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9 yrs ago
Current Been practicing drawing for a few months now. Biggest tip I can give so far is copy, copy, copy. It really helps you learn the basics in a very hands on way,
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9 yrs ago
Finally caught up on Rick and Morty. Pretty good shit. It's not every day a cartoon reminds me of my existential crisis.
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9 yrs ago
The Boarder Patrol in Vermont has more important matters than illegal Mexicans. They have to stop the White Walkers.
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9 yrs ago
Unborn babies are essentially mech pilots, right?
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9 yrs ago
You know what's worse then radio Country Music? Country Music Radio hosts.

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The sun now shined brightly in the middle of the sky, the clear blue skies assuring the people below that the festival shall commence. Today was a very special day for the people of the Greater Republic, specifically those of the Valkyeria. Today was September 4th, the day that the Liberian Wars finally came to a close and all of the lands of Avalia were freed from the tyrannical, theocratic rulers. However, today was extra special for the nation.

Visiting the nation, were both the Prime Minister of Yllendthyr and the Premier Commissar Yekaterina Velikaya of the PRK. The leaders of both nations had stayed the past two days in a wonderful old hotel. It was much like most of the other governmental and administrative buildings, impressive, but not extravagant. The rooms were well decorated and comfortable, but lacked that older, royal finesse that so many other nations still carried. Instead, it was much more modern in its style, more clear cut and straightforward. Both leaders had been told by attendants that the Chancellor apologizes for not being able to meet them right away, as she has been incredibly busy with the preparations for the festival.

However today, those great leaders of their nations sit in front of the Senate at the entrance to the pentagonal shaped building that housed the legislative branch of the government. They sat atop the many stairs and in front of the towering white columns. Before them was the large strip of clear space, flanked by various administrative buildings. The open area was dotted with parks and monuments to fallen heroes. The roads on the two sides of the area were crowded with people, vendors, booths, and otherwise, all waiting patiently for the festival to officially begin.

At exactly 12:30, the rumbling hum of aircraft engines could be heard. In the sky flying low above the capital, the 1st Airborne fleet made its way over the clearing. It consisted mainly of five Destroyers, two Battle Cruisers, and most notably one single Fortress Class. The massive airship caste a great shadow over much of the square, confetti rained down from the bomb bays as they flew over, the people cheering. Once they passed, flights of fighters flew over, then the most anticipated fighter group of them all, Strike Witches, came diving out of the sky. Everyone at first was shocked to see who led the flight, but then cheered even louder once it sunk in. The Chancellor herself, Helena Vortzeria, was flying lead for the 506th Strike Witches flight. They preformed great aerobatic maneuvers before the Chancellor in a spectacular landing, looped once then touched down on the ground in front of the steps of the Senate Building. People whistled and cheered as she approached the stand, all amazed by her feats.

She raised her hand for silence, and eventually she was given that silence. The Chancellor began. "People of the Republic, honored guests, and members of the Senate. I see before me a strong, young nation. A nation not ruled by tyrants, by Emperors, by kings, but by people! No matter where you live in this world, the people always hold the most power for change, not the person. I live in a nation, where a little young girl, with no parents, and not a cent to her name, can rise to the level of Chancellor in this nation. Where hard work and drive make the difference, not birthright. Today, on this fateful day, the last shot was fired in defending the freedom of this nation. Today marked the day that our nation truly stepped onto the world stage and told everyone that we, people of Avalia, will not go quietly into the pages of history! We are here to stay, to prosper, to live out lives to their fullest! We now have control of our natural domain, our true home! The sky! Today, is the greatest day of our history!" she paused as a member of her cabinet approached her with a glass of beer. She thanked him and turned to the ground, holding out the glass to the crowd. "May the Festival of the Sky begin!" With that, the crowd roared with applause and cheers, the band began to play the songs of Avalia, and the festival was finally underway. The Chancellor drank from the glass and then came down from the podium, shaking hands with the members of the Senate, before finally approaching the Prime Minister and Commissar. There was an obvious contrast in their dress, as she wore a more rugged pilot's outfit as opposed to a suit or military uniform.

"Friends of Avalia, please, let me welcome you my nation! I must once again apologize for not meeting you both the moment of your arrivals, but as you can tell now, I had to brush up on my flying skills for today's events. Come now, let us head inside and begin our discussion." As the leaders entered the building, the parades had begun in the main mall. Unlike other nations, the parade only consisted of one military unit, the local army unit, while the majority of the parade was made up of civilian floats.

Both the Festival and opening talks with Avalia's prospective allies were now underway.
Aren't they always?

/just got home. gonna go collapse on my couch now
ERRAAAGH! OF course my flight had to run late tonight of all nights! OF course I'v been just sitting around in an airport in Georgia for the past 3 hours! GAHHH!

Sorry guys, I don't know when I'll be home to post that opening ceremony and such for my nation tonight. It's so fucking frustrating when I literally have that post sitting on a Word Document on my computer at home! Gahh!

So until whatever derpy ass pilot decides to get his head out of his ass and actually get here, no post. Realistically speaking, probably up tomorrow morning. Seriously, fuck Delta Airlines with a chainsaw.
Alright, so just to clarify, am I posting first or are you posting first?
Anyways, would you mind if the Prime Minister sends a letter of thanks for inviting him to the celebration?
Basically we skip step 1 so we can move along with the plot.
Would it be fine with you?


Sure, I was planning on just having him there to begin with, but that's fine. Once that's up my post of the festival will follow then we can discuss in detail whether or not there should be an attack and if so, how it will go down.
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That was mildly funny, and I'm not a Republican (not a liberal either) nor a supporter of Ronald Reagan, but let's stop before modern politics gets too heavily pulled into this.


Yeah, that was the whole point of the xkcd map comic. It offered a more realistic "ask an average american to identify the map" thing. xD

Also, pardon the wait. I have the post practically ready to go, just can't get to my computer right now. With 100% certainty it will be up tomorrow!

Oh and I have no idea what I'm doing in that diplomacy game. :D
As I said before Tin claims the Zanjir and thus they are pretty mad at Yllendthyr right now and probably contemplating war. Avalia is their mortal enemy (and vice-versa, Avalia and Tin hate each other) and the PRK isn't Tin's favorite place. So they hate all of you, and you all happen to be having a little party together. They would benefit from.....


Just shortened it as to not take up so much space. Anyway, I could maybe see a bombing of some sort, but nothing to huge would be really feasible. Just looking like a man from Tin in Avalia (which, mind you, is almost entirely populated by Valkyeria), would like planting an ISIS flag in your front lawn in America. Won't storm the building, but definitely under heavy monitoring. XD

This is just to show the challenges, I am all for having Tin somehow contact the one spy they have to chuck a grenade at the main event in the capital.

I'll create a PM thread on what will go down, but let me just get a post up to get the ball rollin before we proceed any further.
Pending games is where it is for me.

Oh shit, disregard, thought we were further along.
Confirmed!
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