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2 yrs ago
Current Bro, how does this site stay the same but change so much in just a few years. Damn
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5 yrs ago
Damn its been 4 years and it took a car crash, medical school and a pandemic to get me back here. Memories be crazy
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8 yrs ago
I'm gonna be away to the islands for three days so I'll be back Tuesday NZT <3 Will try and get online but I'm pretty sure there's no signal
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8 yrs ago
Got an 18 hour flight ahead of me today, wish me luck y'all :)
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9 yrs ago
Merry Christmas from NZ to RPG, have a fun one and hope you have prezzies <3

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@Silver Fox@Rithy

Ja'Far: *pauses, looks back at the distant Vella, dropping Phalanx gently on to the ground before collapsing on the floor in a tired mess* "VELLA, STOP *gasp* CORRUPTING *gasp* THE DAMN ROBOT CHILD! *gasp* Phalanx, canst thou carry the insufferable one on thine shoulders to carry to safety? Thank you."

*passes out*

Edit: I love how we had a small RP session in the OOC XD
@Silver Fox@Rithy

That doesn't stop Ja'Far from looking out for his subordinates though. But maybe he shouldn't be so protective of a tall hunk made up of metal and weapons XD
@Silver Fox@Rithy

I've already set the tones for "Ja'Far & Phalanx: BFFs 4 Eva" in my recent post XD.

Ja'Far: "IF THOU ART PRACTICING SARCASM PHALANX, AND THOU ART TEACHING PHALANX SARCASM VELLA, I SHALT BE HAVING WORD WITH THOU LATER!!" *gasps heavily as he continues to jog, carrying Phalanx like a father would for his child on his shoulders*
Posted!!! Hope it's okay <3

<Snipped quote by SgtEasy>

Phalanx: "Approximately five seconds remaining until explosive discharge. Recommendation is to throw and duck in cover as soon as possible. Possibility of survival, 45%. Possibility of injury 90%"


Ja'Far: *picks up Phalanx, sets her on his shoulders and runs* "WHY MUST THOU BE SO HEAVY PHALANX?!"



"Let mé show thou min Pillars of Strength for I am the motherfuckin' 'Chinegun Preacher."

Ja'Far denied the claim made by the xenophobic human, shaking his head "Thine recollection is wrong human, t'was another who you speak of." It was true, he and his team was stuck in Terminus space back in the Reaper war. Evading capture and fighting constantly wore his elite squadron down, eventually ending in a final last stand. He was the only survivor. He was about to speak again before the arrival of two new faces interrupted him.

The revealed Spectres didn't surprise Ja'Far in the slightest. He had suspicions in the previous day of preparation before coming here and these just confirmed them. These so-called "benefactors" that messaged him beforehand just seemed like their style. He enjoyed the more guns-ho of the group getting reprimanded by their foolish actions, their tone similar to that of his former Taskmaster. It reminded him of the man and the hellish warm-up drills he used to put the group through. A 3 kilometre swim with weights and sponges tied to you was one hell of a start to the day. This small moment of nostalgia was soon broken by images of his corpse laying at his feet, indoctrinated but recognisable with those blue cerulean eyes. His eyes visibly hardened and looked around the room.

It seemed as though that the Geth, a Krogan and a Quarian had answered the Spectre's call but Ja'Far paused to do so, waiting for more to join to size up his possible comrades. He was obviously going to accept, he had no other choice. Either join this squad of misfits which parodied Shepard's own or face eventual prosecution by one of the various surviving factions in the now destroyed Hegemony. He was granted political, religious and social caste immunity as Legionnaire and was used frequently to take down any and all opponents to the government. Now that said government was gone, all of the groups he had previously personally wronged through public executions to good old assassination were now out to get him.

As the last surviving member of the Hundred, the former political assassin/boogeyman was a remnant of the old government, a target for previous wrongdoings. It was almost a curse, how feared and widespread his name was in Batarian space. Ja'Far Balak was a name whispered to High Caste children as a savage, a killer who was shackled to the Hegemony and wouldn't even hesitate to kill anyone who stood in the way of his objectives. His days were numbered if he ever thought to do things alone and it was likely a knife would have ended up in his back in the following months. However, through this whole Spectre "let's save the galaxy together" squad, he could achieve redemption through fire. He would be damned to the Eternal Darkness if he couldn't make up for his multitude of sins.

