Ryuzaki

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you receive a sandwitch with the country of Turkey in it

I wish to be the dictator of a well known country and remain as such until I die of old age.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but their IQ leads them to drive every other species to extinction for science.

I wish that I was both the strongest and smartest man alive, without increasing or decreasing the size of my body at all.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

I've always wondered what playing healer is like when it came to mmo's; always stuck to dps or tanking when getting right down to it.

@Savo

Ranges from feeling completely worthless, being extremely flustered with people saying youre bad at healing, to feeling like a badass healing shittons and carrying.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted but the genie thinks Norse mythology is the same as Skyrim, so you are now an argonian slave in Windhelm

I wish I had a Lusty Argonian Maid

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Healers hate morons who take more damage than necessary.

@Demous

As one who plays healers a lot, I can agree with this.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you overdose on messing up people's wishes and never get to play it.

I wish to orgasm like @Lord Orgasmo.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

@Ogobrogo@Evanist Thank you ^~^ I'll try my best!

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but the genie doesnt speak sheep, so you are now a goat, the genie speaks goat.

I wish I had 3 goats to trade for my neighbor's daughter.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but after a few years, you decide you want to stop destroying worlds, settle down, and start a family, but you cant because you destroy any world you attempt to visit.

I wish that Death, The Destroyer of Worlds could finally find happiness.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

I can already tell my character is going to feel like the group's large scaly lizard-mom.

@Utrax

Cid is still gonna be the oldest. He can be like shotgun grandpa