The 42nd Gecko

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@TheWindel Is one of Bastions powers that the eyes don't drain her when she uses them? Cause it seems that, even as a dual eyes user, she doesn't seem to quite live up to the name of Queen's Treasure.

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@Mega Birb Banana. You were thinking of Bananas.

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Artoria, Master of the Maniacal Menagerie

"Hee, she'll never spot me through this portal while I'm invisible!" Artoria smiled as she had successfully portal-tailed the one responsible for capturing Ira and Victoire. Ira had apparently been the last last ruler of Hell, so if Artoria captured her abilities, or the abilities of one who had captured Ira, Hohenheim would have to notice her!

"Let's see, she's... Oh... Uh.. Wow... That's..." Artoria had difficulty functioning as her face turned red. While possessed of a form or two that did have red faces, this was not shapeshifting, but simply inexperience. Blinking and turning away, she felt woozy. ~Ooh.. That was.. I should calm down for a second.. So many cute girls.. But what if Ira was a raven, they look great when they're hateful... Oooh, and the one on top with some horns or antlers... Really show off that dominance, even if it doesn't make sense for a girl to have them..~ She utterly failed at calming down, and found herself dizzily stumbling through the portal, into a table, and then onto all fours on the floor, having loudly announced her presence to everyone.

"Uhh..." Artoria looked around at everyone ignominiously revealing her position, tail well and truly floofed up, still blushing like mad, which was visible now that the camouflage was down without her concentration. She suddenly recovered into a fighting stance, and she started saying things at top volume to try and recover, or something. "I'm Artoria! I like short skirts because they're comfy and they can flirt on and off with the Streisand effect! I'm scouting! What's your name? Let's fight!"

Artoria wants to battle!

@Lonewolf685

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@Lonewolf685 Eh, Artoria likes Lucille in the bits that remind her of Hoho, but she's got far too much rosy glasses for Hoho to fall for Lucille.

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@Lonewolf685 Oh? Were you thinking of actually making it a fight? I thought it'd just be a handwave "and then Artoria lost" so that there's no actual fighting going on to trigger TheWindel or other angels showing up.

It would be kinda hilarious if somehow, Artoria managed to win, and that would also skip the fight.

Artoria: Tada, I beat Hildr and have rescued Ira and Victoire!
Lucille: Wait, the fuck, really?
Artoria: Yup.
Lucille: Ok.. Where are they?
Artoria: *urp* Wait, you wanted them alive?

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@Lonewolf685 I was real excited for what I had planned for Artoria's pre-capture/kill/whatever dialogue. I might do it anyway, just have Artoria be an idiot.

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@Lonewolf685 Looks like we won't be doing it. Greg decided not to push Artoria through her scouting portal, so she has no real reason to show up other than unbridled hubris.

I'll just have her forget when the fight is supposed to be and sleep through it.

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@Mega Birb Wow, you don't want him to be a straight out asshole? Huh, I had him pegged all wrong.

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@TheWindel I eagerly await the clearing up of the confusion.

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@KoL Alright, let's be clear.

1. Will the consequences be worse than Artoria being out of the roleplay?
If so:
2. Are you gonna ban me over getting one of my characters killed?

If the answer to 1 is "no", then, oh no, I'm being threatened with my character being taken out of my control when what I'm trying to do is get a character out of my control. How horrifying. If the answer to 2 is "yes", uh... why?

All I'm trying to do is kill off one of my characters so I don't have to fight a battle I don't want to have to fight. And hey, I get to give Greg some time to shine while I do it. I don't see why this is so problematic.

@Mega Birb You should probably not go through the portal yourself. You seem to have plans for Greg.