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Reginald Keystone



Location: Qasr El Nil Barracks (Officers' Club)
Skills: N/A




It was early yet, as compared to most of the drinking population of the Barracks, and so the Officers' Club was rightfully empty save for a slender man who stood behind the bar, absently rubbing a tumbler glass with a cloth. Final touches for the sake of presentation, most likely. Spotting upon flatwear or drinking vessels was an almost unforgivable transgression - they were British, after all. Standards had to be met. Reginald gave the bartender a sharp nod, prompting him to immediately grab for a bottle of whisky and a glass. "Two glasses, barkeep, and a straw. Private booth."

Reginald took himself and the box of personal effects to a booth in the back and drew a curtain around it. He set the box on the table, and waited for the bartender to arrive before he said a word. Now with drink in hand and a sense of minor accomplishment in tow, the Lord Major quietly awaited a proper response from George. He did not want to wait further to get into this discussion. They had alcohol, privacy, and a box of personal effects. It was storytime. Reginald offered a drink and the straw to his guest. After all, impatience is a poor excuse for bad manners.


Vladimir Alexandrov
"The Great Bazhooli"


Location: North of London (By means of Northwest Inner Wall)
Skills: Fal'shbort (Passive), Tretiy Glaz (Passive), Brivaldi, English



From atop his great black charger, Vladimir's eyes narrowed. It was not quite anger that colored his face, but a touch of something approaching annoyance mixed with excitement, a bright sparkle to his eyes that contrasted the view of his teeth, which he was beginning to bare in either sneer or smile, even chances of either. "ENOUGH!" he bellowed, casting sharp glances at both Thalken and Ludwig. He reared up his horse, Tolstoy, in brilliantly dramatic fashion, turning him about to clearly view both of them simultaneously.

Within a split second, The Great Bazhooli had sprung up by his hands, utilizing impressive upper body musculature for a man in his forties, and was now standing fully straight up on the back of Tolstoy's saddle. One foot balanced him upon the noble animal while the other applied light pressure on the back of its neck, indicating direction of movement. He looked at the two of them darkly, and did his best to set them both straight. "Master Zimmer! Impressing Master Zimmer... Vith impressing knowing of things. Tretiy Glaz tells us of Naughtyham, skill from Circus. Is sometimes not clear vhat is meaning until ve get to moment. Tretiy Glaz also say ve go to Scotland. Green place is final stop. Now you are vith screaming gibbersense about Bristol and boatings."

Maybe it would even work. Vladimir knew little to nothing about the geography of England, only what he could glimpse from maps. Most of the time, his focus was elsewhere. It did become apparent that if they went to Bristol, wherever that was along the coast, they would not be getting to Nottingham, probably ever. The Russian skill set was always fuzzy as it came to receiving visions. Elizaveta was best at it, of the Circus, but she was the object of their search. Vlad would have greatly appreciated another mind capable of performing the Tretiy Glaz to interpret for them, if only for the fresh perspective. "Ludvig, you are here because of little Adam, who is vith needing of your Training. You are here because of new alliance. And you are velcome in Circus, so long as I am Great Bazhooli! But ve need to make communing vith each other more easy. Understand, da?"

He then looked to Thalken directly, "And you... You are being here for vhat? Forgiveness? Atoning? Brood and complain? So long as you are vith us, useful you vill be. Are from London, da? Are from England? Having knowledge of generality ve do not. Customs ve do not. Is how Thalken is guide. Guide is not meaning 'in charge'. Knowing good paths is not 'in charge', also."

He spread his arms wide and projected his voice so that all of the people who were clustering around could hear him clearly, "Baron Alexandrov decides for Circus. Vhen he does not, Great Bazhooli decides for Circus. When he does not, Ringmaster Viktor decides for Circus. Baron has already given things responsible for movement to Great Bazhooli. You advise, I listen. I decide. Is not Athens Democracy. Is not New Vorld Democracy. Is not Council."

"NOW, if ve commit to Bristol and Boats, vill take time to find boats, hire boats, load boats. Vill take time for crew. Vill take monies. Maybe monies ve have. Is not river crossing - is big ocean. BUT, if ve go on other path, vill be more time on road. Travel slower as big group, Grand Duchess, Lady Crypt, Scary Catholic Girl have started and move fast. You two, make with talking. Few minutes, then ve go, one path or other." And unless they came up with compelling mathematics on the situation or an unknown factor he hadn't considered, his mind was already made up. This was more of a test than anything else. Vlad looked upon the pair with crossed arms and eyebrow raised.





Sister Mary Ignatia Hale


“I chase my enemies and destroy them; I do not turn back until I wipe them out.” -2 Samuel 22:38

Location: Road between Nottingham & Manchester
Skills: Horseback Riding, Audist




Mary did not know Millicent. Not personally, anyway. They had met once, at that party that got attacked and claimed the life of the Arch Graveolase, among others. Millicent was the reason that Veta and Virginia were going, whereas Mary's motivation was more pointed toward the man, Rutherford, himself. Saving Millicent was a priority, even if that just meant telling her that her family was no longer dependent upon marriage if she was a person of verifiable Training recognized by the Graveolase. Or if, in the Lord's wisdom, it was necessary to impale Lord Rutherford and pin him to a flat, vertical surface with her halberd's pike end, that was okay, too. But this was not her mission alone unless she was charged with its completion by either Virginia under specific circumstance or by the very woman who was carried away by ...whatever that thing was.

