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Harmon Rottlage, Mason Crawford, Rosaline Marsh and Ruben Tarblatt



In collaboration with @Tyler



After everyone else had left, it was just Harmon, Lenny, and Kayla. They would have been off to somewhere else but, as Ruben had said before, Harmon was to stay behind and put away the canisters. Make sure they were all in working order. Sweep up that mess Michelle made. He insisted his two friends - one old and one, apparently, new - go on without him and tour the grounds, find something fun to do before their gathering tonight. And they obliged. After he spent the better part of an hour inside the classroom, he set aside the remaining cleaning supplies (really just a broom and a dustpan) and exited the room, locking the door behind him.

"Harmon," came the voice of Mason. "How're you doing?" Mason had left Casper after Blackmore's class, and was heading back to his dormitory when he spotted his roommate locking the door.

Harmon turned to face his roommate, camera clipped to the front of his coat. "Oh, I'm... I'm fine..." Harmon responded, "Just... locking up." He tucked the keys into one of his shorts pockets and continued, "What... uh, about you?"

How curious, Mason thought. What was Harmon doing locking up classrooms? He hadn't mentioned that he worked here. Regardless, he took it for what it was. "I, uh... Just had a class with Mr. Blackmore..." Mason said, scratching the back of his head awkwardly. "Let's just say, I don't think it was for me..."

"Mister Blackmore is... he's, he's more direct, with his teachings..." Harmon responded, "It's not for everyone... Ruben, though, he's... he's much more studious... a thinker... h-he tends to be more of a help towards... less, uh... combat... focused? Meta-humans..." He twiddled with his fingers a bit as he worked up the gall to say, "He... might, be... a better, teacher for you... than, than Mister Blackmore..."

Mason hung on every word Harmon said. It was a slow process, speaking to him; the unsightly metahuman put a lot of thought into every syllable that left his mouth, and a lack of social confidence made conversations with him stuttered and broken. But, Mason was beginning to realise, they were usually full of useful information... If you were willing to put up with the inconvenience. Harmon was right, Adam's class seemed more like a military bootcamp than a learning environment. This Ruben fellow sounded like just the ticket.

"You might be right, Harmon," Mason said, smiling at the camera. "When is Mr. Ruben's next class? I might sign up for it, if there is still space available." he said. "What's he like? Did he teach you?"

"Y-yes..." Harmon responded, nodding, "I, I learned a lot from him, in, in a very short amount of time... he's studied all kinds of meta-humans, e-even though he hasn't directly encountered a fair portion of them... he's very good at assumptions and theories, though... he could tell you, uh... a good deal about your power, I think..." He turned his head for a moment before lowering his voice a bit, saying to Mason, "We, uh... we can go meet him now, i-if you want. He's... most likely... in his office."

Harmon seemed to light up with a spark that was usually absent when talking about this teacher. He really seemed to have a lot of faith in Ruben, and it rubbed off on Mason. The sooner he learned how to subdue his powers, the sooner he could get back to a normal life. "Thanks Harmon, that'd be great!" he said, warmly. "Are you sure Mr. Ruben won't mind?" he asked, not wanting to be impolite.

"Not, not at all." Harmon replied, cracking the faintest smile.

...


The duo had left the educational rooms and taken a stroll through most of the academy grounds. They chatted a bit, along the way. Eyed scenery, the like. Once they arrived at the staff offices, they approached the reception desk stationed across from the doors. Harmon stepped forward, clearly boosted out of his usual timid nature, and asked the woman seated there, "Is, uh... I-I-I'm sorry, hello, is Professor Tarblatt here? I-In his office, I mean?"

"Oh, uh, actually, he came in with Ms. Marsh not too long ago." The receptionist responded, "I think they were headed for her office. I, heh, I heard them bickering."

Harmon turned towards Mason and shrugged a bit. "Ms., uh... Ms. Marsh, she and Ruben know each other... I, I, I don't think he's too, uh... keen on her. But, he tends to do as she says. Humor her, he, uh... calls it..." He nodded towards the receptionist with a soft "thank you", and the two passed by. Harmon seemed to know just where to walk, turning a corner and leading Mason down the hall. They came upon one door that had two rather large, upward-reaching potted plants situated on either side. A few stray vines hugged the frame of the door as well. Harmon raised his hand and gave the door a meager knock, before following it up with a bit of a stronger one, at least to get some attentiention.

