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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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Lord Krunk's Quarters

Smells Like About 20-50x The Krunk


Lord Krunk's size grew and grew. 50 feet... 60 feet, his head continued to near the ceiling until it was just 10 feet away from it. He practically took up the entire room at this point, leaving spaces in is rounded figure for the three intruders to linger and attack from. "What did you call me!?" Krunk roared as Jenso mentioned the word 'fat' aloud. How dare he! Lord Krunk had been on seven diets before, and all of them had failed! He couldn't help it! Granted 6/7 of those diets consisted of fried spider limbs and soft drinks, but that didn't matter! Lord Krunk rose a foot, which was now wider and longer than an 18-wheeler, and brought it down hard, shaking the entire foundation. He rose both of his hands and pushed on the roof of his tower, grunting all-the while. This did of course pull his hand farther away from Zerraph's darting little feather, but he hadn't actually noticed it yet. "Graaahhh!"

In his rage, he didn't notice Drake's 'Oi' as he focused all his power on something new, nor did he acknowledge the relatively tiny explosion that made his armor ring loudly. His defense was totally solid.. With a single strong push, Lord krunk began to upset the bricks that held his plain roof in place. "I'm not fat! I'm Krunk! Lord Krunk!!-" He was cut off as the fireballs struck his face behind his armored helmet, jostling his head a little and making him take a tiny step back. But then..

POP!

Well, it was more like a cascade of cracking stone and falling bricks, but the entire roof of Lord Krunk's chamber popped right off of the top! The window that Jenso was clinging to fell right out of the wall that held it in place, and a series of stones fell towards Drake. Zerraf however, was now somewhat protected by Krunk's massive underbelly, making it particularly hard to commune with his allies, or see much aside from Lord Krunks titanic posterior.

Krunk threw the roof of his castle into the courtyards a few seconds after, leaving the brick walls to circle around his chest-area like a make-shift rampart. "KRRRRRUUUUUNNNNK!"

Right now, Lord Krunk wasn't paying much attention to anything. Then again, when was he ever? The guy was practically a mentally deficient child in a suit of armor that liked to play with shiny things...
Toad Town


The scenery was looking much less hectic now, for some reason or another. The majority of the invaders had been mostly dispatched by the now-active royal guard, and the koopalings, lead by Baby Bowser himself. None of them were anywhere in sight, though. It seemed that as the group passed through Toad town Square, they were far away from the chaos ensuing in the southern plaza. The Koopalings were cleaning up the last remnants of the invasion with gusto. But as Mario and his rag-tag group of... Heroes... Rushed to save Goomba Village, there was much else going on in another dimension...

Prologue Over

Sit tight for intermission #1!



Chapter 1: Goombania In The Goom-Goom Mountains

Goomba Road


The familiar bridge leading out of Toad town barely supported the combined weight of Bowser, Mario, Goombario, Soggy, Blake, Bandita, and the discourse between them. In the distance, the Goomba King's fortress was clearly visible...
@Lugia LOL OK I'M GOING TO LET THIS RESOLVE ITSELF NOW

Man at this rate I shall never advance the plot, lol
I am inspired again. I'll be merging these plot lines over the course of my next few posts, and the groups thereafter.
Hyznia

Hyznia Castle Square


The throne room stood at the head of Hyznia Castle square, where the civilians gathered daily to trade and converse. Everyone made way for the Holy Guard and their luggage though, splitting like bugs that scurried away from danger. Nothing stood in their way as they strode towards the massive staircase that lead into Hyznia's main Tower, where the Throne room was held. The Guards ascended hundreds of steps carefully, and entered the tower through a pair of massive iron-set doors. A few twists and turns, and the group was in the king's chamber in a few minutes flat

The room was adorned with red cloths. Most bared Hyznia's golden Lion crest. The Golden Lion was a mascot for their people, a symbol of power, wisdom, and eternal youth. Drapes hung from the ceiling, and light was allowed in through two frescoes behind the tapered throne, each depicting scenes that only the most elite could recite in Hyznia; Grand Arch-Knight Orson's battle against the black dragon Helzmut, and the union between Hyznia and Arcadia at the foot of the royal steps. The carpets sprawled out in all directions, red and blue pigments intertwined to create and uneven webbing that was rather difficult to walk on, and made footsteps particularly loud. To dissuade intruders Sulfrax remembered, carefully keeping his balance.

"You are in the presence of his highness, king Thrallmor the second. It is ordained that disrespect shall be punished without restraint," one of the elite guards bellowed from the king's side. Sulfrax, Rem and Senna had been lead to the throne hastily after their return to the city, and with very little explanation at that. The Holy Guard were concise, punctual, and above all else, a force to obey without question. Even Sulfrax knew this. Despite his unfathomable power, there were many Arch-mages and warriors within the Quadra powers, and even throughout the ranks of no-mans-land, who could challenge or outright match his abilities blow for blow. The holy guard was one of those forces. A unit of arch mages who work with utter fluidity. Although while separated from one another, they were less sightly in combat, there was no other team that worked together quite like them.

"Sir Sulfrax. You've been busy," The king finally spoke, gesturing his overly-jeweled hand towards the visitors, prompting a bow. Sulfrax hesitantly bent forward. It was an almost unnoticeable gesture. "We're lucky to have you here so soon after your most recent departure. I haven't even had a chance to speak with you about what happened in Arcadia-"

"Fools with power, far too boisterous for their own good. I was removed from the Scattered Shades Project for ill-supported reason. They were afraid of me, or envious- Whatever it was, it will not affect the relations between Hyznia and Arcadia, I assure you. Scattered Shades is no longer any concern to you-"

"Oh but I'm afraid it is, Sulfrax," The king interrupted, gesturing his head towards the shadows. A figure made his way out and towards the group, aided by a royal guard in platinum armor. The king nodded, but caught Rem's presence a little later than he'd wished to. "But before sir Luke provides an explanation for my bold claim, I'd like to know exactly who that is, and why he commands and ironbristle so carelessly in my presence?" The newcomer from the shadows stared at Rem as the king said this, perturbed by a memory. Where had he seem that man before? Sulfrax glanced at him as well, but turned his head towards the third guest cautiously. It was him! What the hell was that monster of a man doing here??

