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Uchiha Tensai
Shinobi Academy, Konohagakure -- Present Day, Morning

It's a collaboration, innit


All things considered, the 'stay in your seat and hope nobody notices you' strategy had worked remarkably well for Tensai. That was, until Kegawa arrived on the scene and Momomaru had initiated a full scale assault on his face before he'd even had time to react. His assailant moved with lightning speed and surprising momentum, as the minuscule missile had almost barreled Tensai over and onto the ground. It was all Tensai could do to shield his face with his hands, though this proved to be less than successful.

"I surrender! Please, no more!"

Given his predicament, Tensai hadn't noticed the sound of approaching footsteps until they were practically on top of him, and by the time he turned his body to face the mysterious newcomer, he found his personal space once again violated when he was all but tackled by his other best friend and actually thrown to the ground. So much for that plan.

"Ow! I think you're breaking some of my bones, man."

"I mean, you totally deserve it. It's been ages, and that's all you've gotta say?"

Shunpei's was a sound for sore ears. It felt like years since the last time he spoke to either of them, and it brought a smile to his face to be with them again.

"Hmph. Just so you know, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. And hurt. And betrayed!" Shunpei added an exaggerated sniffle to his performance, and Tensai could've swore he could hear tears welling up in his friend's eyes. "I think I'm gonna cry."

However, it didn't take long for Kegawa to reinsert herself into the conversation with an energy that had become all too familiar.

"Shun-tan!"

"Hiya Kecchan!" Shunpei called back. "You want in on this too, right? It's not a dog pile without you, and besides, Tensai here hasn't experienced your righteous furry, erm, fury yet."

Kegawa laughed out loud, Shunpei's pun laden sense of humor was something that entertained them both, though Tensai was too busy trying to maneuver out of his friend's grasp to acknowledge the brilliance of the joke.

"Don't mind if I do."

With another body now on top of him and with a canine companion still nipping at his face, it was all Tensai could do give a (only slightly) exaggerated grunt of pain. He didn't know how long it took before the trio's laughter started to die down, but the silence that ensued was a quaint one, and Tensai had to recompose himself when Shunpei finally spoke out.

"So... Where've you been? What'cha been up to?"

There was a momentary pause before his next statement.

"And do you want us to get off? It's getting kinda hard to breathe..."

The latter half of Shunpei's sentence barely registered to Tensai's ears. Where was he? How does one answer such a question when they barely knew the answer? Thankfully, the other two members of his childhood trio took the liberty of standing up. He followed suit after taking a moment or so to gather his thoughts. If there were any two people he could talk to about his ordeal, Shunpei and Kegawa were certainly them. They'd been his two closest friends for as long as he could remember, siblings he'd never had as far as he was concerned. His grandmother'd probably scorn him, but he needed someone to talk to. So, clan secrecy be damned.

"I've-"

“Tensai, how does it feel to be handed everything when you failed on Ha no Kyofu bridge? How you’ve become absolutely worthless to the entire village, but you continue to be seen as this gift to the leaf?”

Tensai hadn't even gotten more than a word out of his mouth before he was not so kindly interrupted by the absolute last person he wanted to deal with. Fukushu. The Namikaze girl had been a thorn in his side he'd taken great care to ignore for the past couple years. Something she was making impossible. Did she know? Of course she knew. Fukushu knew everything. But how? Nobody was supposed to know what happened. For lack of a better term, Tensai was shocked into silence by the revelation.

He didn't know how long he stood there lost in his own thoughts. When he returned to his senses, he turned his head towards where he assumed his purple haired tormentor stood and responded to her in a harsher tone than most would've expected from him.

"Leave me alone."

@ONL The gemstones, not the Trolls.

Though, taxing the Trolls into submission is a hilarious image.
Clearly ya boy Brynjar was the one who crafted Steinar's epic armor and warhammer back in the day. The Stein just don't want to admit it!

May help with my silly "Steindahl's wealth comes from them finding a heck of a lot of gemstones in their mountains after the Age of Strife/Thalasan Invasion" idea. Who needs shiny stones when there are Trolls afoot? Send them down to Havingardr. What do you mean we're not allowed to beat the Trolls up anymore?!

On that note: I apologize for my relative silence and lack of work on Steindahl this past week or so. Life's been a bit hectic, but I may be able to finish up the northernmost Realm when I end up having nothing to do in a hotel this weekend. We'll see.
Ded I already told you on DIscord what was up smh.
At least now I don't have any deadlines to not meet!

Do hit me up on Skype and or Discord on occasion though. I miss your beautiful banter.
Since @DeadBeatWalking convinced me to put my crappy work in progress here after he read the pad I was working on, I figure why the hell not. Keep in mind there's still a fair bit to be filled in over the next odd day or so, particular the Master biography and recent history, but y'know.

Now I need to hit the hay before my brain starts to liquefy.

And if I don't finish this everyone's allowed to kick my ass.


@gorgenmast Thanks for the information my man. This is why it never hurts to ask. If Trolls are essentially monsters maybe I can spin it around to a realm wide disdain for their ilk as they've had to safeguard the rest of Magnar from them for generations? I'll see what comes to mind with some more brainstorming and get back to you.
Alright, now that I'm finished reading through the tidbits of lore and all that, would it be at all possible to have a Realm of Born in the North of Magnar descended from a son of the Greatfather who took to smithing? The admittedly very basic idea I've got so far is that this son of the Greatfather consulted with Dwarves, Icewalkers, and so on to learn their ways and subsequently became ignorant of his siblings' quarrels as he was too busy chilling with non-Born. Even had a fun idea where as of yet unnamed son would seek out the sons of Shebalog and not immediately kill them, resulting in his descendants being branded "Troll Lovers" or some other slur, but that's just me spitballing to myself and it seems an Eshkag pulled that off before me. Out of grief or what not he became the Master of Magnar's Northern mountain ranges and all that fun stuff, descendants get that cool architecture/blacksmithing/so on specialization, make vague attempts at staying out of wars with everyone else, potentially pick up a lot of cool stuff from the Thalasan Invaders, or try to innovate their own cool stuff using Thalasan techniques? I dunno.

Am I rambling? I do that.

Basically think a relatively isolationist northern region of badass blacksmiths and stonemasons who have the audacity to not hate their non-Born cousins that is subsequently brought to the brink of starvation and might actually be starting to raid other Bornic?? Realms for the first time in many centuries because winters suck, yo. Ignore the fact that Evar is calling for the Born to come together again for a Great Reaving or what not and other Realms might not like them at the moment.

Maybe I'd be better off actually writing the concept up rather than rambling like a mad man, but I've gone too far now. Do let me know. If it's a no go, I'll either try to cook up some other harebrained scheme or slink away into the shadows, crying to myself.
Do I get to meet Sun Wukong?
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