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Calaphindë




He squinted at the listings just as the Lamia pulled them down. If he'd even noticed that another person who come up next to him while they were perusing the board, he certainly didn't show it. "Beef hearts seems a bit large for a house pet," he disagreed. Not that he'd had much interaction with the larger griffins, but the sort that could really be described as a "house pet," the Least Griffins, were cat-sized. An entire cow's heart would be half of one's weight.

Not to mention, a nobleman looking for a 'beloved griffin stallion' probably wouldn't have left out pertinent information like it being a miniature.

One ear twitched as he heard the Hundi at the table nearby talking again. Another one about griffins?

He stepped over, looking over the shoulders of those that had congregated around the diminutive woman that had yanked multiple of the listings off the board. "Ah, thank you," he said to none of them in particular, one hand shooting out and scooping up the request from the farmer with cows going missing before returning to the Lamia, Dark Elf, and...tall human.

"Sightings south of Venne, cattle being attacked by a griffin south of the capital...Beasts that are notoriously difficult to tame and even that only really applies to those they trust. Do any of you know a good way to trap one?"
Esben Mathiassen




"But of course, we should be so put upon," Esben muttered, drawing up close to Izayoi, Galahad, and Éliane himself. "I don't know what good either myself or Éliane will do here—if I recognize him right, he outranks both of us, and is in a good enough position that he won't have any real fear of retribution from our superiors for making our lives difficult. Unless his father decides to abandon him, but that's...unlikely."

He glanced sidelong at Éliane for a moment. "Let's try not to antagonize him, could we? Or if we do, at least make whatever happens to him look like it was an accident so that Kayliss and Baramoux have less to try and cover up after. And less hassle for our own families when his goes on the war path."




Wulfric Demet




"Ah, did one of them give you the attitude adjustment that left your nose a little crooked?" The taller man next to the angry Skaeller nobleman kept his tone light and polite, standing as relaxed as could be despite the tension in the situation. Just as the party riding up had heard him laughing, his face still had an easy grin, no matter how annoyed he might actually be feeling. Something that only Rudolf could guess at, most likely.

Wulfric scanned over the assorted Kirins as he talk, giving the erstwhile-Shilage-cum-Sagramori a long look and a slow nod, before his full attention fell on the exceedingly-agitated bellowing blond he was looking down on. "It is shameful it didn't work, of course, but they can hardly be faulted for that, can they? These things do take some mutual effort, old boy. Self-reflection, you know? Internal, not the sort you get staring at one of these after you've done too much polishing."

Callused knuckles rapped on the shorter nobleman's shining breastplate, before resting there lightly. Not yet reaching to grab at the edge of it, yet, but making it plainly clear how highly Wulfric Demet rated his opposition's bluster.

"Really, though, I think it's you who doesn't know who he's talking to, my dear Comté d'Artoé. Chèrle, right? Coulos's son? Why, not only that, but I daresay I know more about what you're supposed to be doing than you do." He grinned, patting the man's back with his other hand and turning to the rest of the those standing opposite his own posse, raising his voice without any apparent effort so that they could hear as clearly as when their own leader was bellowing at him. "There's no would about it, I'm afraid. I will bar your passage, Artoé, unless you and your band submit to my lawful authority, hand over your weapons, and we escort you all back to meet with Earl Demet and then he can send you on your merry way after making sure you aren't going to cause any trouble. Otherwise, we can escort you back to Caerdaran, and let you hop on a boat and find some other place to go make yourselves a nuisance."

The son of Earl Demet was well named, it would seem, for the wolf-like way his grin had changed as he looked back down at the hopefully-chagrined Chèrle d'Artoé, leaning in close to the man's ear. "Choose wisely, good man. Don't go thinking you have a third option to try and play around with, hmm? It's been so dreadfully boring ranging out here, but I am trying to work on my patience, you know. I'd hate to have somebody go and ruin that for me."
Esben Mathiassen




As Esben had been finding out since earlier that morning, even a week under the combined ministrations of Miina and the Brightlam Cathedral's healers was barely enough to feel up to doing much of anything after the battering he'd taken. Even if it wasn't debilitatingly so, he was still sore all over, and still had to remind himself that he could afford to breathe fully and deeply now. After having to get up early, finish sorting out his things, and then make his way through the tree-top city back to the cathedral, he was already aching. On top of that, the exhaustion that had kept him sleeping so well with his wounds had long since run out.

