
William: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Loch:
William:
Loch:
Deal.

Zachary: Joseph gets offended by everything.
Joseph: What did you say about me?!?
Zachary:
Zachary:
Case in point.

William: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
O'Malley: You think I'm cute?
William: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!
I have reason to believe that @keonhacai55appp is a bot.
I've been meaning to dust off my old Adventure Time DVD box sets for a while now. Count me in.
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