If just for a moment, Mary slowed her fine horse just enough to allow for urgent conversation. "My mount carries two. Myshka is dead. We cannot split up and hope to save them both. I know not what that nobleman has planned for your friend, but I know what the Soulless do to those whom they take. Elizaveta has become crucial to an alliance of Trained nations. We might yet secure Millicent and circumvent the nuptials in another way." And now the final, soldierly statement that separated her from the rest of the Sisters of St. Etheldreda's, "I am a Venator est Inanimati. Unless you can talk me out of it, Virginia, I follow Elizaveta." She simply could not abandon Veta to her fate; a friend, ally, and teacher as ordered by the Papal Office, not to the horrors of the Soulless.


Ash Holloway

Location: Hordebuster
Skills: Leadership, Mechanic, Engineering




Tiffany's directions were right, Ash knew it. It had been a while since he had been out scavenging for supplied this way, but the more she gave directions the more it matched up with what he thought he remembered about the roads out this way. Just a little farther south and they could circumvent Newnan and the hellish issues of geology that had very recently destroyed it. Ash was a moderately religious man. He was raised that way, it even made sense to him. But concepts like Faith took a massive hit; some several over the course of the past handful of years. Were the world as it was Before, this little mishap that claimed so many lives would have been labeled an "Act Of God", rendering most insurance companies without liability to pay out on their policies.

But none of that mattered now. It was what it was, there were survivors, and people were going to meet back up. It would be tearful, it would be joyous, and then the reality of their situation would swing back to crush their spirits. One thing at a time, though. One thing at a time. Ash had to get what was left of his people before the horde did. Maybe Newnan's corpse would buy them some time.

Or maybe a pileup of abandoned cars would prevent them from getting directly to their destination. Yeah. That had to be it. Ash couldn't tell if they just happened there as a matter of happenstance during some emergency or another, or whether they were put there with intent. If they were being herded to some specific destination by persons unknown, he would be very put out. "Damnit." he breathed. Addressing Tiffany and Jack, he said louder, "The 'Buster could probably push through, but it's one hell of a risk at night. Tiff, we need a course around. I'm going to hit that road going west, ah... Handy." He sighed, debating whether of not to voice his concern aloud. After taking a couple of seconds to reorient the Hordebuster on the new path, he decided to be transparent. "I don't know if those cars are there on purpose or just because. Stay sharp."

The next few moments saw Ash really open up the potential of the 'Buster. Level, clear roads helped a lot in this endeavor, and before he knew it he was passing another Providence Baptist Church. "Hmm... that's wierd." he said, nodding to the church. Risking a glance back, Ash spoke frankly with Jack. "We're going to get her back. Promise." He turned eyes back to the road in time to see a horse breeding ranch, or what used to be one. The faded sign labled it as "Jen-Nor Arabians". He rather wished he could have seen it when it was still a working business.



Thalia Carmichael

Location: Adamm
Skills: Stealth, Pistol



Just as promised, Thalia fell into a defensive posture behind Thana, trailing her by a few feet. In all fairness, the half-Latina spitfire should have been taking point, being the least injured out of the two of them. She could tell that Thana really needed to press onward, and to hell with the consequences. Thalia understood, in part. If she were capable of fully feeling empathy in that moment, she probably would have expressed something to the effect that the man in charge of this place was likewise responsible for the death of some of her Familia, as well. Indirectly, even her battle sisters from Fairburn, a sort of second family until she could take better care of herself out in the badlands of the former United States.

Of course the problem was that this man wasn't an idiot. Not a total idiot, anyway. He remained away in his little corner of his complex, hidden away from the death and defeat suffered by his people. He might have used his soldiers' sacrifices to make an escape, giving their passing some kind of meaning, however sad and misled it might have been, but his very presence denied them that tiny piece of honor in the afterlife. Nor was he enough of an idiot to approach with empty hands, either. Perhaps he didn't know that Thana came with friends, though how a single woman could have stormed that place successfully was beyond her. Thalia's was not a military mind. She would have preferred to have gathered intelligence and made a surgical strike against a specific target, knifepoint assassination style.

In actuality, she would have preferred to utilize electronic surveillance measures first and scan a blueprint against a satellite overlay of the building, accounting for utility dig points, active security systems, and terrain features beforehand, then stealthed in and extracted the target. His head, anyway. And maybe she would have, but that damned, crazy Apocalypse had a way of ruining everybody's weekend plans. This would have to do.

Moreover, this guy was a cult leader. The world turned to shit, and this guy responded by grouping a bunch of scared, weak willed survivors around himself and through clever use of psychology and negative reinforcement, mads them part of a violence based ego mass. Not that Thalia knew exactly what that meant, it was something she caught on the Lifetime Channel a few years ago. She expected that the man knew how to talk some serious, mind altering shit, and decided that they didn't need to get into a conversation lest a mortal distraction take place. Wouldn't you know it, that was exactly how he started things.

