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1 day ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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7 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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9 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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10 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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17 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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I may or may not do a champion of law, unless another god of interest arrives. I was considering a champion who seeks death from the death god. But is not granted this and instead must endure living in a state of torment as his attempts to kill himself through battles fail.
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I am confused about his and am hesitant to accept it because it looks like you are trying to have him be your god's champion which is against the rules.


Actually this can be easily fixed by switching him over to X's domain. That would be the Study of Magic, rather than the actual use of Magic.
We could just... Kill him and blame the human.
Not sure what to do. I'll wait for other two.
Roll a d20 to check for forest fire.
I wonder what sort of character should I make...
"Oh yes, they would require such a vehicle to make do with my stone tablets over a long distance." The Researcher seemed a bit woozy from being near the smithy. His water levels were adequate, but the heat did not help water allocations to keep his body at homeostatic conditions. The cold-blooded S'Augwin were unused to land temperatures and were slightly more active on Land due to the warmth of the air and thus required use of water to cool down their bodies to proper temperatures. He was relieved however when they left the smithy, tagging along with the group around the town.

"I may be able to remember the path I came from. However I am unsure of the exact details, trees are not commonly found underwater and hence I am unfamiliar with the local flora to have made an adequate mental map. And unfortunately I also did not have enough time to document the morphological difference between the flora hence I may have wandered in non-linear paths before I manage to stumble here." In short, R'lyeh was saying it would be very difficult to find the exact place he had been attacked, "Yet I had noted the relative frequency of having barren spots in such dense foliage is statically low, and as such perhaps if we can find at least once of these clearings we may find these humans and recover my tablets?"

"Or better yet, I should take this time to look for other creatures in those forests, the ones described by the humans. Although given my current condition, I may require a brief rest before I may be of any use during another serious encounter. What say we then?" Ah science, far more important gold or exp.

other Non pokeperson now has to post.
Well we'd need a pantheon of accepted gods first :P
Eevee needs to post.

Oh, what if you forget to feed your Eevee?

1) It gets a terrible sickness and evolves into Toxeon (poison type :D!)
2) It dies, you bury it and evolves into Bansheon (ghost type :D!)
3) It dies, you take it to PKMCTR and they evolve it into Geareon (steel type :D!)

Other evolutions:

Use too much stat-gaining items on your Eevee: Taureon evolution (imagine an centaur-eevee with extra buff arms and chest.) Fighting type.
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