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Ok, that last post - tactic here is to keep Tall & Gruesome from using his sword, and bypass him. Paladin obliterates the relatively thinner wall of skellys and zombies with Turning, and Keystone lands an short exchange of fisticuffs with the (hopefully) unarmed dead knight. This should keep all parties busy or incapacitated enough for us to get away. Bonus of punching a Death Knight (I'm assuming). Who all can say they did that?

Provided that the knight can't immediately recover his weapon, of course. If he can, we bank right and go out the way we came in, hacking and swinging, regardless of the higher density of bad guys. Then we look for a more defendable position. We're both constitute fighter-types, we can run a long way before tiring out.
Keystone didn't particularly appreciate a voice in his head prompting him to do things. He'd had voices in his head telling him to do things in the past; it became traumatic almost instantaneously. Most especially when he discovered to whom the voice belonged. But these were issues from days long past. This one seemed different.

Their situation, at first seeming insurmountable, now had a glimmer of hope in the details. The undead Knight hadn't moved since he jammed his sword into the earth. He'd spoken a bit, but that dark sword still stood partially embedded in the ground. Point one.

The ranks of the dead weren't without limit. A thinner section of their ranks could be breakable, easily if they had a person capable of channeling divine power to turn them aside. Point two.

The voice in his head requested help, and for them to withdraw. This might mean a plan that wasn't entirely suicidal. Pride or honor may prevent Raa from withdrawing in the face of an evil undead enemy, demand that it be faced down. That would have to wait for another time; it was hopeful that the Knight could withdraw with honor considering the overwhelming opposition, plus the call for help elsewhere.

The corpse swarm took down most of Reverin's wards, and the big guy himself made a hole when his army of walking bones parted to let him through. They might not be a match for the undead Knight, but they could easily make a hole elsewhere, provided they could slow their primary antagonist down.

Keystone listened to the thrum of the ground, the very heartbeat of the earth, and requested a small favor of it: Tighten around the sword, hold it fast. Curl around the shape of the blade and become as stone. Keep it from moving, just for as long as it took clear the ground. Buy them time. It was a rare event for the large man to call upon the earth. Even when he did, it was generally something innocuous and subtle. Obvious would make him a target. Subtle would save their skin.

As the horde began to advance on their position, the paladin, still partway inside the door, poised to charge. Keystone, eyes never leaving the enemy, addressed Raa in low tones, "Please, I need you to trust me. We have to leave here, someone needs our help. Grab my pack just inside the door, and get ready to break through the same way we came in."

Gathering courage, Keystone breathed the word most lately added to his vocabulary, "Arcos", while both the fighter and paladin charged for a down point in the wards, perpendicular to the position of the monstrous entity with the booming, hollow laugh.

Raa opened himself to his divine connection, exclaiming with all the piety he could muster, "MAKE A HOLE, GRAVESPAWN!".

Keystone glanced to his companion quizzically, just prior to growling and colliding his fists against the remaining wall of animated bone.

@TommyToledo
No problem, whenever you're up for it get with me about character concept. We can work something out with a minimum of effort.
I'm being all character developy and whatnot. Otherwise he's just some guy who hits things.
And giving this a bump.

A couple of backouts have thrown a wrench in my Hōl-ing, and I'm looking to get some fresh recruits into Galactic Penal Colony #665. Link to the OOC in in the sig, hope to see you guys there.
I appear to have overdone my recuperative fishbowl of single-malt prior to posting this last IC. Between this, and the night's musical selections of Ludacris's "Move Bitch" and Powerglove speed metal while composing this writing, I have layered on the cheddar somewhat immensely.

I may regret this, and fridge raiding of items of questionable expiration, in the morning.

Thank you and goodnight.
There was nothing they could have done, even if they were front row and center to the coming terror. It didn’t matter. This was why the guards were a flurry of activity, and then simply gone. Perhaps they were in the ranks of the fallen, clawing their way to surround the tower the two of them had just finished looting. The key observation here being surround. There seemed no means of egress. This was dying ground.

