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I wonder... Varis began as he stared at his dagger, raising it up to his face to catch a better glimpse of the engraving on the dagger. He then took a glimpse over at the orc and then back at his dagger, intrusive thoughts entering his head as he stared at the dagger. If I kill myself now, would I wake up from this stupid dream? Varis stared at the dagger, contemplating his own offer to stick his dagger into his heart.

Now, not only did they have a drow with a morally stupid compass, they now had an orc with a morally retarded compass. As his allies were off making friends with the orc, he had stayed near the wagon, staring at them all as he cursed under his breath. If he had come across the orc alone, he probably would have just offed him to put him out of his damned, forsaken misery, but no. They had to do something better than put him out of his misery, they had to heal him.

He took a few steps away from the front of the wagon, taking a glimpse with the stupid human with the tome, glaring at him for a few seconds before returning to his original spot. If there was ever a kill list made by Varis, he would now be on it.

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... How much?

I WILL THROW MONEY AT YOU, HOW MUCH?
Wait, @Hexaflexagon, what about your character?
I thought you said you would have a character alongside us in the company~?



Almost done with a post.


When that wagon stops...

Hehe
Bit two hours late on this, but a late congratulations is better than none

Nice job, man!

congrats man, make sure you make them pesos.


It was one of those poops where you feel so good after though. Like, the best kind of poop.


Where it all just slides out easily without force?

AND THEN YOU GO TO WIPE IT BUT NOTHING'S THERE?

The Ghost Poop

The best kind of poops.
He stared at Durdansa as she raised her hands up, then straight over to the boar. She was slightly right, after all. The blades that protruded out of the boar's back meant that anyone who would try to jump onto the boar would be either dissuaded or die upon landing, but the blades weren't evenly laid out across the boar's back. He could try to land on the thing on its own two feet in one of the area, or at least die trying.

"ATTANIA! LOWER YOUR HANDS FOR ME!" His gaze then shifted over to Durdansa before he crouched down on the branch, lowering his hand. As he did so, he noticed how his hand wasn't exactly low enough for anyone to grab onto.

"You're going to need to jump, Durdansa!" He yelled out, almost as if it was some sort of crappy thriller movie. His eyes wandered over to the boar, who was behind Durdansa, still charging after her. It was at that moment when he realized something -- something as sort of a "weakness" of the mini-boss.

That boar couldn't stop on a dime. It would need to slow itself down before turning around to charge once more. That meant that if they could somehow dodge the boar while it's charging, they could easily attack it from the sides or behind.

It also meant they could make the boar run into some really, really hard things -- such as a tree.

@Afina lol, you got me. Hugh will use just about anything to fight with.


I want to see what happens if Hugh comes across a Hugh bag of coins (I'm sorry I'll excuse myself after this) during a battle. It would be amusing to see him start throwing gold coins at his enemies~
As the wagon was moving, Varis slowly kept pace with the wagon by walking parallel to it, drawing his weapons as his eyes scanned the surveying area for the gnoll that had took off. He was rather ticked off now, having just felt some sort of weird "sensation" that he'd never felt in such a long time. That sensation being his ears twitching.

His ears would only usually twitch when someone made mention of it, whether it be a thought that someone had or when someone talked about Varis' ears out loud.

They're only slightly pointy! Varis stated in his head as his squinted, trying to find the gnoll, thinking it was the damned thing that had run off talking about his ears.

Varis didn't exactly like his ears, how slightly pointy they were. They would often be a cause for remarks by travelers or merchants, at one point, even one of his assassination targets talked about just how pointy they were before dying shortly after to Varis' steel blade. He can just remember his words now before Varis slunk his dagger into his heart with a maddening rage.

"What's with those pointy ears?"

Varis grumbled as he kept his eyes out for the gnoll.
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