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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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@Lmpkio
Even Darth Vader crushed a Star Destroyer once. That's like, Sith Lord entry level. Darth Sidius was so powerful his voice had enough power to kill people. Darth Naga Sadow once created a Supernova, using the force to explodify a STAR. Darth Tenebrae wiped out the life of entire planet and absorbed their life force in a single force attack. Luke was able to destroy an army of over 10.000 drones with a single swing of his lightsaber (not a Sith, but uses the Dark Side, so technically counts). Darth Revan was able to fight Darth Tenebrae and live (and considering this man one-shot an entire council of Sith Lords with ease, that's a feat). Exar Kun was so powerful, it took an army of thousands of Jedi in order to stop him, and the best they managed is to imprison him.

Starkiller is a meh Sith. He's decent. Knows what he's doing, can point a saber in the right direction. But on the Sith Lord scale? He's pretty much at the bottom.

@Lmpkio
BTW, Starkiller isn't close to the strongest Sith in history. That title goes to Tenebrae, the true Sith Emperor. Nobody f*cks with Tenebrae.
@Lmpkio
Yes, my charater was in fact referring to Gojiro-san. Sorry, thought it was obvious ^^
From the Warp, he was reborn. Even as flesh gave way to the inevitable march of time, his mind was freed from his golden prison. He ascended physical form, transcendent, a being of pure warp energy. However, he knew that from this form his influence on the world was limited. And in the realm of the Warp the Chaos Gods were able to leverage their full force against him. He had no wish to test the power of his age-old adversaries on their home soul, for even as his spirit had fended them off for a thousand years, he did not wish to do so for any longer. He had been separated from his kin by the machinations of his son, but he would soon be returned to them, reborn in physical form. He would rise once more, and lead humanity to it's purest form. And once he had solidified his power, once he had raised his armies and his name once more carried meaning, then he would face the Chaos Gods head-on.

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The world seemed to twist, a breeze echoed through the twisted buildings. The leaves rustled, the dirt stirred, even as they seemed to warp and twist. He made his will known, and the very fabric of the world obeyed. The ground seemed to rise up, the leaves pulled into a tornado around it. The air was drawn into it, as the elements of the Earth formed into complex carbon chains. From the mass of inanimate matter came first proteins and organic chemicals, and then the first cells. They formed into lattices, creating tissue, and then entire organs. In a mere matter of moments a body was assembled, a custom-built form forged from the imaginations of an immortal being. A slight modification on his older form, a perfect body to accompany his divine will. A vessel fit to serve as host for the power of a God, and the tool he would use to once more unite humanity.

Gasping, the God Emperor of Mankind took in his first breath, unassisted, in over a thousand years. It had been far since his previous form had been cut down, since he had been reduced to a mere shadow of his formed self. He looked now at the world through his own eyes, and all that he saw was beautiful. Even as he witnessed the remains of old terra from so many years ago, the planet he himself had reforged into a world of prosperity and order, he could feel his body as young as the day he had set out on his quest. He did not know where he were, he knew only that he was lost. And yet, in this failure he found only joy. Stricken from the path, it was now his quest to find his way back. And to unite those worlds he came across as he searched, to carry his will as far as it could go. Truly, freed and filled with vigour, he could do anything.

In the distance, a titanic being made it's way between the broken down skyscrapers. An immense creature similar in appearance to a human clad in the fur of some beast, a humanoid titan of proportions spoken of only in myth. For just a moment the Emperor wondered if he had perhaps made his body the size of an ant, but no. This monstrous beast was real. Was this perhaps the form his children had taken in his absence, this monstrous titan of flesh? And yet it appeared to be a barbarian. He could sense no malice from it, and certainly it did not radiate the malevolent aura of Chaos. Was it perhaps some odd form of alien, to have naturally formed so similar and yet so completely disproportionate to mankind?

Intrigued, the Emperor decided to investigate. Raising his hands, he formed the leaves around him into a makeshift robe. Then, he shot up into the air like a rocket. His limbs propelled him forward with the force of a hundred men, and he climbed the walls of the skyscrapers with casual ease. Within seconds he had reached the top, having exerted himself simply for the act of doing so. To test the limits of this new form he had gifted himself with. Smiling brightly he jumped off the edge, launching himself through the air. He soared, before landing upon the next rooftop. He shot from building to building, a glowing spark of a man, before he arrived near the titanic creature that had so captured his interest.