"Do come in, dear!" came the muffled and yet still chirpy voice of Rosaline Marsh from behind the door. Harmon hesitantly turned the knob in the door and slowly pushed it open, accosted by a veritable cloud of leaves and vines upon stepping inside. He never quite got used to their location. Mason, though, he ducked under them as he followed suit.

Mason looked around the room, his mouth slightly agape at what he saw. The room was technically decorated in white and green, which would have made it look incredibly spacious if not for the near-ridiculous volume of plantage that seemed to grow from every corner. Tall, leafy trees formed a canopy, whilst prettier and more delicate flowers adorned the furnishings. A garland of vines and ivy was strung throughout the whole office. It was strange, to see so much of the wild outdoors in amongst antique furniture and sophisticated-looking sculptures. And the room was so warm! Peeking through the leaves above him, he spotted the sky; the whole room was a greenhouse. Mason loved the whole thing, it was like the themed clubs he'd visit back in Berlin... Only, during the daytime. And more... "Mumsy".

"Hello!" came an enthusiastic voice from behind some flora. The two boys turned a corner to reveal a clearing amongst the chaos, featuring plush white sofas, a large desk and a chaise longs. In one of the chairs sat a rather plump woman, draped in some kind of floaty-hippy number that reminded Mason of the drag queens who took him in... He pushed the thought from his mind. "You're a new face, and oh - so handsome!" she chuckled. "Come, come, sit! Tell me about yourself!"

Mason was utterly bewildered by the woman. She emnated so much warmth, it was futile to resist and soon enough he found himself sat opposite her, with Harmon not far behind. "I, uh. I'm Mason." he said, trying to make sense of the bizarre scenario. "Mason Crawford."

Rose beamed as the boy spoke. "You're British!", she shrieked upon hearing his accent. "Oh, how wonderful! We get so few British students here, oh it's just wonderful!" she said, repeating herself in her excitement. "Won't you have some tea?" she asked, grabbing the teapot before Mason had even opened his mouth. "It's the real stuff, not that trite they have in the canteen..." she giggled. "How about you, Harmon? Tea, dear?"

"Uh... n-no, no thank you..." Harmon responded, trying to sound as polite as possible to Rosaline, having a more positive opinion of her than Ruben. He continued, "We, we actually came here to... to see Professor Tarblatt... the, uh, the receptionist told us... he came in with you?"

"I did."

Ruben stepped before the three of them, ducking out of the storage closet nearby. Tucked under one of his arm-tendrils was a rather large, cardboard box overflowing with miscellaneous items - most of them being books and the like. He set the box down beside Rosaline's seat and stood upright, observing the three. He turned his Brainvault towards Mason and kept his vision trained on him. He'd seen him before, hadn't he?

"Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear!" Rose laughed at her own joke, perhaps for a little too long. Ruben had heard it several times before, but Mason cracked a smile. "Thank you ever so much, Professor. Where would I be without you?" she exclaimed, still smiling at Mason.

He glanced up at the hulking form of Ruben and gulped. He'd seen this man before, yesterday in the canteen. He'd been sat with Mr. Blackmore. Ruben was no less strange up close than he had been from afar, now with each detail of his lumpy flesh being exaggerated in the warm light of the greenhouse-office. Mason was surprised the man didn't stink. His robotic voice startled Mason.

"Nowhere. Different." Ruben responded, turning his gaze towards Rosaline. "If. Your requirements. Are met. Then I believe. I. Will take. My leave. Alongside. These two." He turned away and proceeded towards the door, fully expecting Harmon and Mason to follow him.

Rose chuckled at nothing in particular. "Looks like you two had better be on your way!" she said, raising her voice to ensure Ruben could hear. "Professor Tarblatt is just a little impatient!" she called, a mischievous glint in her eye.

Mason smiled. "Thank you for the offer, Ms. Marsh."

Rose adopted an expression of faux-discipline. "Now, we'll have less of that, thank you!" she said. "You will call me Rose!" she said, smiling to let him in on the joke. "Do come back some time, Mason. My door is always open."

"I most definitely will," he said, smiling as he rose to his feet. "Thanks Rose." he said, as he and Harmon followed the flesh creature out of the room, hearing Rosaline call out behind them.

"Any time, dearies! Any time!"

Mason exited the room first, Harmon following behind and closing the door as he stepped outside. The two of them stood before Ruben as he turned to face them, looking down at them with a bit of an unsettling gaze.

