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I would advise against us spreading ourselves too thin, especially as our characters are being paid to protect the contents of the cart (plus proprietor), and we're outnumbered.

Buuuut... seeing as this is a trial run, so to speak, and we don't exactly have time to coordinate a defense, Keystone's going after the spiky-handed Monkish one at 6:15, next to the Alchemist with the molotov. Just seems fitting, somehow.
Keystone's response demonstrated irritation, brought about by what he hoped was misunderstanding and not deliberate trickery on the part of the undead knight in front of him.

"Nah, I ain't on about that friend. I know full well what happened with Raa. Saw his resting spot, took a bag of his graveyard dirt and all. He went out swinging 'gainst an undead enemy (that'd be you), and died clean. More or less, anyways. Dunno what his Code O' Honor says on it, but when you went down before, that slight was answered. Pity you got back up, but again, I dunno what the Knightly rules are on that. That wasn't my question. I'll try and be a bit more plain as to what I'm meanin' with my first question, owin' as we likely got us a language barrier. Don't worry, I got no mind on sticking about any more'n I have to."

"When my knuckles made connection with your blood seal, last time, just earlier," continued Keystone, speaking as plainly as possible with enunciation far clearer than his usual underclass banter, "Something happened. I came in here with a lady, whom I'm interested in keeping sound. I had a shiny new coat, and unshiny black knuckle dusters. We had horses. We had provisions. My question, plainly, is how I may re-acquire that woman and our things? Including the items I had on my bloody person, something you'd be witness to. THAT is my question. The rest was civil conversing. Further, when we came into this town, today, we did so intending to see to business that would have been half done by now, except that this scuffle happened. You have delayed our leaving."

Looking at the situation objectively, this could quite possibly have been Keystone's longest conversation with a corporeal dead person. At least, one with the capacity to answer back. It had been a very strange few weeks, that was for certain. Yet somehow, it always came back to The Dead, Un or otherwise. But usually Un. Odd life fate had picked out for him.

Too bad we don't have a Barbara. Or an expendable asshole brother.

The radical changes of the last hour were giving Keystone a headache, Kaylee's presence or not. It was a touch of nigh global absurdity, the utter chaos of it. The changes of the town (or the nature of his presence therein, he wasn't 100% on the details), the seeming invulnerability of his adversary despite defeat, now the absence of his companion and their belongings were grating his nerves. Were it just himself, the weary pugilist would have gladly taken Glith up on his offer, if it could be believed. He was very close to his personal limit of reality alteration and epic intrigue.

Instead, he breathed heavily and leaned back onto the wall upon which his hand rested. He kept his spirit open to the voice of his Element, planning one of three actions based upon how the next few minutes went.

"Not really. But y'went to so much trouble lookin' beat, I didn't wanna seem rude. Kudos to the Gnomes, though." he shifted his conversational priorities, genuinely eager to get this over with but not so stupid as to believe that this was really over.

"First the only way was to put a sword in my gut and make my insides outside. Now you're tellin' me you just miracled the problem away, no hassle. Now, I'm right certain Kaylee wasn't full-on honest with me; couplea things didn't exactly even out. But you - You've been tossin' me wankstain gibberish since the beginnin', too. All the same, I'm eager to put this behind me for the day, get back to why I came here in the first. So let's play."

"I came 'ere with a friend, but you knew that. Horses, too. Gear, supplies, and a plan what didn't involve you an' I gettin' all punchy with one another. I'm wantin' to get back to that. Would have, if you didn't do what you did. How are we getting me and mine back on track?"
If I could offer a suggestion, the use of hiders in the CS section makes reference a hell of a lot easier for our benevolent GM.
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Ash & Dexter

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Location: Newnan
Interacting With: Lorna, Meg, lots of Dead People



Ash was having a bad day.

Don't get me wrong, the past handful of hours weren't that great for anyone else. But Ash was having a really bad day.

Now, the plan was going ok, more or less. The occasional hiccup occurs with every plan. For instance: Walking down to one's truck from the front door of a building should take a half minute, maybe less. If one finds a penny on the ground and stoops to pick it up (for luck), maybe a little more. Now, add flesh-devouring corpses and armed invaders to the mix, and that simple jog to the truck becomes a poorly choreographed epileptic circle-jerk, dominated by the smell of rot and the flash of midday sun glinting from the ascending and descending steel of melee weaponry.

Just getting to the truck was an exercise of stamina. Two people pushing a gurney to run blocker for the rest of the crew sounds easy enough in theory. Accounting for the Dead that got knocked down, or that were three deep, required course corrections. It required various pauses to split rotting faces, bludgeon through putrid wig melons. The movement of a few scant meters took way to much time and WAY too much effort, and though the payoff for such a move was minimal, the penalty for not making it was catastrophic.

They fought for every inch of ground between the door and that pickup. Eventually, Ash had to keep purely to swinging his longer blade while Dexter used the gurney as a mobile barrier. Luckily, a good half of the Dead were distracted by Zoie's unorthodox maneuver. That lady had problems, in Ash's opinion, but the crazy country girl had given them a better opening to get their job done. As soon as he got his cap back from Kris, he'd make sure to tip it to her.

As soon as they all made it to the vehicle, Ash grabbed the gurney and swung it back around behind them, trying to block the progress of the last few stragglers. From the corner of his vision, he could see that Lorna was in a tight spot. The Marine could handle herself, true enough, but this would be taxing for anyone, doubly so after the day she and Kris had, if their descriptions were accurate. And this one could swear with the best of them. Unfortunately, this latest bout of profanity was symptomatic of an issue slightly more pressing than their usual "we may die at any moment" fare.

“How the fuck do these things manage to keep their strength?! God fucking damn it!”

With this latest damn it variation, Ash had vertically inserted his machete into the skull of another Walker. The angle, coupled with the irregular distance across the gurney, made it just a little easier for Ash to be less attentive to his follow-through. His blade held fast in its calcified Bastille, prompting a change of plan for the embattled engineer. Lorna was in a bad place. This in mind, Ashton released his hold on his blade, simultaneously dropping to his knees and freeing his knife from the back of his belt. His free hand wrapped around the forearm of the corpse clawing at Lorna's leg, pulling it toward himself, even as the tip of his blade reached forward. Hard steel met and split creamy eye wide open, continuing inward to pierce its corrupted brain.

It didn't even shudder; it was like a switch turning off. The re-dead creature simply stopped moving, partially on Lorna's boot. Ash rose, twisted his machete free, and opened the truck door for Meg to enter.

His walkie sounded from his belt, their eyes above passing along something distressing. "Hey Ashton, its Maria I see someone in the alleyways making their way towards the armory. I don't know if its one of ours or one of our new hostile next door neighbors what do you think?"

"Shit. It's a race, guys. Let's haul. Lorna! You good?" He hopped in the back of the truck and unslung his carbine, piping back to Maria, "Heard. We're in route. If you get a clear shot and it's a stranger, take it."
So... anyone else going to get ready to fight/run/play checkers before the big smackdown?
@Charnobylisk

Of course. No doubt she wouldn't know about the connection, it'll require some IC back and forth, amid the killing. Just tossing an idea out there for when the quiet happens.
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