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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Freeshooter92 said
GET IN HERE.


NAY SAYS I!

Nah, but seriously doe, I'll try and get a CS up by tomorrow. Feel like shit today.

Someone call for a tree?
Your name sickens me. You racist. (also are faunus allowed?)
*starts hitting the thread with a tree trunk*
Kaldis was still bewildered by all the new people in the guild...did they really get this many new applicants in just a day? He was glad that they'd have some more hands around, at least, because if jobs like THAT were going to be the norm, he'd prefer to have more people around to do them with. Naturally, he'd prefer if everything were easy, but hey, gotta make money to buy apples. He was slightly unnerved by the guy with the talking raccoons for a buddy asking to touch his antlers, he'd never really trusted anybody after a few people tried to yank them off as if they were fake, and he barely knew anything about the guy, aside from that his name was Sam. Facing the man, he tried to guess what kind of mage he was from looking at him...but then he realized he didn't know jack about other magic types. Sighing a bit while nervously rubbing the area on his head around the antler's emerging point, he replied to Sam with: "U-uh, sorry, I have to say n-no. But if you do need to know, they f-feel like real antlers." before taking a seat in a chair.

When he heard about all the things he'd slept through from the tall (and really scary) new guy, who started eating ice like it was a treat. Kaldis nearly feel back in his seat, and quickly steadied himself before thinking: "...Th-there's just no way I slept that deeply...did I?" while scratching his head.
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Looks good dude. I just can't believe how far down the list I made myself. I'm cool with that, but that means I need a kickass plot and villian. Okay... I can do this! I CAN DO THIS!!!


Or just do this.
"...Zzzzzz....zzzzzzzz" was the only sound to escape Kaldis ever since he'd lost consciousness in the wagon, sleep held a much tighter grip on him than most, to the point where he'd only turned slightly in his sleep when he'd heard the horrible screeching noise coming from somewhere...but that didn't matter, now was nap time. He felt some sort of heat pass over his head after he felt like he'd been flung like a ragdoll, but that didn't matter, now was nap time. He heard some familiar and unfamiliar voices around him, and felt his body be placed on something hard and flat...he recognized this feeling, even in his sleep. He built that table. But that didn't matter, now was- "Hey, wake up. Things are getting interesting, you don't want to miss out." Kaldis' eyes opened slowly, and rather regrettably stayed open; he didn't know why, but he absolutely hated when he was woken up...then again he didn't mind as much seeing as he'd managed to fall asleep in the middle of the day and...somehow wind up on a table back at the guild.

What really opened his eyes was when he saw all the unfamiliar people inside of the guild hall. Carefully rising and getting off the table, he stretched quietly as he looked at all the unfamiliar faces in the guild, including the man who'd woken him. Realizing that it would be rude to not at least acknowledge the guy for doing him a favor, Kaldis turned to him and gave a small bow before saying: "U-um, thanks for getting me up, but..." He rose from the bow and looked over all the new people, apparently they now had a raccoon, and a guy who was even bigger than Orin! "But...who are you guys exactly? "
Hillbilly12 said
Top hats are for storing your rabbit and classiness. Your beer hat's practicality is invalid. It merely contributes to a nation of lazy drunkards being lazy drunkards.


You know what I use to store my rabbit?

NOTHING! BECAUSE IT DIED OF TERMINAL STOMACH CANCER!
CirusArvennicus said
I like Indiana Jones's hat.And beer hats are for lazy alcoholics. = 3=



Well jokes on you, my hat can get me DRUNK!
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Like this?(go to 0:56)


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