"Now." He said, "What. Do you. Require. Of me."
@ArkmageddonCat Props for the Warframe reference. Neat to see that here.

Limbo forever.
All funnymakings aside, Allen is an excellent writer, and he has my due recommendation even if that doesn't mean much to you folks. Or him.
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I don't really mind Septic.


I pride myself in keeping up the good name of the Coalition of Silly Gents.
Don't mind me, I'm just browsing. This actually looks pretty neat. But I'm mainly here because of Allen. Speaking of which...

Ruben Tarblatt & Rosaline Marsh



In collaboration with @Tyler



"Adequate." Ruben said to Kayla, regarding her canister's reaction.

"Unfortunate." He said to Michelle.

"Disappointing." He said to Kanala.

He looked down at Mika, who hadn't participated, and just shook his Brainvault in a less-than-satisfied manner.

He walked to the front of the classroom and announced, "This. Exercise. Is meant. To reflect. The potential. Maximum. Your abilities. Can achieve." He turned and continued, "A portion. Of you. Produced. Unsatisfactory. Reactions. But. In time. Those. May change." He set the container down on the floor in front of the desk. "You. May keep. These. Containers. For your own. Usage. Or. You. May deposit them. Here. Harmon. Will see. To their relocation."

As he turned towards the door and made his way out of the classroom, he made one brief, final announcement.

"Class. Dismissed. Have. A pleasant. Year."


Once again, he was on the stroll back to... wherever. Ruben never really specified his destinations. To anyone. He was always doing his best to keep to himself when such was preferred. But, passing through the garden, that was a rarity. Because, no doubt, she'd be outside, enjoying the scenery. Ruben scanned every spot in the garden before him as he marched, seeing no signs of her. Ruben, he kept walking, and he thought he was safe. He thought everything was good.

But then...

"Good afternoon, Ruben!", came the shrill and ever-chirpy voice of Rosaline Marsh. She had been a feature at the school for almost a decade; a blessing or a curse, depending on who you asked. Rose was, some might say, an acquired taste. Ruben dreaded the thought of holding an extended conversation with her - the woman was a joy to be around, sure. For most folks. But he just wanted to keep moving. Lord forbid that were to happen now. He contemplated pulling the one-eighty Brainvault turn-around maneuver with a few snaps in between the flesh of his neck. Get the point across that he wasn't interested at the moment... oh who was he kidding, he's already tried that before. It doesn't work on her anymore. If he could let out a sigh, he would have. Intenionally. He slowly turned to face Rosaline and prepared himself for however long a conversation this was about to be.

"Rosaline." Ruben said, looking down at the woman. "Yes."

Rose beamed a friendly grin. She was either oblivious or ignorant to the fact that Ruben didn't particularly want to speak with her; it was always hard to tell with Rose, because that wide smile with those twinkly eyes was also plastered warmly across her pale face. "How are you, Doctor? Isn't the weather just lovely?" she asked, almost giddy that she'd bumped into him. "Perfect for plants!" she added, with a decidedly pleasant smile as she surveyed the greenery around them.

"Yes. It is." Ruben responded, his mess of a body not moving a single inch out of place. If he was going to be here for a while, he had to plant himself and prepare. He was intent on keeping his responses short. Or at least, however short he could make them.

"Oh jolly good!", she exclaimed loudly. "I'm simply marvellous, thank you, dear." she said, despite the fact that Ruben had not enquired. It seems she had overlooked this tiny piece of information. "How did your class go?" she asked, full of enthusiasm. "I waved through the window on my travels, but I don't think you saw me!" she laughed. "Hard at work as ever! But the kids seemed to be having a blast." she continued to talk at him.

Well... maybe she deserved it a bit more honest an answer. It was a fair question. "The class. Was." He said, pausing for a brief moment. "Mixed. In its quality. Several. Of the students. Were." Another pause, before he flat out exclaimed, "Disappointing."

Rosaline's brow furrowed, but the ends of her lips were constantly curled in a half-smile. "Now, Ruben! You mustn't be so hard on them, you know. They're new, after all!" she scolded the fleshy man. "You needn't scare them so; they're scared enough as it is!" she laughed.

"Scared. Isn't. An appropriate. Term." Ruben responded, "They are simply. Unconditioned. Yet I anticipate. Many of them. Will not. Meet. The expectations. Set before them." He turned his Brainvault ever so slightly to his left, staring past Rosaline for whatever reason. "But. The year. Is still young."