Thana hesitated. She couldn't blame her too much, really. From what she was saying in the truck earlier, this guy did traumatizing things to someone very close to her. And when he brought up Thana's sister, and she still didn't fire, it was time to do what she promised her new Navy friend: Cover her ass. The plan was to sneak around quietly and take him by surprise. Use Thana as visual cover and shock and awe the bastard. Then plug him full of holes and watch the fluids run out of him. It was a good plan. It just didn't go down that way:

Quiet as a church mouse, the skull-faced Angel softshoe ran up behind Thana, raising her guns and preparing to loose a volley of metal traveling at the speed of sound into the disgusting man. Unfortunately, her foot caught behind a randomly placed janitor's bucket full of human eyes in various states of decay, punting it like a soccer ball and flinging the nasty soup of orbs and ichor to splat against a nearby wall. The solid masses of ocular organs, some trailing optic nerves like gruesome, airborne tadpoles, rebounded and sailed between Thalia and Adamm. Her eyes widened with utter disbelief that something like that could happen, let alone just did, but within the quarter second they narrowed, focusing on her intended target.

Adamm knew she was back there. Obviously. If he didn't before, he sure as hell did by then. Both of his guns raised with Thalia in mind, but it was too late. Her own sights lined up, and a single finger twitch actuated the lever necessary to send a bullet from her Machete Security Services issue Glock 17s pistol, heralded by the faintest of muzzle flash, speeding toward its intended target. Slow motion would have seen the ballistic slug spiraling, parting the air in front of it in a dazzling demonstration of the physics of motion. It flew straight, it flew true. Thalia's aim was flawless. An errant eyeball tumbled and spun in front of the bullet just before it reached its destination, parting like a miniature rotten melon. It was the last thing that Adamm experienced before the 9mm NATO round connected with his forehead, millimeters above the bridge of his nose. He didn't even have time to blink before the bullet exited the back of his head, blowing open his skullcap like a trapdoor held on by a fleshy hinge.

When the eyes mostly settled, some two or three still rolling around the floor in the manner of misplaced gumballs (and one spinning around stationary like a toy top), Thalia looked to Thana. "Look, I saw 'The Incredibles'. Monologuing is bad." and then more seriously, "Hey Navy, yah gonna be okay? If you want to unload a clip into his rectum, we got a couple minutes now. Just let me bag the head afters. We cool?"

The truth was, Thalia didn't care much for unnecessary cruelty. The man had to die. She saw an opening. Adamm couldn't hurt anyone anymore, and that was that. But she knew that not everyone thought like her. There was hope that she could be allies with Thana after this, though feelings were running hot right now. Anything could happen.



Caesar & Keystone


Location: Queensguard R&D Complex
Skills: N/A
Skills: Leadership



The direct and commanding words of Miss Maria Santiago were nothing new to Caesar. She always did have a talent for taking over a situation, warranted or not. It was an excellent trait in business and survival situations, which living in Justice seemed to be an example of both, but was sometimes tedious. Nevertheless, the older man shrugged and did as was "requested" of him, stepping to the back of the vehicle and taking up little Liam's collapsed playpen. "Before anything else, Keystone, take Miss Santiago to her new office and have her sign the paperwork. If she does anything official before she's the Director in the system, we could have a legal issue."

"Yeah, Boss." affirmed Keystone, hoisting up his little baby boy. There was an element of wonder, looking at the tiny life he had a hand in creating. Well, maybe not a hand, but that was his boy regardless. "Soon as, I need Miss Santiago's 'X' on the dotted 'bout my Associate Director gig. Same reason, yeah?" He gave a second to look into his child's eyes, his own eyes looking back at him, and nodded gravely. Considering what was going down in Justice, he suddenly didn't want his son here. And he surely didn't want him out in the open.

Until the papers were filed, either his dismissal or Maria's appointment, Keystone was still the Director of the MSS Offices in this city, and as such saw to his last acts thereof. He reactivated his earpiece comm and addressed the personnel in the Hub, "Keystone 'ere. Team to receiving, on the now. VIP, quiet movement. Also need porter service." Short and sweet. The announcement of the rollover from his unquestioned lead to Maria's would likely be made at the start of the next workday, but there was no reason not to get the ball rolling now.

But speaking of rolling, Keystone slipped one hand off of Liam, carefully going into a jacket pocket without disturbing the baby as best he could. He pulled out a set of motorcycle keys with the Honda logo emblazoned across the fob and looked to Thalia, who was had just pulled on her backpack and slipped her satphone into a belt carrier. "Oi there, Cousin." he said in a mildly sarcastic tone, "Merry Christmas." He tossed her the keys, informing her, "Yours free and clear, yeah? You'll find it in the motor pool whenever you get a hair 'cross your arse to check on it. They got the papers down there."