"You a diver, buddy?" Luke Juuno asked roughly, looking down on Rem with his overbearing presence.

Plains of Ire

Around the Z-ATV


A thunderous boom almost upset the balance of everyone on their feet. Both cannons fired simultaneously, cracking the very air around them as oxygen and nitrogen atoms were annihilated into raw arcane energy by the sheer force of each beam. The Lizzy, previously stalled further by Zay and Jager's previous assault, rushed towards the ATV once again, just in time for both lasers to delve deep into its relentless maw. A shrill, but short-lived screech echoed past the boom that each laser created. The lizard's armor was torn asunder from the inside out as each laser passed through the roof of its mouth. Brain matter and bloodied flesh spewed upwards, and the Lizard veered a sharp left. It wasn't a clean collapse though.

"Shit!" Zay roared, grabbed Jager and suddenly surrounding the both of them in a layer of liquid steel. The darkness that followed blocked off what had happened, but there were muffled sounds of rending metal and earth. Zay kept the barrier up, regardless of what Jager Might've objected with, lowering it only after the sounds had stopped.

The reveal was somewhat horrifying. The lizzard's carcus lay immobile in the desert beyond them, but where the ATV once stood, there was merely a large patch of torn dirt. Thankfully, Haley stood stalwart near the edge of the small cliff, overlooking the damage with her back turned to the two of them. Buttercup was nowhere to be seen, nor was the ATV. "What the hell?" Zay whispered, a little too afraid to go over and get a closer look at the scene himself.

Xena Rock fields

The Sniper Nest


Dom shrugged as Midge's gun was torn asunder by the newcomer's fireball. Wasn't his weapon. Hell, he preferred to be up close and personal. Midge on the other hand, shrieked in terror. "NOOOO!" That was he favorite gun- Well, he only gun. She'd even named it and everything! How dare he just destroy it like that! Then Jenso asked about the bounty head, and Dom being the nice fella that he was, nodded happily and answered his question without a single issue.

"A bounty header from some Arcadian official. Really precise stuff, didn't catch the guy's name, and the bounty document doesn't reveal much more than what I could tell ya. It just detailed a 'clean up' job, that's all, man," Dom explained, to Midge's shock.

"DOM! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"
Actually going to wait until Luigia's character responds before I forcibly move y'all onto the road and expose some stuff.

I'm just.

Really eager to see how Blake reacts.

@Lugia
Peach's castle


Luigi rose to his feet and dusted himself off, mulling over what mario had said. Goomba village was under attack? What a horrible chain of events! This new invader had quite a few resources at his disposal! But the princess was already his, so why were they still here? Did it have something to do with Count Collect's quip about the most priceless trophies throughout the multiverse? Perhaps there was more to take than just peach. Maybe all of the cap cards... Luigi nodded silently, withholding his objections. This wasn't the first time that Mario had gone out on his own, and it wouldn't be the last, hopefully. He did prefer to fight alongside his brother though. "Ok Mario, I'll search for toads-worth in the meantime as well. He couldn't have gotten far," Luigi huffed, cracking his neck.
@Kiss Of Night You're good, post it in the character's tab. You'll have to wait until the current chapter is finished though, unless you want to jump in on the boss fight at random, lol.

I might be ok with that.
Lord Krunk's Quarters

The Ring's Power


Lord Krunk pulled his arm back and let it shrink, but was unable to dodge Drake's attacks. Not that he needed to, the claws merely clinked against his helmet leaving vivid scratch marks. "BEH-HEH-HEH! NUTHIN'S GUNNA HURT ME THROUGH DIS AR-"

*CLANG!!!*


Jenso's first struck hard against his helmet, pushing it into his armor and forcing Krunk's armor feet into the bricks below him. What kind of strength was that?! "Bwuhhh!" Krunk staggered back, a small seared dent in his helmet from where Jenso had struck him. Did it really hurt him? Krunk shook off the dizzyness and faced Jenso and Drake head on again, looking twice as peeved. "Da hell are you!? You little-"
"Garhgh!" Spike garbled as the rapier torn through the back of his throat and disconnected his spinal cord from his brain. The General fell forwards and rolled harmlessly onto his side, stopping several feet before Zeraph, dead in an instant. Krunk creaked towards Zeraph and witnessed the Death of his head general.

"SPIKE!" Krunk cried out, stomping his right foot hard against the ground. His arms quivered and his glowing yellow eyes grew in intensity. "All you dumb- Argh! Tiny! Tiny!!! You're all so tiny!!! So how???" Krunk stomped again and again, putting more force into each motion until he stopped, silent. "Dat's it! You aint small enough! I just gotta-" Krunk paused and rose his ring as high as he could manage, "-Get biggah!"

In a flash of yellow light, the large lord of rolling ball men suddenly started to pulsate. His body bulged and his limbs grew, as did his armor, and head, and.. Well, all of him! He grew and grew until he was overlooking all 3 of the intruders as a giant, over 40 feet tall! But he didn't stop growing...
"BAHAHAHA! SIZE MATTAHS! PREPARE TO GET CRUSHED! KRUSSSSHHHED!!!"
@Holy Soldiernp, we'll wait on ya.
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