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7 yrs ago
Not my own words, but: "Enjoy memes and have a good time online, but develop a solid sense of self-worth that is rooted in a reality that doesn't disappear when the battery charge is empty."
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7 yrs ago
The spam. It hurts.
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7 yrs ago
Yeah, and you're under arrest, pal.
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It's honestly not as daunting as it looks! Mister Frizan (Frizzle, if you're nasty) has been keeping an excellent running summary of the game's events going so far, and we've recently had two new players brought up to speed without too much hassle, as well as reintegrating a returning face.

Don't worry, we're not going to force you to read the entire IC before you're allowed to join. We're evil, but we're not sadists.

That's good news! Hit me with a summary, I can take it!

313 IC posts, 17 characters... I'm interested in joining, since the infrastructure is solid and the activity levels are high, but do I want to torture myself?
I changed our join status to full, as I feel five players is an ideal number and is probably my limit for character management.
Yep, this is gonna end horribly and they'll have to kill the creature.


Or maybe not.
@Aristo No real criticisms for Alice, seeing as she's been used in another RP before, She'd of course have to deal with suspicion from other members of the team because of her background but that's to be expected. Just need to make the minor background/lore tweaks we discussed earlier and she should be good to go. Same goes with her Gladiator.


You got it!
(Serah's Parley roll = 6)

The feline snorts as a grin that holds no trace of ambivalence creeps across its face. Its eyes are locked to the slab of food in Alexandria's hand, but it addresses Serah again in a voice that seems to be growing distant.

"I asked you once for food, with the promise of answers," it says, with a sharp hiss. "Now you want to reverse the bargain; answers before food? I could leap upon you and disappear with you in my jaws, before your friends may act, Wildcaller. It is only my loneliness and curiosity that demands I do you any favors at all."

The creature leaps down from the tree and steps forward casually, making no overt displays, but darting its eyes from the morsel to the barbarian, who it seems, would be all too happy to have another try at its life. It stops short of Serah, indicating a paw to the companions at her side.

"Your men do not seem all that convinced of this truce. Let them put down their arms, and then I will resume our talk."

It looks sheepishly at the outlander, and the thief, who's bow is drawn. But then, a fierce gale rocks everyone assembled near off their feet, out of nowhere, and a haunting rhythm of drums, flutes and primitive instruments resounds through the clearing. It is wholly unlike Linoleum's merry tune and gong bashing; the sound can be felt in the soul, and its melody drips with venom.

The feline's face is no longer one of mockery, but of a genuine distress. It's eyes roll, revealing the whites, and its mouth is agape.

"We resolve this later!" it shrieks. "Follow me if you want to live, Wildcaller! Bring your fools!"

Not waiting to elaborate further, it dives for shrubs opposite the unnatural din. The nausea felt earlier starts to return to your bodies, and the trees start to melt. In addition to the music, you can now make out voices speaking a language unknown to you. There is distorted laughter, clattering of chimes and bone, and the sound of many, many feet scampering through the woods.

Do you take your chances with the feline or attempt to brave the sickening onslaught?
The thing in the tree glares at Linoleum with a face half-amused, half-puzzled. Looking back to Serah, he growls, "What is this performance your companion displays?" Against all odds, the creature does not seem angered by the ring of the gong. In fact, its tail flickers rhythmically, and it leans in closer to better view the spectacle. There is another phenomenon about as Linoleum plays - the forest seems less claustrophobic. It is still dark and menacing, but a sliver less foreboding than it seemed a moment before. Maybe hearing the sound of music has kindled some comfort of civilization inside you, or perhaps there is more at work than you realize.

"I do not understand it. But I do not dislike it," the creature says, after a time. "But please, these antics are no replacement for fresh meat. This fellow may never beat that instrument again, if he aims to delay me from a morsel."
I hope @Aristo hasn't given up the ghost, that would be a crying shame.


Certainly not! I've just been waiting for our characters' reactions to Serah's stupefying growl-snort chat with this monstrosity, and taking care of other priorities.
I'll have the result of our bard's gongmongering up soon, and hopefully your new friend can fill his stomach before he looses it.


@ClocktowerEchos

Bang the gong!
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