Thalia snatched the keys out of the air and gave them a quick lookover. The make and model were listed on the back of the key fob, clearly identifying it as a style of NM4. Honda had come a long way in being a competitor in the racing and street bike scene, and while it wasn't the heavybodied and frightening Valkyrie series, the Honda NM4 was damn near the real-life analog of the Batcycle. Thalia said in a matter-of-factly tone, "We're going to get along fine, English." followed by the obligatory nod to business getting underway, "I'm taking over the Tech team from Seattle, right? So I need someone to show me to my office and make introductions before we get started."

Caesar set the playpen down for a moment, responding to Thalia, "Security Hub. We're headed that way now, just follow me. Staff will get the rest of our things." The younger lady gave a sly, anticipatory smile and fell into step behind her uncle. "Everyone meet in the Hub when the papers are signed. I'll get something set up with our client." Just before they disappeared into the building proper, Thalia called out, Yeah! And make sure someone buzzes in my delivery!" Lest anyone forget her Chinese food.
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Foy Coiffeur

Location: Prometheus (Lower Level Bunks)
Skills: N/A


The sound of feet moving upon stairs and growing quieter with distance was pleasant, except for the fact that now he could hear his partner in domestic labors with slightly greater clarity. It seemed that his knack for conversation was a bit of a double-edged sword with this woman, nonetheless he endeavored to keep his words turned toward the gentlemanly as their work continued. "Such a fusillade of inquiry concerning my selections of attire, madame. Though it warms my spirits greatly that one with indeterminate background take such an interest in the haberdasher's arts, and as I must confess a particular proficiency in style and selection therefrom, I hesitate to provide a full edification in such with duties present."

Foy gathered up that which was necessary to tend to the bedding in the second dormitory-style room, curious as to what these new people were gong to add to the already variable collection of eccentricities that made up Anisa's crew. Even if the expected payment was far below what the Alliance would pay him to keep his contracts, he could already tell that this collection of human oddities would make for a much more amusing - and much less boring - series of interactions. It counted for a lot, in his opinion. Money he had, even if he could not take full advantage of it at the time. Dexterous hands flew over the sheets, folding and tucking as necessary. His dislike of domestic chores was tempered by his preference for order and neatness; if one must do something it should at least be done correctly. Attention had to be paid.

Nonetheless, it would be considerably rude to simply cease what was turning into a diverting conversation with his new acquaintance, despite the obvious fact that she was attempting to get under his skin. "Pursuant to the nature of my unmentionables, Miss Croix, which I might add is not the most ladylike of material for discussion but for which I shall attempt to bear you no judgement seeing as the circumstances of your social development differ wildly from my own, I must confess leanings toward the more athletic boxer brief, given its lack of lines, presence of support, and overall flexibility. However, depending upon factors of climate, I do make the occasional use of an older fashioned union suit of breathable, natural material." If there was one note to his long-windedness of speech, it was that he could make and smooth out a bed in the time it took to explain his undergarments. "There..." He took a moment to review his work before depositing a few of his Farradayan Wrapped Candies upon the pillows, and returned to the sitting room. "I am finished here. Now, unless you have inhibitions of discussing such topics about your own habits of dress, perhaps you could sate my own curiosity in the reciprocal: Whatever does a lady of flexible social bearing wear close to the skin?"



William Harper

Location: Prometheus (Galley)
Skills: N/A


The puppet was clearly offputting to Harper, as evidenced by the small, polite smile that he forced onto his face and the fact that he declined to continue the discussion with the much larger man. It seemed to him, not being familiar with Cyril, that whatever else was wrong with him he was using the sock as a means of being rude without having to deal with the consequences of his actions. A poly-cotton scapegoat of sorts. The reality of the situation lost on him at the moment, Harper just decided that it was best to keep interactions with the guy short and direct. Anisa had given them six months, barring something catastrophic, so that's how it was. Although he was curious to see how she would react to Cyril.

Until something changed in the dynamic on the ship, Harper was going to fill his role as best he could, adhering to the persona of former Alliance now serving under a private Captain. The problem being that every time there was a change to the group, logically there was a change in group dynamic. Hopefully the addition of two more sets of hands, albeit difficult in their own ways, would alter this in only a minor capacity.

Steadfast in demeanor, Harper followed Bridgette and Cyril up the spiral stairs and into the public Lounge and Galley area. Motioning with steady hand over to the tables they all had just vacated, adding, "I'm sure that the Captain will be right with you." He paused, as if just remembering something, then addressed Bridgette directly with, "Oh! Excuse me for not saying so earlier, but I'm very sorry for your loss. Atticus seemed a decent fellow." When she did not respond immediately, Harper simply found a countertop near the Galley and leaned on it, waiting for whatever was going to happen next.

Hopefully, they could officially receive orders and get underway soon. As long as he had something to occupy his mind, it prevented it from wandering with survival scenarios in mind. He had already played his chances for getting out of this room alive if things became too tense with these new people, and sadly he was not very optimistic. This was a "make friends" moment, not an "assert dominance" one. At the very least, defer and deflect to those in charge while appearing to be nothing more than support. Until conversation swung directly his way, he was going to try to keep in the background as much as possible for the meantime and study these new people.




