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20 hrs ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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6 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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8 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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9 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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17 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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Far Blue and distant,
The Cold Flames burn,
In the darkness of the Abyss.
The cosmic radiance,
Revealed at long last,
As foretold by Eons past.
A herald of the beginning,
Or a bringer of the end?

“I see a new Star appear in the depth of the heavens. Its brilliance blinds me! The colours are wrapt in a pale blue light, an omen of things to come. I see it shining at us, at long last its light has reached us. I see it over…”

“Is this what you see? I hear the whispers of the cosmos, this star will mark a new age of champions… The Gods are with us.”

“…”

The Three Oracles announced in their chamber. In the Grand Sanctum of the Order of the White Moth, the Triad of Oracles dwelled amidst the guardians of universal secrets. The most attuned of all mortals to the fickle whims of fate, they gave prophesies to be recorded by the Monks and organized into great libraries. A few times did they hold audience to Kings and Sorcerers, People chosen by the gods, and even a General commanding his armies, but hid themselves away inside a box such that none may see them. They had given themselves up to the art of Divination, to scry into the tides of fate, and in exchange for such power, gave up some of themselves in tribute to the God of Secrets.

The first was deaf, and only could see the prophetic visions and describe what he saw.
The second was blind, and only listen to the whispers of the world and she would announce the will of the gods.
But the third, was mute, and knew the truth of both vision and mandate, and kept it secret.
This was the way it was, as X had made it such that mortals knew not the truth of the future.
There are no guarantees save for the existence of uncertainty…

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The Oracles were not the only ones to see the new star appear in the night sky. Lesser seers and anyone with an interest in the heavens would have found its light reaching down at last. Rumors of a new search for champions circulated through the community. The dawn of a new age they said as great men arrived outside of the Grand sanctum to receive the word in truth. Who was it that was chosen? Who amongst them would become a champion?

By the high path of the noon sun, the crowd had gathered. Altars dedicated to the gods laid with offerings, foolish mortals thinking that fate could be bribed. Food and sport surrounded the remote temple grounds as the ever stoic White Moths kept the populace outside of the walls. Who shall the gods find worthy of representing them here upon this realm?

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And within the dark realms and bright heavens, the Gods themselves converged in conclave. Off their thrones would they greet each other, making conversation between what choice of offerings the mortals gave and comparing them to other offerings. It was merely a farce for them, but more pressingly was the arrival of X who drifted into the realm from his secret residence. It was X who called them here, with a whisper of things to come and the need for champions. Few dared to question the cryptic messages of the God of Secrets, what knowledge had he that they of omniscience did not know? Knowledge was power beyond the gods it would see.

With a finger to his lips he spoke not.
With a gesture of his hand he bid them watch.
A challenge or test perhaps to pick out their champions.
Fate would bind them all, Gods and Man twisted together by the twinkle of the new Star.
A new page.
I should have a post by afternoon.
Drafting up some ideas now.
Posted what?
I can't remember that you posted anything frankly.

I wonder what spell to have R'Lyeh learn next...
Yay for Damage.

R'Lyeh's not very helpful when it comes to DPS.
Your choice. I can either do 1 damage or O damage :P

Also for future battles, I'd suggest instead of having difficult roll bonuses, why not have the boss use a potion or something? Maybe he has an ability to call down allies and until we take care of his goons he gets a free pass?
"This would be a most excellent time to mention I have healing capabilities. As any student of the biological arts should in order to restore and mend slightly erroneous cuts."

"The Name's Muddyfoot fishman, you better tell your friend to lay off or else I'll cut you.

"Well now that is in no way proper behavior. Foul mouth creature, I will not attend to your wounds until your regard us as not your enemies. Oh and perhaps help us find some pesky humans? I will even throw in some healing for your friend there who is bleeding rather profusely. I'd imagine by the amount of blood loss he has sustained he is on the cusp of requiring medical attention. Stable, but rather vulnerable to an outright coup-de-gras which I am certain either of my friends can deliver."

The exchange was comical, as if R'Lyeh found this an appropriate time to make commentaries on his abilities. Offering to heal the enemy as a bargaining chip.

"I never liked him anyways."

"Well, that is no way to talk of your allies."

"He can rot for all I care."

Another firm smack with the shaft of his spear quickly swung in there between replies.

"Well then, I suppose you can lie with him."

For a researcher, he was getting the hang of this quite well.
I tend to roll for enemies first.
Because if they roll high, there's no reason for me to roll if I can't hit :P

Damage roll: 1 + 4.5 = 5.
Can I do a Int Roll to stabilize the goblin at zero health?

Also, enemy roll: 11
My roll: 18.
"Muddyfoot."
sure. Maybe. I'd give him a good stern talking to.
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