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13 hrs ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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6 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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8 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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9 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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16 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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oh there's still wraith. floating around.

What sort of God to make now...

I'm thinking a god of Kings and Rebels.

The God of Control. The Liberating Tyrant, who imposes and disposes. Representative of oppression and liberation.

With a scepter those in his favour will gain kingdoms vast and large, all shall kneel and obey the one who bears the Sceptre of the Old Kings.

But with the Kingslayer, a dagger which may only draw royal blood... The favoured are hunted by the favoured...
Is Ryleh playing the creepy scientist bit too well?
"Ah right, sorry, new experiences. Allow me to tend to your wounds, you wouldn't mind if I examine the exposed anatomy and make the proper mental notes before my magic seals them up would you? Such fascinating insights into terrestrials...No? Very well then, perhaps some other time." R'Lyeh was morally ambiguous, it seems the pursuit of greater understanding transcended cultural norms. Even for S'Augwin standards. Then again, his friends were not quite S'Augwin and thus were subject to study.

"So given the nature of the potion, I had tested on local animalcules mind you in micro-scale amounts. Now before I go into greater detail about the experimental set up and rationalizations, I'll skip my methods in favour of presenting the results. From a data point of 12 insubstantial creatures, arthropods common to the area I assume, the potion is of a polymorphic origin. That is to say appropriate scaling of dosing has created matter beyond the normal form, albeit unable to maintain the new form for very long. The polymorph lasted about 10 seconds given the minuscule amounts of potion I had tested with."

And from there, R'lyeh took a swig of water, examining the injured and injuries sustained in battle.

"All that being said, the potency of this alchemic mixture is evident and, appears to trend to polymorphize the test subjects into larger reptilian creatures. And as for our loot, I shall take this time to study the undead corpses here while we recuperate. Would you care for some internal organs or viscera? A Necromancer's touch should preserve the body from advance necrosis for a decent amount of time." The fish was all too excited, and had already began to cut into one of the fallen zombies.
Something about the potion seems to have something to do with reptiles.
Something about the potion seems to have something to do with immense power.
Wait... So if your party is composed of a small mob of townspeople... do they each get 2 exp per kill? <_<

can the undead... truly die?

Also, should we kill backstabs? it seems like she's going to hog all the exp...
Any resolutions on who is still around?
"You know, according to the laws I had mentioned earlier. Given our party has expanded by 50%, I'd imagine the odds are not in our favour at all given the allocation values. Wait did I explain this theory to the party yet or was that that an internal thought I had before we met? Odd, I could have sworn I explained it all out as to why the attacks of the Magi managed to dispatch the enemies in a single stroke and the last melee attempt would seem to have failed against the creature." Get on with fish. Seriously, sometimes one could just get so tired of hearing his scholarly commentaries in the middle of battle that one could mount him on a wall as some kitsch art deco?

"Don't worry, the odds should be in my favour now." Another Poke with a spear to pretentiously aggravate the zombie a bit more. "Be happy now, you are going to be examined very soon by me. Your death and undeath will be a fantastic opportunity to study the nature of necromancy in respect to biological functions. You know necromancy is banned in good S'Augwin social circles. How about in Kobold circles Wasskal?"
Bedivere: "I like to walk sometimes. No need to ruin a perfectly good entrance."
Roll for me: 17
Roll for Zombie: 19

adding the 50% mod I should hit.

so 1d6 damage.

Damage Roll: 6 + 7/2 = 9 - 6 = 3

zombie 7?
or get distracted by a peculiar patch of grass.

I'll have him attack.
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