Bridgette Vinters

Location: Prometheus (Galley)
Skills: N/A


Bridgette looked to Cyril for a second or two and gave him a quick smile. Though she was outwardly warm to him, inside she was worried. Maybe it was just the sudden changes, but he seemed to be relying more and more on that fucking sock to speak for him, which was going to lead to problems. Especially when they had to work. If anything, it appeared that he might be getting worse. Maybe this gig shouldn't last longer than the six months that Anisa had promised her. Hell, maybe it was almost time to bring him back home for more professional surroundings and treatment. Bridgette was no psychologist, obviously, which was made worse by the fact that she had her own breathtaking issues with anger due to natural personality, coupled with her own significant traumas. It could be argued that it made her stronger, but she worried about her little brother. He seemed fractured. Maybe this kind of life wasn't for him.

Such thoughts were not new. They were immaterial to the subject of the hour, that being meeting with Anisa and handling Atticus's funeral. His final wishes were her responsibility, though for the life of her she had no idea whatsoever why he chose her for any of this. It's not like they were especially close in any massive emotional capacity. Well, there was that one thing, but she never got put in anybody's will for a little stress relief before. Whatever. Here and now were important, and that's what she had to deal with. Speaking of, "Hey Cyril?" she inquired in a sweet, almost maternal voice, "We're about to meet the Captain of this ship, okay? The pretty lady on the screen from earlier? Yeah. Her and her crew in a little bit here. Her name is Anisa Crowe. We used to do business back home sometimes. I need you on best behavior, okay? Best. Like we're in court or something. If you're not sure what to do, just keep quiet. I'll handle our business and get us set up."

The otherwise vulgar woman unslung her spear and shield, setting it down on the table in front of her along with her container of rice pudding. With practiced ease, she also removed the great mantle of white fur and folded it casually, placing it next to her shield. She gave a long stretch, popping various joints in the process in a manner that was actually rather impressive, but that signified repeated injury and intense physical activity. Her arms flexed and tensed, showing off the raw, brutal physicality that she could bring to bear on obstacles both living and inanimate, but they also bore the scars of a warrior that had seen the close sort of combat that few contemporary soldiers ever had. She was something of an anachronism. Take away the modern armor and pair of sawed off shotguns in gunslinger's harness, she could fit easily into a more barbaric period of human history. But some places in the modern 'Verse, her kind was exactly what was needed.

"Hey Harper! Did Anisa say how long she was going to be? I mean, I got nowhere to be, but if this is going to be a while do you think I could put my shit away?"


Reginald Keystone



Location: Streets of Cairo -> Qasr El Nil Barracks
Skills: N/A




As the Lord Major's conveyance smoothly pulled up to the main vehicle entrance of the Qasr El Nil Barracks. It was generally customary for approaching personnel to show documentation of some kind, papers of intent or orders or some such, but considering the nature of the arrival and the fact that it was the base's Commanding Officer, things could slide. George had already gotten the affirmative earlier, and the man who gave it was in the car with him. The guards merely raised a salute and opened the gates to allow the Rolls-Royce to enter unhindered.

Now, the vehicle that pulled up behind them did get the full treatment. It appeared to be a more local conveyance, an older model of German or Austrian construction that was repurposed as a light transport vehicle. Reginald looked back as the truck began to gather the attention of more and more guards, but he didn't give any orders. Either the driver had the necessary paperwork or he just put his life in the hands of the watch Sergeant's judgement. "That is most likely the additional supplies I ordered from closer sources. Luxury items, creature comforts, sundries, and the like for our little adventure." he explained to his own driver and George. Focusing purely on the man behind the wheel, he ordered, "Drive on."

The Lord Major's car pulled around to the first courtyard's receiving area where an Honor Guard was on standby to take responsibility of the casket and the remains therein. For now, Reginald retained the box of personal effects, slightly anxious to learn what George had to say.


Vladimir Alexandrov
"The Great Bazhooli"


Location: North of London (By means of Northwest Inner Wall)
Skills: Fal'shbort (Passive), Tretiy Glaz (Passive), Brivaldi, English



"...bozhe moi..." breathed Vladimir, not particularly appreciating the sudden possible alteration of plans. The wall already being seen to was excellent news, no doubt, but now that left the matter of their route. It seemed like a simple affair, getting from one city to another. They would have street signs, like any civilized country might. And England did so pride themselves on being civilized. Just as civilized and bland as dry toast. The good people of London were lucky to have the temporary influence of people like himself and his cohorts. If nothing else, a little color courtesy of The Great Bazhooli would do them wonders. Or it would have, seeing as he was really only allowed two headlining appearances for the time that he was there. But he did leave quite the impression both times. London would whisper about the Russian Imperial Circus for a time to come, particularly the brave, dashing, handsome man who hurled knives; the one and only Great Bazhooli. So he hoped, anyway.

"Notting Ham, Naughty Ham, Not-A-Ham, am not caring." explained Vlad, reining his great black Brivaldi horse, Tolstoy about. The horse responded with a dramatic whinny, reared up slightly, and lay its hooves down so as to rest in precisely the direction Vladimir wanted to travel. "Is ham. Ham is good, yes? We go to Ham." It seemed a bit simple of a concept. There is where they needed to go, there is where they were going. They were packed to move en masse, all as one, purely off of the word of a Firewalker who had a vision and an oddly disturbed German fellow they had met the day before. Stranger things had happened. Again, simple.