Were it not for the miniature galette he'd been given for his breakfast helping to brighten his mood, he might have let the growing frustration with everything in Drana Asnaeu get the better of him. Neve taking the place of one of the other Grovemasters was unsurprising, even if he was glad that it came about naturally rather than the Kirins installing her in the position. Eve fully parting ways was just as expected. Likely for the best, as he'd said to Izayoi; anything else that could be said regarding it wasn't worth the air it would take, given how set the decision was.

So his focus would be purely business, then.

"Skael should prove more of an opportunity for us to rest, recover, and resupply," he said after swallowing his last bite. "Not to mention that Éliane and I have quite a bit to report on regarding what has happened here, and it would be far easier to do that in person. Edren's crystal ought to be...doubly secure, by this point. Unless anyone should have a particular objection, the main question will be what route we take. Passing through Lunaris and the Earl Demet's lands seems to be the frontrunner there."
Calaphindë




Quillë's attention was, perhaps unfortunately for the Lamia that was trying to draw her closer and closer in, was quickly divided as another elf stepped into the middle between them, heedless of any conversation that may or may not have been happening between them. In just the last moment before the pair had been entirely pulled together, in fact, finding himself almost immediately squished between the two of them. To his credit, he looked surprised, as he set some books down on the bar and turned towards the pair he was now stuck between rather than calling out to the bartender.

"Eh? A dark elf?" He frowned, furrowing his brow at the one to his right. "How'd you get so tall?" Perhaps not the average question to ask of her sort, compared to the more usual sort like "what are you doing topside" or similar. "I'd think that would be difficult where you're from, not to mention—oh, my!"

He turned to the left, seemingly only just noticing Hyseleia. "I didn't step on your tail, did I? I—good heavens, lady, what are you eating? At least get some liver in there. You'll spoil yourself rotten if all you eat is muscle, you know." Just as quickly as he'd lost track of whatever he was going to order at the bar, he lost track of Quillë, instead taking issue with the Lamia's order of choice. Very nearly obligate carnivores, they were, that meant that they had to get a lot of organ meats and such to keep a full and balanced diet. "You're not picky, are you? I'm sure I have some recipes that would help you make things like that more palatable if you are. We can't have someone getting scurvy while we're out on an assignment, you know."
Esben Mathiassen and Ranbu no Izayoi




He stared at the ceiling, hands folded over his chest.

Two days since they’d fought Reisa and helped fend off the Valheimer invasion of Drana Asnaeu. Two days since they’d infiltrated the city, had their names cleared, purified the crystal of water...three days since Ramuh had etched his own sigil into the journal that lay on the nightstand next to the bed. About a fortnight, then, since he and Izayoi had first run into Eos and Selene while they were en-route to the poisoned meeting with Leviathan.

Just the day before they had finally passed the three week mark from when they first landed and got accosted by the guards at the docks.

And like the night before that, he was once again wrapped in a blanket, lying down, aching, unmoving, staring upwards. Now with nothing but his thoughts to keep him company, and the occasional check-in from someone else to see that he was at least healing well, even though the white mages of Brightlam couldn’t afford to do much more than speed him along a little bit and make sure he wasn’t at any imminent risk of death.

The boredom was interminable. For a man like Esben, to be stuck without some sort of mental stimulation was as good as torture...especially when he was still trying to keep from thinking about various other revelations that had come to him within the last week. He’d taken to listening for feet outside the door, trying to recognize the tread of anybody coming his way. There was one initiate within the cathedral that was sent to check on him somewhat regularly that he’d come to recognize, but no-one else was consistent enough, and nobody that he knew previously had come by while he was awake.

