The Grey Dust

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Hrm... Do I attempt to use magic and poison him?
Did you want to make a response for the boss to R'lyeh's request of his name? x3

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When do we get to make our arch-nemesis?

Maybe I'd do a slightly more insane Human Wizard?

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So it was done.
The churl had left.
There was your answer.

Bedivere smiled.
A grin not too wide.
But of a demon dreaming.

"It appears we have made a descion have we not? It is about time we formally declare a war against humanity and it seems we have a willing leader to rally us. Although for formalities should we begin the democratic process? Or do we skip straight to the politics? Therefore, given light of the circumstances, I hereby adjourn this meeting. Have a Good Evening."

And that was it. All that it took which sent the Vampires into a frenzy as they instantly divided themselves amongst allied lines. Three vampire groups leaving to their own corners of the world while two groups remained, having planned out their stratagems to kill each other from old blood rivalries. Time to cull the weak an dissentious as Bedivere withdrew his umbrella and tapped the length waiting for anyone to challenge him in his own castle.

"Try to keep the ashes to a minimum... There is no cleaning service here."

Mithias. Where did the boy run off to now?

Heavens Fall

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A Co-GM would be nice, but they would have to be someone who I would feel comfortable with sharing some of the plot lines with... Maybe @The Grey Dust if he wants to accept it. It would fit best with him having the god of secrets and knowing things that others don't.

@Master Crim

I would be honored, and promise to keep the plot on track :P

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bookmark.

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Hrm... Most troubling.

Fortunately I still managed to retain this dusty old thing... -reveals PLOT Armor-

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:T

Did they at least make a Vorpal +6 Longsword out of the remains?

or what about the fabled Mace +2 of Gygax?

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the Best weapon is the one which Bends Reality to your whim.

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And how for something completely different.
Somewhere in the multiverse, conflict was brooding.
Breeding perhaps, in the process of being bread.
Or any other form of delicious carbohydrates.
Regardless, the dialogue recorded in the fabric of space and time, the inner secrets of reality itself:
"Hey there, that's my stick. you Can't steal my stick from me." Said the Grey Wizard, who seemed to be arguing with another wizard.
"My stick is what I do, you have to find your own stick and use that as a literary device and comic relief."

Speaking of sticks, and other long wooden objects, R'Lyeh's spear was being swung at the most prominent goblin at the moment, using the length of the polearm to keep himself beyond reach hopefully. TO which, would hopefully discourage the would be thief given that his cronies were either bleeding out or have betrayed him. Although bosses like this tend to have potions and whatnot hidden up their sleeves, or perhaps a suppository, given their stick-up-the-rear air right now. Is this entire post going to be about sticks? Well if it was, it would be highly appropriate, because a post can be a stick in the ground. Although if one was a stick in the mud about it...

"Sorry about that My good Goblin sir, however it was a necessary evil and hopefully deter you from further antagonizing us. And while for the record I do not in any form condone killing intelligent beings, in the event I, err... We inadvertently and indirectly cause you death by massive physical trauma, I would like to at least know the name to which I can label your cadaver if I submit my samples to the Aug'Toor. Oh and possibly an medical conditions you would like to mention and studied?"

Ah yes, R'lyeh ever the dispassionate scientist. Not sure which was more scary: an angry ogre or a curious S'Augwin.

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Using the new mechanics:

My Roll: 12
Boss Roll: 9

Bashed in the head with a staff?

Damage roll: 2
So after some searching... 6 damage?