But things were so rarely simple. Ludwig put in his two rubles and threw the plan awry. Vladimir puffed out a breath, considering faking a massive headache and letting his father handle the decisions for the Circus. It was his Circus anyway, he was The Baron. But this uproot and move was presented by Vladimir, so he took the reins for now. "Da! Bristol! Is on vay? Vhere is Bristol? Vhy is Bristol? Vhyfor do ve not go to the Naughtyham?" He would have to tell his people something if this fairly simple Point A to Point B plan just got more complicated.



Sister Mary Ignatia Hale


“Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.” -Psalm 19:105

Location: Nottingham
Skills: Horseback Riding, Audist




This was Soulless. It was obviously Soulless, though it was not of a type that corresponded to anything from Mary's training. In the fraction of a second that obscured frozen shock from immediate action, questions came to the young Dame Commander's mind. Did this thing follow the Circus from Russia? Was this the thing that was after Elizaveta from before? Mary did not seem to remember description of... skin flakes? Those were flakes of skin trailing?

It mattered not what this was, nor it's origin. The means of True Death could be established later. It had killed a fine and noble animal and was escaping with the Grand Duchess for its victim. "By God, you shall not!" challenged Mary, spurring her dappled grey stallion into a full gallop. Her hand found its way to her Swiss Halberd, a blessed weapon crafted for the protectors of the Papal throne, as she steeled herself for coming bloodshed. "Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight." she growled with the conviction of a crusader, maneuvering her horse into a parallel path and praying her Cassius had speed enough to overtake the creature in front of them.


Ash Holloway

Location: Hordebuster
Skills: Leadership, Mechanic, Engineering




Ash lamented the lack of radio contact. It wasn't really anybody's fault; most likely the people at the safehouses powered everything down to save on cell life. Batteries were finite in nature anymore, soon to be a depleted resource in the world as it was. What he wouldn't give to get his hands on an operable solar system... but again, that was a dream for a day when he could settle his people behind walls again with a stable food supply. Hell, maybe the next time out he'd do the Robin Hood thing and establish a treehouse village.

Ok, so he wasn't thinking straight. That was a mental diversion to keep his thoughts away from the mindblowing manner in which they were (and would continue to be) screwed right then. Much as a series of treehouses, interconnected with a series of rope bridges and rough hewn walkways with rope-and-pulley elevators, preferably with solar backup and engineered water systems sounded damn near idyllic, especially with a mighty oak serving as the support for a mighty Distillery, the goal at hand was to move himself and his people to safety. Specifically, away from the massive horde of gnawing, drooling Dead that seemed to stretch across the entire county. He wished he could tell these people that they were coming and why, that they might be ready to move with a bit more notice than he and his Hordebuster crew had, but wishes didn't mean a whole lot anymore. All that mattered was that he put as much space between his people and the Dead as he could.

In that regard, he fell upon a stroke of luck. Heading south from Smith Chapel, things seemed quiet. Quieter than the last few minutes, anyway. The situation was still a raving shit show; it was merely a less soggy one at that point. Ash strained every so often to catch a glimpse of the roads behind them, to be met occasionally with the telltale shuffling movement of a wall of rot, unerringly moving in their general direction. The bit of luck that finally struck them - Welcome Road. It was a wide circumvention of their old home, but likely necessary. They may even be able to use the terrain to their advantage; the chasm that was Newnan and the lakes to the immediate south of the settlement should provide a break against the massive uprising of the Dead. In any case, Welcome Road was smooth, even, and clear. Not quite rural and not quite suburban, it provided some cover with good visibility to their immediate surroundings.

"Okay, we'e going to go west for a little bit and cut a hard turn south. Get some space between us and Hell back there." Ash jerked a thumb back behind them, indicating the dying grounds that used to be their home territory. "Kill the radio, Jack. Save the batteries. We'll just have to drop in unannounced." It was a horrifying moment for Ash to realize that he had the barest of smiles on his face. Maybe it was the touch of sarcasm he just slipped into the conversation. Or just maybe, someplace in his psyche, he took an element of joy in overcoming mortal obstacles. Surviving and thumbing his nose at Death. Hell, maybe he was just grateful that he was able to save people that night. He was tired, sore, emotionally drained and worried as hell about people he cared about (one in particular) and others he had just met, but he was living.

A few minutes on Welcome Road had Ash gunning the Hordebuster, pushing through the straightaways with haste fueled by the fact that they were being followed by corpses. After those minutes, he slowed to turn onto the next part of their Great Escape: Providence Church Road. Scattered trees and more rural residences greeted them in the gloom of the evening, illuminated by the forward lamps of the Hordebuster. "Coming up on Providence Baptist. Keep feeding me those directions."