"Indeed it is, my dear!" she cooed. "Oh, that reminds me! I'm thrilled I bumped into you," she said, remembering what she had meant to ask. "I've a lesson tomorrow and I kept all the resources in the closet over the summer, but I can't reach to get them down," she said, smiling brightly despite her predicament. "Won't you be a dear and help me get them down?"

"You. Are fully. Capable. Of reaching. Such. Heights." Ruben responded, knowing very well what Rosaline's abilities allowed her to accomplish. From menial tasks like this to... well, more violent situations, even. If she were so inclined.

"Oh, thank you so much, Ruben. You're a star!" she said, walking towards her office for a few paces before looking back over her shoulder. Noticing the man was not following, she stopped and turned to face him, looking at him with a look that seemed genuinely puzzled.

"I. Am not. Following you." Ruben responded, remaining where he stood.

"Oh, of course not!" she said, smiling. "I often forget that I'm not the only one who knows my way around these halls," she laughed. "It's just that I've been here so long! Please, do lead the way." she said, looking at Ruben expectantly.

There was a bout of silence between the two before Ruben decided, if nothing else, he should humor the woman. He began moving forward, passing her, knowing full well she was keeping up that smile of hers. He supposed his original plans would have to wait a while. As they walked, he couldn't help but humor himself with the passing thought that this woman was prematurely senile.

Oh, well.
About to end Ruben's class.
Sorry I haven't posted yet. Just like @Heathen I've been stupid busy. I should be able to get a post up today. I was going to have Kana be late to class,but since someone already was would you rather I make her late or just not have talked until this moment in the class.

@SepticGentleman


The second option sounds better.
Harmon Rottlage, Ruben Tarblatt, Kayla Kirby, and Leonard Boggs



In collaboration with @Empour and @DeadBeatWalking



Harmon watched the meta-energy within the canister gravitate towards the center, crystallizing, taking on a dull coloration. He'd seen this before, Ruben had run the exercise with him last year. Nothing had changed. The reaction was meant to be an indicator of how developed the powers of the individual in question were. Some were... admittedly, more explosive than Ruben had ever liked. A clear indicator of how powerful, and often times, unstable some meta-humans were. Ruben viewed them as risks that need to be isolated. Or quashed, even. The taller girl, Michelle... she definitely wasn't on Ruben's preferred list after this incident. Harmon watched him look across the room at her. It was hard for most folks to tell his expressions behind that Brainvault, but Harmon knew he was disgusted with the display. He looked back down at the crystalline structure, fiddling with the band on his arm, causing the formation to twitch and jump some.

Suddenly, there was a scream, from somewhat close by. The little girl next to the gargantuan one had fallen out of her chair for some reason. She made a very awkward looking scramble to get back up, and skedaddled away, ending up near the front, between the desks and Ruben. She was clutching her cylinder, which was emitting light. "Is something. Amiss." Ruben inquired, turning his Brainvault to face Kayla. The girl sputtered out something about a snake, but was suddenly interrupted.

The door creaked open, as a few students instinctively turned around to see who was at the door, and then turned back. A voice called out quietly.

"Is this, uh, Ruben's class?" Lenny said, looking at his syllabus. "I'm late. Sorry about that."

"Tardiness. Isn't. Appropriate." Ruben responded, "But for. The first. Class. You. Are. Excused. Please. Find. A seat." He reached into the crate and handed him a canister. "Ask. Harmon. For instructions."

Lenny nodded, but the nod quickly turned into a surprised, inquisitive look. He turned his head to face the front most desk and the figure sitting there.

"Harm-O?"

Harmon raised his head at the sounding of that familiar moniker. He turned to face Lenny as the faintest, most crooked smile etched itself upon his face. He let out an exasperated, half-laugh-half-hello as he shot up from his seat and approached Lenny. "Ah! A-ha!" He said, a little too happy to form any proper sentences at the moment.

The two embraced, hugging tightly for a moment. "Missed you, bro!" Lenny said, patting his old friend on the back.

There was a brief moment of silence as the embrace carried on before Ruben called out, "Please. Take. Your seats."