Yet.

Certainly, there were few within Brightlam that could match the footsteps he just heard, especially as they came to a crisp stop at his door. Her hand should be at the knob within a breath more, and—

”Izayoi. They told me you decided to chase Reisa down to the ground this time.”

”Che,” Came the annoyed huff from beyond the door. The knob turned, and Izayoi stepped inside, a cloth-covered bundle proffered in one hand.

”They said you were finally awake. I took the liberty of preparing something more substantial than what they’re likely serving you in here.” She left the food sack down on the nightstand next to Esben’s bed.

”The deed is done, aye. Reisa lies dead, and my family and home are now avenged.” While she didn’t smile, Izayoi seemed far more at peace than Esben would likely have ever seen her, her burden lifted at last.

”Regardless, eat when you have the opportunity. You’ll need to replenish your strength, and unlike Chisato, you’ve the good sense to know the importance of feeding yourself. Blasted girl.”

”She takes direction well, at least. So long as she doesn't have the opportunity to not do what she's told, she'll do it without complaint.” With a grimace, he pushed himself back and up so that he was at least sitting to face Izayoi. ”Although she may just be waiting for me to feel better before trying to yell at me.”

He would've reached for the sack of food immediately, if it weren't for how changing position made him start to feel like he'd been nearly-crushed all over again. Another day, maybe, and the minor magical ministrations he was receiving might at least be enough that he could be a little more active, but for now, he was already having to breathe shallowly just to keep from agitating everything further.

Infuriating.

”I do hope that's not something I have to worry about from you as well, here—glad as I am that I didn't need to try and hold you back this time. What's on my menu here?”

”Poison.” Izayoi replied glibly, folding her arms. ”I’d thought to have you removed before you could irritate me further while within your home territory. Though clearly, I could dangle it before your head and you’d kill yourself attempting to reach it at this point.”

”But no, I prepared ginger boar. With bread, unfortunately. The cost of imported rice in these markets would be an irresponsible waste of our finances.” A brief grumble under her breath about the impracticalities of living among the damned trees.

”Regardless, I came to ask if you intend to convince the remainder of the group to set out for Skael next. For one, I hold no eagerness to stay in Edren longer than I have to, even if by all rights, the idiot boy sitting on Edren’s throne owes us that ten million gil that was promised.”

Esben stared blankly at the sack for a moment. ”Ah. Now that you’ve got a little ninja in tow, you can get rid of me, yes? I can’t gainsay the pragmatism, I suppose...” He coughed, before reaching hungrily over to the sack. ”I don’t imagine it’ll take much convincing. Rudi is already on board, though he wants to visit the Demet lands on the way. Éliane’s choice on the matter should be obvious, and the both of us have things to take care of there beyond this mission. By the time we swing back north, Leonhart should have the funds ready and waiting for us.”

By the gods, she was right that he needed something more than thin soup while lying around.

”If you’ve no objections, then Chisato likely won’t have any. Miina shouldn’t be any issue unless we find some sign that her brother went the opposite way—which leaves Galahad as the only one that may need any convincing at all. If he objects, should we actually try convincing him, bribe him, or just overrule him, do you think?” He drew his legs in, making some space at the end of the bed. ”Take a seat, I won’t have the only one of you all to come check on me be standing there the whole time.”

Upon seeing Esben strain himself once more, Izayoi made an exasperated noise and simply picked up the food sack to place down within arm’s reach of the blonde, remaining standing.

”Demet? I confess, the name is unfamiliar to me. An Edreni southerner, then? I was under the impression the boy’s family was of Midgari stock.” Her lips pursed at the thought of remaining within Edren that much longer.

”Regardless, I have little room to vocalize my complaint. Though I doubt it was intended, you and the boy nearly died to aid my assault on Reisa. As for Galahad, I doubt he would object. No more strenuously than I would, anyhow. Returning to Edren now would raise personal questions regarding his family’s affairs. Anything further is his business to clarify, not mine.”