Thalia Carmichael

Location: Eden, Adamm's Wing
Skills: Stealth, Survival, Pistol



There was maybe a second's worth of hesitation as Thalia struggled to decide whether to withdraw and lend her gunpoint assistance to the part of their group behind her, or continue to push forward as she had intended to in the first place. She wanted to be the kind of person who worked well with a group, team player and all that, but experience really only gave her two "teams" she had ever operated with that wasn't out to screw her over when things got heavy. One was her uncle's people. Maybe not everyone in his company, but the core people in her Familia from Mexico. The other... She carried a shield on her back to remember them. Yeah, screw that. Most of them had earned her respect in varying degrees, but she came to this place for her own reasons.

Thalia had already made the decision to follow Thana. If for no other reason, Navy Chick's arm was perforated and she was going forward alone. She needed help more than those behind her. She began jogging as softly as she could to bring up Thana's six, eyes brightly observant and guns at the ready. None of this "sneaking out of the side rooms" bullshit anymore, not if she could help it. A tiny piece of good news came in the form of a huge crashing sound, then the indistinct sound of Alexander's voice from behind her. No screaming, no begging for backup, and most importantly no more gunshots. That was good enough for her. "Cubriendo tus seis."1 she spoke, coming up behind Thana.

When all this was over, it was going to be a round of stitches, followed by name-brand canned pasta and peanut butter straight from the jar. First, there was at least one more asshat who needed the back of their skull removed with a 9mm NATO round.





Giosue Zino & James Grady



Location: The Oak
Skills: History
Skills: N/A



Underneath the Oak Tree, some unusual adjustments had been made. On the opposite side of where Peter's grave had been made were some pieces of furniture that were rarely seen around Camp Au Ville. Closer to the tree was a large desk complete with a rather exquisite, if simple chair. In it sat Giosue with a pair of bifocals atop his nose. Opposite of the Emendator and his desk was another one, this one much smaller, cheaper and with only a plastic fold-out chair to sit upon. The time for the lesson would be soon, and until his pupil arrived, Gio sat perfectly motionless.

That Oak seemed to be the focal point of the entire grounds. The Paradoxes arrived there, the Halloween party was mostly spent there, and this particular morning, James was making his way back to that sprawling Oak to begin his lessons with the Emendator known as "The Watch". Something told him there would be some manner of scolding, possibly even merit/demerit based system inflicted upon him were he even a minute late. The Paradoxical Wereboar stepped into the area looking just the vision of a Knight of the Backwoods, bedecked in his shining armor of denim overalls and broken-in cowboy hat. He looked from one desk to the other, the item of finery and the high school surplus piece. With a sigh, James crawled into the smaller, obviously designed to put one at a psychological disadvantage desk, and removed his hat. He cocked his head to the side, declaring, "Here." in flat, grey monotone.

"Good morning Mr. Grady," Gio greeted with a big smile. The Emendator rose from his chair and pulled from his desk a packet of papers along with a couple new, pre-sharpened #2 pencils. He placed the papers and writing utensils on the desk in front of James before walking back to his desk. And plopping himself back down.

"Your task for today is a simple one. If all goes well you'll even have more free time available to you than your peers. All I need is an essay about the justifications of the Secession from the Union by the Southern States prior to the American Civil War of your timeline. Did they have a point, or were they just making excuses? Why did they do what they did? 1,500 words. Be sure to properly format your paragraphs and write legibly." Gio smiled again as he laced his fingers together.

James looked just the slightest bit bewildered as Gio poured his instructions all over him. The initial guess was correct, this scenario was designed to give him a sense of being in over his head amid choppy waters. And it was a really good setup, too. Perhaps that was why the ear-to-ear smile that split his face seemed so misplaced. "Why, no problem a'tall, Mr. Watch, sir! You know I'm a black man, what was raised inna south of Georgia - took my elementaries in th' nineteen and eighties! Them muthafuckas love them some Civil War, and they just a loooove whitesplainin' the whys and wherefores." He grabbed a pencil and tucked it behind his ear, then another for writing. "I'll be done in time to make us some lunch. Should, anyways. You just let ol' James know what you're hungry for, mkay?" Perhaps he played up his accent, but just a smidge.

"I'm glad you appreciate the topic of choice," Gio responded, still smiling. If James' constant exaggerations of his dialect impacted the Emendator in anyway, he didn't let it show. "If you feel the need to relieve yourself or rehydrate, you may do so. If you have any questions about your task, feel free to ask. Otherwise, you may begin. In the meantime, I have some work to take care of." From another drawer in the desk, The Watch produced a book that he opened up perhaps a quarter of the way in and started to peruse.

James shrugged, rapidly becoming disheartened with the concept of being a Paradox. It beat dying, he supposed. Again, anyway. And though he failed to see the point of this little exercise, James held out some hope that this was one of those "Mr. Miyagi" moments wherein his seemingly mundane task would reveal itself to secretly be something of pertinent value to him as his training continued. A little burst of optimism hit him with that thought. Certainly that must be the case. Learning patience or some such necessary virtue, or a test of his overall knowledge of history. Maybe his ability to accurately report or brief others, without personal bias. Yes! That must be the reason, or something like it.

