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4 mos ago
Current Need info, so might as well throw a bottled question into the ocean of statuses... What are some features/ideas/etc. that YOU want to see in a monster taming/raising game? All genuine ideas welcome.
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5 mos ago
@Dane, I need you to talk to a physicist and a psychiatrist, in that order, twice.
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5 mos ago
"The worst thing you can do to a character is to make them aware that they're fictional." Ironically, the character who would say this is from an RP I'm not in anymore... Funny, that.
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5 mos ago
Just like in JJK, explaining the joke makes it funnier. Luckily that's built into this one.
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5 mos ago
Jimbo that's not right. Humans are a social creature, there's not a single one who can truly survive on their own. Even those who seem to be able can only do so because they learned from others.
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"No doubt this drought will one day end, but it will be by tears."





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Dane: .... Oh no-

*gets taken under, but anchors myself in the sand, and I don't move, until the water settles*

... You clearly one that one, heh.


*Smiles* I always win.
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Dane:
*wades out into the water*
technically, you're just standing in the water.

*gently splashes water towards you in a playful manner*


*Glares playfully and moves my arm straight up, a sizable chunk of the ocean flying into the air, and lower my arm quickly, causing all the water to fall on you*
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Dane: well, i would offer you a margarita, but you might interperet the gesture the wrong way, so instead, I say we go for a swim. Care to join me?


I... I'm already swimming? Not really given a choice in the matter, actually.
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Dane: heheh. You have a great sense of humor. Anyways, since your here, and you won our bet earlier, what would you like to do?

*smiles, seemingly happy, and takes a sip from his margarita*


I want to go make sure that fucking spider's dead, but I'm not allowed to. *Pouts and crosses my arms, muttering under my breath*
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Dane : *laughs*

Time Line, an underwear thief? Now thats funny.


It's true! Messing with time always makes people perverted. Time guys are always, always, always bad at their jobs, great at dodge-ball, and huge perverts!
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Dane:
Nope. That doesnt make me A perv, that just makes me physically attracted to that person. It only makes you a pervert if you continually sit in your delusional thoughts, like a guy who steals women's undergarments. Thats perverted.


I bet you do steal underwear! Big boss time guy does.
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Dane: prove it.


I'm willing to bet you're hard enough to snort crushed diamonds off of, aren't you perv?
Dane: *resting on beach somewhere, drinking a martini*

Hmmm... Wonder what Sayaka's doing right about now, probably heroic stuff.

*sips his martini*

That girl sure knows how to have fun, heh. Its a damn shame she doesnt seem interested in me, but thats how things are, I suppose..

*moves a grain of sand along my fingertips with my powers*


*Falls into the ocean from high above*
Hey! What the hell!?
???: Mandatory vacation!
But I must get back to my heroic deeds!
???: You burned down an entire continent!
There was a spider! They asked me to get rid of it, I took care of it!
???: Shut up! Your time traveler friend is here, make some fun memories or something, I don't care, just stay here until I say you can come back!
But time guys are always bad at their jobs, terrible violinists, and huge perverts! Are you really going to leave me here with a pervert!?
???: Just fucking stay here and don't be yourself! *Leaves*
God damnit. *Pouts*
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*Appears and puts a hand on your shoulder and covers your mouth with my other hand* Shh... You're excused, go home.


???: *Clenches my teeth hard enough to crack them* Fine. *Disappears*
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She's already dead.


???: WHAT!? THAT -
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