”You’re under the right impression, mostly. The way Rudolf puts it, though, the Earl Demet should have some useful resources for us, and if his views are anything like Rudolf’s, I imagine he won’t share so many of his countrymen’s prejudices. I don’t know much off the top of my head how any of that would relate to Galahad’s family, barring the obvious of the nobility all knowing each other, but since we’re going to be far from Midgar, it shouldn’t be too difficult.”

He drew out the packed lunch—was it lunch? He wasn’t really certain what time it actually was anymore—that Izayoi had made, though he could understand her frustration almost immediately looking at it. Shogayaki atop bread looked almost comical. Before he started to dig into it, though, he looked back up. ”I really would rather you sit, you know. It’s the one thing I can insist on right now to try and pretend I’m a good and grateful host!”

”Don’t be ridiculous.” Izayoi rolled her eyes. ”To expect a half-dead man to be a decent host in a hospice bed would be churlish. Sit back and eat.”

While Esben did so, Izayoi looked around the sickroom, politely refraining from watching him eat. ”Tell me of Skael. Outside of this journey and the war, I have never left Osprey’s borders, and tales of the southern frostlands are few and far between. Is it true your folk ride steel carriages instead of chocobos?”

Esben grimaced again at her phrasing. ”Hospice makes it sound like I’m actively dying,” he muttered, poking at his food. ”Cars, you mean? They’re not that common. Mostly toys for the wealthy, though not quite so scarce as in Edren.”

The idea of any of the party going for a drive was a comical one, except maybe for Galahad. Even Éliane didn’t seem the type that would be a good fit with such a ride, although she at least should be somewhat used to them. ”Assuming it isn’t too icy, though, you all might get the chance to ride in one. It’s nicer than just braving the cold. Otherwise, we might even see Elly turn quiet on us.” Something about his tone suggested that he didn’t really expect that.

He paused, hand half raised towards another bite before he let it drift back down to his side. Sitting around, injured, getting asked about Skael—just as he’d been thinking before Izayoi came in, it was remarkably similar, and yet remarkably different from the exact same events of mere weeks prior. Something to match the location, at least.

”You know, I’m not sure how old Eve is, but I’m sure she’s closer to you than to me. Who could it be next time, coming in to check on me after a bad fight and asking me about home? I doubt Elly would be so curious about my home, and Miina and Chisato are both younger than I am. I don’t think the hat trick is in the odds for me.”

Izayoi raised an eyebrow at the apparent nonsequitur, but let it slide. Esben seemed lucid enough, so it likely wasn’t delirium. She’d humor the shift in topic.

”You do understand not to ask a woman her age, correct?” She sighed, folding her arms. ”Regardless, ‘tis a shame that she’ll likely not be traveling with us once more. I’d raised the question with Cid, and all he would state is that she has distance left to go in terms of communing with the Dreadwyrm.”

”It’s for the best, I’m sure. I don’t know that any of us would really be up to...containing her, should it prove necessary.” Not to mention that he could think of a number of scenarios where it would prove necessary. He leaned back against the wall, letting out a sigh.

Healing was tiring work.

”Well, at least I’m not having to answer for getting myself hurt with her gone, although I’m not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing. Or are some of you more concerned with that than I thought?”

She stared at Esben as if she thought he was an idiot.

”You are laid up in a hospice ward. Half your bones ought to have been broken, by all accounts. And you assume there was to be less concern?” She palmed her face, sighing.

”Had we the luxury of time, I would learn white magics if I could at this point, solely to take some of the burden off of Miina.”

Esben smirked as Izayoi finished out her exasperated little rant. ”You are a fountain of warmth, Izayoi. As perceptive as an eagle, too, to be certain.” He closed his eyes as he sat there, mulling over the idea she’d just put forth. Someone else capable in that regard would be a benefit, especially given that he couldn’t quite manage to have Eos and Selene available at all times to give their singular mage some relief.