Ja'Far was brought out of his inner thoughts by the human's answer to the call. He was by far the most unpredictable in the group. A man scarred by some fucked up Cerberus shit. He was almost bipolar in how he acted and came off as absolutely wrong in the head. He knew how dangerous it was to work with someone who was mentally ill (Priests of Redemption coming to mind) but he also knew how valuable they were. This uneasiness he felt about him and his personality was felt similarly by the enemy, along with the terror from imminent death of course. That small moment of hesitation by the enemy, intimidated by this absolute psycho, could be used to kill said enemy. It was often why the Priests of Redemption were so maniacal and zealous, it struck fear into the opponents, giving enough time for his squad to go for the kill.

The Batarian peered at him for a moment however, an almost spark of recognition forming. He blinked and mentally shook his head. 'Unlikely that this human was the same Cerberus dog who killed him. I won't believe it until I see his actual fighting style.' He took his thoughts away from the man and moved on to the Krogan.

Wise, reasonable and level-headed. Rykarn seemed like a valuable asset. While previous dealings with others of his species were somewhat limited but one of Ja'Far squad mates was a Krogan ex-slave. Ripped her owner apart with her bare hands, some sorta collector of rare slave. How a slave dealer got his hands on her was, still is, beyond his knowledge but she proved to be a very nice tank for the team, if a bit aggressive. The former Legionnaire was interested to see how the male side of the Krogan species held up against her example. His expectations were no doubt high but so far, he was in the good books for not adding to his headache.

The Quarian seemed like any other suit rat to him. Ja'Far couldn't tell the difference between most of their species' members in terms of appearance and this Rayes'Xum had little interaction within the group. He did a quick rundown and thought of him as little more than an engineer, maybe a technical saboteur at best. Little to no combat proficiency judging from the lack of weapons and Quarian biotics were rare in these parts.

The Geth... Well, the AI were almost always combat proficient and it seemed as though this platform was the same. Ja'Far couldn't help but feel however that Phalanx was somewhat childish. Albeit in a "I can break your spine because I'm a robot" kind of way but the resigned soldier couldn't help the urge to hug the thing machine, no matter how strange that may be, due to the child-like innocence it presented. The sniper rifle it had equipped also suggested a good marksman and he could respect that. Maybe they could be partners in coming combat missions.

Deciding that the time to sit idle was no longer, Ja'Far stepped up and put his hand on his chest, forcing all three of his eyes on the Spectre's as a sign of Batarian respect. He bowed slightly "I canst not foresee such a reason for I to deny such an offer. I, Ja'Far Balak, formerly of the 1st Penal Hundred of the Batarian Hegemony Legionnaires, give miń service to thou and this group. From this day onward, miń weapons art thine weapons, miń eyes art thine eyes. I name all who step forward as friend and comrade." He took his place amongst his new squad, taking a long drag of his two cigars, inhaling the sweet grimy smell. He had a feeling that he would regret this decision in the future.
@PrivateVentures@Rithy

Ja'Far: "THAT'S A DELAYED TIME BOMB YOU FOOLS! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!!"
@Rithy

God I love 40k but I'm hesitant to make him that zealous in his faith but then again, in for a penny in for a pound amirite?

@PrivateVentures

OHHHH, okay that makes much more sense. Seems like the religious fanatic and the unstable bipolar human will be spending a lot of time fighting together XD
@Rithy

Well, level headed until someone insults his long dead sister, Athame or his Pillars. Then he'll go all "I am the Space Machine Gun Preacher motherfuvker and I shalt kill thou" mode.

Actually, that's a really good catchphrase...

@PrivateVentures

I think Ja'Far would either be support or some sort of forward scout rather than the frontlines. His light shields and armour would be shredded as a frontman XD
@ChaoticFox

Oh yeah foxie, @Stekkmen and I have a group together with Jean and Sammy stuck in the same bunker ^^
I'm gonna step the Batarian up when one more post comes up ^^. Also, I'm super excited to see how combat will go especially since I'm playing the guy that either goes first for reconnaissance or supports from the front.

I'm also really interested in how the relationships between our character's develop because so far it's been mostly hostility, confusion and first impressions. I like Ja'Far's appearance as a zealous, religious and level-headed Batarian soldier.

I'm so excited for just more stuff XD

Edit: Actually, fuck it Ill just write a post up write now :)
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