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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Sketchy Merchant


The man turned to Arthur, his eyes turned a soft green as he gleefully exclaimed: "YES! A STRAPPING MAN TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE! FOR SUCH A HANDSOME MAP, I WOULD HAVE YOU PAY...hhnghnnhhnnnn" the merchant muttered the last bit, actually writing on his own cloak a hefty number of zeros. As in...a googlplex. "HIGHEST BIDDER TAKES IT, UNLESS YOU WISH TO PAY THIS MUCH!" he exclaims once more, proudly showing the HEAPING number of zeroes...and like, one three near the middle, then a one at the end. Needless to say, the merchant was a bit off his rocker in terms of pricing.

Rook


Rook yeeped as he heard the loud banging and yelling, nearly falling over on his back as he turned to his side. Oh, it was just Hargh. Just before Rook was thinking of a way to ask him to stop...he had a customer! Seemed like someone had seen the two charity cases at the stand and couldn't help but buy a cabbage from Rook, and drop a few coins for Hargh. Turning to the little guy, Rook grinned and said: "Good job! Keep doing that, and I'll let you have some of these!" he said, holding up a large sack of potatoes. Hey, charity business was better than no business.

Thinking of joining, not quite sure yet.


Join in if you want, we're still in need of enough people to form a proper adventure squad.
Jawa merchant got the map yo. Sorry I didn't get the first post up sooner. As an apology...
Just Another Day In Fireside...


Ah, Fireside. The little town on the cliff side. This, my friends, is where our story begins. Well, technically, it doesn't, but really, you've all heard the tales of the heroes Vito, Wilhelm, and their successors Ken and Mik. But, the thought of the treasure that the four had sought has been on the minds of everyone, as no one has ever claimed it. Nobody even knows if it exists, save the bold adventurers who claim it to be.

But none of that is important for the moment, as the new day breaks and the marketplace springs to life, the usual hustle and bustle of the town sweeping the dreariness of the shoppers away as they buy their daily necessities. But, today...there is a stranger merchant amongst the crowd. A man shrouded in a cloak that'd probably look better wrapping a bunch of potatoes together. His face was shrouded completely from view under his hood, save for the pale glowing blue eyes that seemed devoid of any pupil or scilera, just one large blue iris. Shouting and holding up a map that seems to be held together only by duct tape, the man waves it about as if he were a preacher.

[b]"YES IT IS INDEED I SWEAR! THE GENUINE TREASURE OF HEROES, THE HORDE OF CHAMPIONS, THE...THE THING OF THINGS! THE MAP OF THE GREAT HEROES KEN AND MIK! ONE OF A KIND AND KIND OF A ONE FOLKS! FOR TODAY ONLY AND FOREVER, I'LL PART WITH THE MAP TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER! WILDEST RICHES, GLORIOUS TREASURE! COME, COME, THERE'S MORE TO THIS MAP THAN MEETS THE EYE!" he projects, loud enough to be heard all throughout the marketplace.

Rook the Farmer


Struggling to carry the heavy load of his meager crop in the wheelbarrel behind him, Rook walked with his trusty farming plow in his hands, eager to sell his goods and get back to plowing for the next harvest. By hand. Not the richest little guy in the village by a long shot, he sweated and groaned as he pulled his cart to his ring-ding stall and simply watched the strange man from afar, daydreaming of what glory the map could lead to. If only he wasn't so poor...and spineless...and afraid of spiders. He was pretty sure a passing adventurer mentioned spiders as big as an anvil to him. The thought of that sent a shiver up his spine, and drove him to fearfully remove his hat, patting it down and looking inside it.

"Safe." he said to himself contently, donning his cap again and threading his fingers together, waiting for anybody to buy his local produce.

<Snipped quote by The Irish Tree>

Why'd you post your character in the OOC? You're the GM, just post him in the Character tab.



You can't fuggin stop me, now can ya Guess?


Took longer than I planned to decide on what my character would be...I'll start up the IC tomorrow. Y'all put your adventuring hats on, cause we aren't coming back to Fireside for a WHILE after this little escapade starts.
KITTY SENPAI ITS MEEEH ALICEZARU DX


...Wait...why DID you make a new account?
Is anyone alive?
. - . I wish we could restart...to fix thiings Dx ( If not...I'll just create a new character to, etc. XD )


We're all very much alive (except Jakeozzy) and well, but uh, we're kinda having trouble getting the ball rolling.
Torie needs this job to make his money pool dagnabit!
Someone will need to drag Izzy back to base, since she'll still be dead for a while.

Also woooo, we didn't wipe. gg ez.


And all we lost was one life, one job, one temporary life, and two robot legs.

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