Present circumstances being obvious proof of that. ”Why not see about it while I’m laid up, then? Even accounting for when the healers here are able to come and work on me rather than their own people, I imagine it’s going to be a few days...maybe a week, at least. The worst that could happen would be finding you don’t have the talent at all.”

”Perhaps.” Izayoi allowed begrudgingly. ”Though but a few days’ worth of instruction would amount to little, in the end. Regardless, do try not to get yourself injured once more in the way you have. Evidently, you reach your limit quickly outside of a duel. And I’ve little in the way of methods to correct that other than hurling you headfirst into more battlefields and frantic combat against great beasts.”

”I’ll do what I can,” Esben agreed, still with a small smile. ”One of many reasons I think visiting home will be a breath of fresh air. Do you still want to look into your old master while we’re there? I’m sure we’ll have some time for it.”

Izayoi stayed silent for a few moments at that. She took in a breath. There hadn’t been time to even consider the matter since they’d set foot in this country. And now the magnitude of her failures came back to haunt her once more.

”...If circumstances allow. Though in truth, my concern would be returning him to the grave first and foremost. This time, the body must burn. I will not suffer his memory to be perverted towards foul ends once more.”

Her hand flexed. She stared down at it. Izayoi had grown in strength, or rather, regained it, since the desert. They all had. But would that be enough? By her own barometer, she was at least as strong and skilled as she had been when she’d had that fateful duel, but even that victory had been a fluke, brought about by surprise from a new technique tailor-made to defeat his own. Counting everyone else in…it would be a near chance, if her memory was any indication. And that was precluding the possibility that Valheim had enhanced his abilities somehow.

Esben nodded. A hard thing to disagree with, given that her master was only the first they’d seen of Valheim science pulling people back out of the grave. Siren was another, thankfully destroyed by her own creators. Hopefully they wouldn’t find a third, but anything they could devise to put them down, permanently, would be needed. Hopefully ‘burning’ wouldn’t prove a way to prime one for Ifrit’s powers in the same way that drowning worked for Leviathan’s...

”I’ll keep it in mind once we reach Solitude, then. Maybe they’ll have something in mind for dealing with him, as well, whenever we run into him again.” He picked up his food again, pointing at the end of the bed. ”You’re sure you don’t want to sit? Or is this already more than you expected out of me after that fight?”

”Go back to sleep.” Izayoi huffed, turning to make her leave.

”Thanks for the food and for checking up on me, at least!”
having two fanciful and ditzy airheads might prove difficult idk
@The Otter: Accepted. I'm maybe only accepting one more elf here, now, I need to think a bit about a couple things since I didn't expect so many.


Esben Mathiassen




A pained cry and an obvious spray of blood that he could just barely see through the hole he was firing into. That was good, he'd made contact, whether with rounds bouncing around inside or hitting Reisa directly. Not to mention whatever internal damage to the Ruby Weapon itself he'd caused—every little bit would help in putting the thing down for good. He pulled back, about to try and swap to the other pistol he'd pulled off one of the corpses on the flagship's bridge, when he had all the air in his lungs knocked out as heavy metal claws slammed into him, wrapping around his chest and pulling him away.

He could see Reisa inside for just a moment, glaring hatefully at him. Despite the seriousness of the situation, despite the fatigue of the last nearly-three weeks in Drana Asnaeu, he had appearances to maintain with the Valheimer commander, after the last time they'd seen each other. He winked at her as he was swept out of view.

He was still conscious for the moment he was slammed down into the golden platform, whatever breath he'd managed to gain back getting knocked out again with a strangled grunt. Something was broken, but he couldn't tell what as he saw the claws raise above him again, before he had to give in to the pain shooting up every nerve, vision blurring away before his head fell to the side and he closed his eyes. Hopefully the others could manage without him, but now with the pounding in his head from the impact, he couldn't even tell if any of them yelled anything out at his impending doom.

At least he'd gotten a good strike in on Reisa before the end.

Only, everything continued to hurt.

"Heh. Guess I'm not dead after all..."

He exhaled a sigh of relief and slipped away into unconsciousness.
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