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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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@Necrophage No rush, take your time. We'll still be here when you get a chance, I'm definitely not canceling this RP xP
"Whoa whoa, you think you can just barge into somebody's home all friendly like and ask them for a name? Who the fuck are you?" The man asked, looking down at his beasts and shooing them away. They ran past his waist into a cave near the end of the small 50 foot wide funnel-like room.
"He's the master Choofa! Of course, he's on the other end of the gorge. There are several Choofa Villages between here and there, and a few hazards as well.."
As Jenso dashed through the snow, he felt something sharp against his foot. He tripped and fell into a deep snow drift, continuously tearing through the ground until he fell against hard ice. Looking up, he noticed the ceiling was actually made up entirely of snow, which re-sealed itself after he fell through it. Suddenly, he was surrounded by little furry beasts with backwards knees and faces embedded in their chests. They had beaks instead of mouths, and there were at least 5 of them.

"Wait!" Something called out, prompting the little monsters to scatter about. "Is that a human?"

As Jenso looked up, he saw somebody unfamiliar. It was a man in a thick coat, with rugged features and rough blonde hair.

"What the fuck are you doing way out here without a coat??"

@Whimsley Is still MIA since about 19 days ago, so his section may be stuck for a while.
As Jenso made his way forward, he could feel his body heat leaving him. After several hours of traversing the cold tundra, his body lost all its energy and collapsed into the snow.
"A guild?.. Hmm, you'd be hard pressed to find anything like that 'round the gorge, m'boy. The Choofa make sure it's not very habitabal around here, which makes it hard for me to learn anything at all, hoho.. But if you want to hone your skills, I'd say that you should probably consult the grand Chief."
Chapter 18

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Jenso made his way to the north, eventually skewing right off the path that would have lead him further north-east, and tread his way into a progressively more barren landscape. Eventually, snow began to fall at random intervals. Before he knew it, he was ankle-deep in a large blanket of white snow.

But there were no landmarks, no paths, and his body temperature began to drop. Had he made the right decision traveling north unprepared? Only time would tell, but Jenso's time was running short..
Vale turned back for a brief moment and chuckled to himself. 'That's one hell of a morsel you've dug up, Lark. I just hope he's headed in the right direction' Vale thought, treading his way back towards the south. He was awfully hungry, after all..




~ End Of Chapter 17 ~
"Not whom, but where, Jenso! Where! Indeed Noir is a where, not a whom, not a what, not a sincerely disingenuous vampire such as myself, no-hoho.. You'll find out on your own, I guarantee it, my delectable block-head!" Vale teased, making his way south. "Too-da-loo~ Remember, north! North! North!!"
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