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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Fallenreaper said
Then behave about the fleshing mating and I'll take it back.


Does excessive drinking and keeping to myself count as behaving? Because I'm down for that.
Freeshooter92 said
So I've got this crate of surplus virgins, what should I do again?


You should uh...leave 'em with your good buddy Tree. For protection, of course. Virgins need some strong wood to protect them. And if they're male virgins, WELL I'LL FINALLY HAVE FRIENDS SO I WIN EITHER WAY!
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Freeshooter92 said
Bitter, are you?

More bitter than raw cocao.
Fallenreaper said
Then stop acting like one. :p

...Acting like a flower? HOW DARE YOU SCARY LADY!
Rtron said
True. But at least they don't just drop their seed down wherever it pleases them.

Hey. Hey. Hey. I only did that once, and Jebediah Ramses Tree was the best son I ever had. And then Lucius demanded I sacrifice him so I did. He was also the ONLY son I ever had, so it isn't a fair comparison.
Fallenreaper said
At least I don't spread myself to every flower that opens herself up for it, so hush! :p


HEY, I DON'T AFFILIATE WITH THOSE SLUTS!
FLOWERS FORNICATE WITH EVERYTHING. EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING. YOU EVER WAKE UP COVERED IN YOUR ASSHOLE CARNATION BUSH NEIGHBOR'S POLLEN? NO. YOU DON'T. THE BEES ARE TO BLAME TOO, ASSHOLES SPREADING POLLEN AROUND LIKE A SPERM BANK. YOU LIVE IN MY BRANCHES, YOU PLAY BY MY RULES YOU BUMBBLEFUCKS!

Oh god, the fleshlings are mating again, aren't they?
Fallenreaper said
It is when you bring it into the OOC and start scaring the PCs! :P


Rtron said
They should be afraid! They should be very afraid! IF THEY DO NOT SACRIFICE VIRGINS TO THE FLAMES, LUCIUS, THE SERVANT OF DARKNESS, WILL RAPE AND CONSUME THEM, BEFORE MY GODLY WRATH CAN STOP HIM!

I-I ain't a feared of nothin'!
Not even Lucius' bathroom.

;~;
Rtron said
I love the Baron. So much.

Everybody does, he's your favorite pimp's pimp! Not to mention, dude's fucking unkillable. Got sucked into a jet-turbine and just toughed it out and came back the next level to introduce the Money Shot.
Freeshooter92 said
DON'T LET THE FLY FACE FOOL YA, MATTER FACT IT'S BOUT TIME DAT I SCHOOL YA.


You have a Tree on the ship Cap'n!
Tarkus gave a rather audible yawn as he walked away from the showers. He'd gotten dressed in the changing room off to the side of the showers, now wearing a brown vest over his red short-sleeve short. Wearing the same blue pants he'd worn yesterday, he shambled through the torrent of bubbles that was now present in the entrance to the showers, some of the bubbles clung to him as he walked through, though he tiredly brushed them off as some started to pop on their own. He'd already had Cadeyrn magnetized to his harness, Zoll exactly where it had been before, much to his dismay. He noticed people looking at him funny wearing a gauntlet into the shower, but it wasn't like he could do anything about it anyway.

He had a satchel around his waist, the pouch filled with various rounds for Cadeyrn, he opted only to bring the essentials, Red, Yellow, and Blue Dust rounds, everything else he had was situational at best with how Panzerfaust functioned now. He heard Morella call his name, likely expecting him to have still been in the showers. Approaching her, he let out another yawn before saying: "Sorry, about that, someone flooded the showers with bubbles. I'm ready to roll when you are...What do you think this test is gonna be anyway?" He said as he began stretching, placing his right arm on the back of his shoulder and pulling the elbow to the left, leaning with the motion.
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