Nodding optimistically, James swept his pencil across the paper, trying to put in words the story he picked up long ago, back in a lifetime that featured Georgia State public schooling. "James ...Mandingo ...Grady ...age ...forty-three. Hmm." he spoke as he wrote, getting that obligatory chunk of header out of the way. Now, how to begin? Somehow, "it was a dark and stormy night" didn't seem to cut it. He always did have problems getting a thing like this started. Perhaps if he listed out some points on a separate sheet - brainstorming! Yes... economic reasons, religious excuses for racism, etc. He had this. Though, James did wonder what the other Paradoxes were doing, and if they had schoolwork, too.

Meanwhile, Gio seemed to be quite preoccupied with his book. James couldn't read it from where he was in the dark of the early morning, but it was quite a fascinating book from decades in the future. It was an autobiographical novel covering a man's journey with a group of people who dive deep into the ocean without any of the equipment developed to make that kind of thing possible. There were people going into the depths of trenches on a single breath. How peculiar was that?

Every few pages or so, Gio would break his concentration from the book to look over at James. It was partially to make sure he hadn't suffered some freak heart attack and keeled over dead (just because it hadn't happened so far didn't mean that it wouldn't), partially to check up on his progress. He'd keep his gaze transfixed on the Georgian for merely a few scant moments before returning to his book. How the underwater pressure didn't kill them was beyond him. He'd hate to end up in the ocean like that involuntarily, that they went on their own volition was something else.

The constant movement of pencil upon paper became tedious after a while, but that was expected when one sat down to a writing assignment, expecting a wholly different sort of day. But James stuck to it; he was just that kind of guy. Every so often he would pause in his efforts, make a quick count of words and lightly scribble a notation, but otherwise kept to his work.

In the end, it was apparent that it was not flawless. Not by a long shot. There were erasure marks left on the page, the format was a little off, but each individual point was clearly, if fairly simply, explained. As it turned out, he wasn't exactly a master of the source material. At least not as much as he claimed. Interesting perspectives on the reasons why, compelling even, if left to be explained by a person more apt with pen and paper. However, the report was limited by a man that, while intelligent, chose a life of physicality and cunning over one of quiet study. Being fair, this was C+ work. He handed it in and sat back down at his joke of a desk, quietly waiting the inevitable from "Mr. Watch".

Gio came over when he noticed that James had completed his assignment for the day. Gingerly, he lifted the bundle of papers from the desk and sat back onto the front of his much larger desk. It took a few minutes for him to work his way through all of James' essay. Occasionally he would make some wordless noise, an "ah" or "hmm," but whether he was pleased with what was submitted wasn't clear until he began to speak. When he was done, the emendator chucked the paper behind his back.

"Objectively speaking, from a writing standpoint I've read far better. But I've also read far worse." Gio paused for a moment before continuing. "The ideas behind the cliche and poor penmanship are there. I'd suggest putting in some effort learning to better articulate your thoughts. A sharp mind is dangerous, but one that can disseminate its ideas is exponentially moreso."

"Putting aside the quality of writing, it's only proper to tell you the whole point beyond this exercise. You can't expect your time here as a Paradox to be exciting and adventurous. Even on a mission you could find yourself saddled with tasks of incredible dullness that you would never think you'd have to do. But it's still important to be able to maintain focus and accomplish the task at hand, which you achieved with flying colours."

"A word of warning, do not take your own knowledge and assumptions for granted during other training missions or during trips. What you know to be True may not be the case when out and about. But more important than the facts about what's history in whatever timeline you find yourself in is being able to understand how others think. The details change, but human nature remains the same. And if you can understand the mindset of whenever you may find yourself, you'll do a much better job keeping yourself invisible."

"Now putting all of this together I'd give you..."
Gio trailed off, looking upwards as if thinking long and hard what grade to give to the boar hunter turned wereboar, "an F+. However, you might be able to raise that score if you impress me with lunch. Dazzle me with your best dish, Mr. Grady." With that last command a toothy ear-to-ear grin covered his face. In actuality, James had done quite well overall. About a B, but he figured that the man was smart enough to figure that out from the rest of the speech.

The lesson, such as it was, did seem a touch Miyagi-esque. James was not sure exactly how the task at hand assisted in grounding him with preternatural focus, though he might concede it to be a test as to whether he had any focus at all with which the Emendators could work. Still, he felt a little disillusioned by the day's activities. James was even more let down by the fact that he had a blank spot in his brain that used to be his capacity to cook. It was a shame, curse even, that he remembered being good with a knife and spatula, fire and seasonings, but was cut off from the ability to do much of anything anymore. It was a messy slap to the face, one that lowered his mood both immediately and considerably. "Yuh huh, Mr. Watch. Sandwiches it is."

James stood and tied his bandana around his head, then settled his cowboy hat on top of that. The next few moments saw the dejected wereboar slowly walking to the Kitchen House with his hands in his pockets and head hung a little lower than usual. Absently, he toyed with the boar tusk in his pocket, even pulled it out once or twice to inspect on his way across the greenery. "...this gonna be tough..." he whispered to himself. Not the cooking end of things, though that would present a challenge now where it never had before, but the whole concept of being a Paradox, whatever that meant. This was who he was now, like it or not. He made sandwiches, not masterful barbecue. Time to embrace the cold cuts, with all the good and bad that accompanied it.


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