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21 min ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
6 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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8 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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9 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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16 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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Oh. So she's got one of them Dresses of PLOT armor+6 on. Darn :I
Then just take the dress off her?
Sure he might get slapped for disrobing her, but it's not like she's a trained monk who can do massive unarmed damage.
Simple solutions :P
Done. Um, R'lyeh's got block of text speech down. And may or may not be kidding about the vivisection part.
Well. That was a rather fun battle, despite the minor injuries, validating his theory was a wonderful experience and something he'd have to write about later. Perhaps a small sampling of these remains would work well as he already began to scoop up some of the grey dust the zombies turned into a small vial. Now that the scientific inquiry was sated, perhaps it was time to take a gander at the treasure, for surely the dead had no need for their ramshackle gear now. Although that the flying bird had already seemed to nab a wand of sorts, the S'augwin preferred to see if the treasure itself held clues as to what is going on here. Or perhaps some sort of necromantic artifact. No, just a small bag of holding a he quickly identified, having used several of these himself for expeditions, although they had been looted during his scuffle with humans. And 5 Bronze pieces. Not much of a treasure, probably disturbed across the community to which he left the coppers behind. Well tin and coppers really.

"As an adventuring party, the rest of us seem a bit under focused here, why worry about the dead and something which is clearly not an imminent threat. The goblin really ought to stop crying over the dead and the past, it's not like they can be brought back after all. Well, they were I suppose, but after this state of dust I highly doubt a necromancer can resurrect them again once more unless they were quite the skilled magus who would have had to have some training in advance multispecies anatomy. To reorganize these assorted dead cell particles into complete tissues would be a nearly impossible task. As for the human, given that she, yes I can discern human genders mind you all, is behind a ward, I highly doubt she is of threat to us. And if there is something generating this impass, it is either originating from her or she is a prisoner trapped by it to which she is of no threat. If sourced from her, we can simply wait while the barrier either fades, or she lacks the energy to sustain herself. Of which sounds like a wonderful idea right now as I could use a short break to replenish my magical energies... Oh and if she is a threat, and has acquired a similar condition to these zombies, a simple healing spell should work against her. Or if she is a living human being, perhaps It will heal her injuries at which we are free to interrogate her and quite possibly vivisect her for a closer study of effects of necromanctic energies due to her possible exposure?"

I loot the bag of holding and shove various samples down the bag.
Very well then. I attempt to search in the treasure, there are probably no traps given the statements of the earlier goblins/humans. Given that the zombies had already turned to dust to which Riley demonstrates his pleasure in being able to collect dry samples to be sent back. Oh and he will probably offer to examine the human behind the shield for necrotic conditions similar to what he observed after a quick rest to replenish his Mana stores and cast heal upon the human which if she is partly zombified kill her.
Sorry I've got about 6 more days until I'm back. Um... you've been doing a great job covering me so far although as long as I do not require dice I can do make a quick post here. Err, what exactly do you need me to post?
Oooh a hobby shop. Do you sell a fine selection of Tea Pots? I collect them... That's a healthy hobby right? -Manic grin-
8 more days folks... Then I return in a blaze of glory. Hopefully not because I suppose I really don't want the plane going down in flames. Flaming planes are generally best to be avoided.
Argh. @master Crim we ate all waiting on you lol.

Quickly someone think of a subplot!
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