From the ranks of corpses came a single knightish figure, promising oblivion if he were lucky, and servitude in a carcass husk otherwise. For the first time in what seemed an eternity, an emotion held every corner of himself, caressed the core of his identity.

Fear.

Palpable and real, threatening to overwhelm. It’s a strange thing, fear. It destroys you. Makes you weak. Takes away your will. Simultaneously a thing which keeps you alive and removes hope.

Fear also strips away everything about you that is false, leaving a naked and transparent view into the psyche. It makes the unobvious plain and true. Keystone faced the certainty of his own demise, and the realization was chilling. For all of his bluster and bravado, claims of professionalism and codes of honor, in that moment he knew in his soul that they were lies. He had broken promises without regret, told untruths about himself for the prospect of employment doing what he did best. He told others, and told himself the same lies until everyone believed them, including himself.

It seemed trivial at this juncture, foolish even. But if he stood right then, face to un-face with the creature destined to separate him from this world, he needed to go out with a clear conscience. Hell, it may even be a downright honorable way to go. He’d seen people die in worse ways. He’d made people die in worse ways. Fear made him honest with himself and set him free to be that person, if only for a last few, precious moments.

Keystone was no mercenary, at least not of any experience. He was no hero, either. He was a talented and hardened pugilist, plain and simple. He was a tavern bouncer. A pit brawler, though masterful at his craft. He was a tall pile of muscle and sarcasm. He was Johnathon Fucking Keystone, protector of the common man, warrior of the slums, beater of wholesale arse. We probably wasn’t such a good man, but he had done good things for others. Knowing this, really knowing this, opened him up to so much more. Honest pride in his accomplishments, even though they were nothing epic. Bards wouldn’t sing this man’s praises after his passing, but the odd courtesan made safe by his actions may light a candle for him. Drinks would be raised to remember the man, certainly. And this was good enough. He was good enough. He had never felt more in touch with himself, or the earth beneath his feet, than he did in that moment.

He was a Bouncer. And Bouncers chased out the riffraff.

“I’m afraid I don’t know no’one name of Kaylee there, Sunshine.”

It wasn’t a lie. He glanced over to the Paladin, to see his comrade surveying the field for advantage. No way out, back to the building seemed as good as any option. Keystone stuck his hands in his pockets, and pulled out two huge sets of brass knuckles, mottled and engraved with runes of presently unknown origin. They seemed to compliment his new bracers well, he realized before continuing,

“You’re causin’ a disturbance, sir. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to sod off.”
For those eager to join up (or wondering what the hell I'm talking about), a character example/template is now available in the CS.

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@The Wanderer
The "businessman", with whom you had a dearly intimate but sadly brief discussion concerning The Big Game, spins its head the rest of the way around and gathers its feet back underneath itself. Very noisily, it pursues (and very near catches) you, only to be stymied by the very motor vehicle that lovingly caressed your backside with thousands of chrome-plated p.s.i. just a second earlier.

The Smith with the sparky hand and unnaturally angled head processes the new information out loud, in a staticy, mechanical voice, "Target zzpt acquired additional defensive measurezz zzt. Engage until Big G - ZZzZZZzZzzzzZZtp." Its external monologue was cut short abruptly by the automobile-propelled mass of flesh that was Indestructi-Man. Its one working tazer hand brushes you during the exchange. Its cattle-prod handshake, while not a clean hit, was enough to seriously wake you up and somewhat alter your hairstyle. Despite this, the impact was enough to produce a faint whirring sound from somewhere within its works. It lay still.

Not wishing to answer any questions about a hit & run, the car that nailed you tries to speed off, only to get caught in the tangle of the traffic jam that has surrounded your location.

Meanwhile, the remaining two Smithbots catch up, get their zappy hands on, and switch to Angry Mode.
@Joegreenbeen
Character looks spiffy. Jump on in, I believe our remaining protagonist is about to get into a melee with the tazer-handed robotic Agent Smith.
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