Harmon detached himself from Lenny and grabbed his hand, shaking it. "S-so, so good, to see you again!" He said, in between meager breaks of laughter. Lenny nodded as he took a seat next to him, inching a bit closer to Harmon. "Me and Creed live here now, so you and I can hang out just like the old days." Lenny said, grinning from ear to ear. Harmon didn't respond with words, he just nodded, still looking ridiculously happy. The year suddenly became a lot more enjoyable for him, that much was evident.

The girl by the teacher's desk was suddenly addressed by Ruben, "Do you. Require. Anything. Else. Miss." Kayla jumped a little, as though she had forgotten Ruben was behind her. "Ah, uh, no, I'm fine, I'll just, uh," she looked around, nervous. She didn't bother to finish her sentence, though, and just rapidly took a seat next to Lenny. She obviously didn't want to sit next to Michelle. She was still holding the cylinder close to her chest, as if she was afraid someone would try to take it away from her.

Lenny turned to her and nodded, as a gesture of courtesy. "'Sup." He immediately turned back to Harmon, whispering, muttering and chuckling amongst themselves. As usual, Lenny did most of the talking, while Harmon was just happy to see his old friend. It was hard to hear their whispers, but certain words stuck out. "Games" was one, "soda", "marathon", "rules", and "midnight" were the others. It wasn't clear what they were discussing, but it certainly sounded like some kind of get-together.

That sounded like fun. A lot of fun, actually. The boy that had just come in seemed nice, and she doubted the faceless one could be mean after seeing that heartwarming hug. She wasn't sure if they were talking about actually running a marathon or something else entirely, but she could just ask.

"Hey, you two!" she whispered, "Are you guys having a party or something?"

Lenny slid around, leaning on the edge of his desk. "Only the best party ever." Being reunited with his friend made him excited enough to not hide in his shell, as he normally did.

"Would you guys mind letting me in on this party?" she asked. A party on her second day here? That sounded like loads of fun.

Lenny looked back at Harmon, who was simply keeping his head a little low. He shrugged, indicating he didn't really see any harm in the notion. That, or he was too confused to say no. Lenny turned back, nodding. "Sure! My roommates probably won't mind. Haven't met 'em yet, but, they probably won't." He chuckled to himself. "I have an Xbox and games, you should bring some snacks, uh," Lenny waved his hand, trying to remember the name of the girl who hadn't introduced herself yet.

"Kayla, Kayla Kirby. I'm up on the fourth floor, when is this gonna happen, and where?" she said, noticing his confusion.

Lenny shook her hand. "Lenny Boggs. This is Harmon." He said, nodding to his friend behind him. "He's a bit shy." He paused for a second, trying to remember his room number. "Room 269" Lenny said. "It's a guy's dorm, so wear a hoodie so the teachers don't see you waltzing in."

Kayla felt a momentary flash of indignation, but it faded quickly. He was right- A teacher seeing a girl walk into the guy's dorms would put a quick end to the festivities. Kayla wasn't sure if she actually packed any pants, but she was sure there would be some somewhere even if she hadn't. "Okay, I'll be there. Midnight, right? I overheard a little of your conversation," she said. She wasn't holding the cylinder anymore, it was sitting on the table she was sitting at, and the light had died down.

Lenny nodded. "Don't tell nobody, though."

Kayla shook her head a bit, and said, "You guys are actually the first students I've talked to, aside from that.. Snake-girl up there. I don't have anyone to tell, so you don't need to worry," She shivered a little bit when she said snake-girl.

"Please. Return. To your individual. Exercises." Ruben said, looking at the trio. They followed suit, turning back to their desks, and ending their discussion.

Then Kayla spoke up. "Um, professor, uh.. Ruben, I did the thing with the wristband, and it made this really pretty stuff, but what are we supposed to do now?" She held up the canister to show off the sparkly liquid.

"If. Your exercise. Is complete. Then you. Are free. To socialize. Quietly. Until. Class. Is concluded." Ruben responded, peering over the computer terminal at his desk. "An assignment. Will be issued. Next. Class."

A free period, right off the bat? That was pretty lucky. Kayla, though, had a few more questions, key among them being, "Professor, are we allowed to keep these canisters? I really like mine..."

"Yes." Ruben responded, "But I. Will not. Offer. Any. Replacements."

Score! She could keep this awesome little lantern thing. It was so pretty- if only she could figure out how to get the wristband off.
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Would you rather stuff them with unnecessary NPCs that we don't care about and will immediately forget about?


To add just a little bit of fluff and fodder? Yeah, kind of.
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