Wondering whether the creature would even react, the Emperor amplified his voice using his powers. Speaking at an inhuman volume, he addressed the creature from a nearby rooftop. "What titanic humanoid would walk so demurely through this broken down city? What form of creature would have such stature, and yet feel remorse at the sight of the destruction of such tiny creatures?" He smiled brightly, exuding his usual aura of supernatural charm. "What form of creature do I have the honour of addressing? An alien, come to witness this fallen world? Or perhaps a God, taken mortal form in the Material Plane?"
I'm trying to wait on Stephanie and Light, but they appear to have vanished......
@Izaka Sazaka


Also, @Punished Homura, is my char accepted?
You know, I was going to play a Space Marine. Then I noticed that Asura, Superman, and Lina Inverse are in this shit. And I decided that holding back is for scrubs. So I'm playing the God Emperor of Mankind XD
Name: The Star Child/God Emperor of Mankind
Appearance:

Age: over 40.000 years
Species: Perfect Human
Gender: Male
Personality:
The God Emperor is calm and collected, moving with reason and precision. He is both knowledgeable and compassionate, seeking to create the perfect reality for humanity. His will is unbreakable and his mind cannot be changed once it is set. However, there are some flaws where his memories don't properly function, and he strives to fix such issues.
Bio:
When the shamans of Earth noticed they were no longer being reincarnated, their souls being devoured in the Warp, they decided to birth all of their power into a single being. Millions of magically gifted individuals combined their souls in ritual mass suicide, creating the perfect avatar of mankind. They sought to create a being that could stave off the darkness of the Chaos Gods and lead humanity to prosperity, two goals the Emperor supposedly succeeded at before being murdered by his genetic son Horus.

However, the Emperor was the greatest Psyker of all time. He inherited the power of all the Shamans of Old Earth. And even as his body in the physical world finally passed on, his psychic 'imprint' in the Warp recreated it. He simply forced the physical world into a new body, and implanted his immense soul into it. He was reborn, reincarnated as the Star Child. However, he was not reborn in the Imperium of Man, but rather in this strange world of Terminals and strangers.
Abilities:
[Form of God]
The Emperor's body is perfection incarnate. His skin is tougher than steel, his muscles can lift and wield tanks with ease. His cells can regenerate rapidly from even the most grievous of wounds, rebuilding his body around the damage. He can survive in space and under water, and no poison can defile his body. His mind works faster than any other, able to calculate any sum with ease, and his spatial vision is unmatched. There is no skill, no talent, no single iteration of human capability that the God Emperor does not excel at. He is the unmatched and perfectly realized potential of mankind, he is God in the flesh. Many would consider him a divine being rather than a mortal one, and his abilities certainly fit the bill.

[Hand of God]
The powers wielded by the Emperor are the combined might of the entire world's arcane powers reborn into a single beings. He can tear entire battlefleets from the sky using his vast telekinetic abilities, shatter a being's mind with nothing more than a whim, and easily tear down the machinations of lesser casters. He is able to summon and dispell vast constructs, to reshape reality with his will in vast offensive and defensive form, and to travel through the Warp in person. His might is great enough to make entire planets tremble at his will, and it is said that he is able to directly confront and do battle with the Chaos Gods.
Universe of Origin: Warhammer 40K
@supertinyking@ShadowVentus@ShadowVentus@Snarfulblast@Wraithblade6
An energy blast struck the titanic warrior from the side, and yet he hardly moved. Not simply his weight held him still, although he did clock in at an impressive 2 tons, but rather the wards in his armour flared to life. The magical energy was guided around him, fragmented and weakened in it's force. Repeated blasts struck him, but he gave no ground to the repeated assault. And as he looked up at the heretic, he realized that both of them had come to the same conclusion. This was not an attack, this was not a strategy. This was an act of desperation, the last acts of a warrior. These were his final thoughts, embodied by his actions, attempting to protect those ideals he had taken to heart with his body. And both knew how that would end.

The massive two-handed hammer dropped down, held close to the head with the right hand. Given the choice, Valentus might have chosen to honour this warrior, by sending him off with the Imperium's greatest weapon. But he was a warrior above all, and a pragmatic one. As such, he simply raised his left arm, the Storm Bolter whirring to life. Double barrels spun up rapidly, as a pair of Bolts were loaded into the chambers. Another blast struck the warrior, another centimetre pushed backwards. Valentus compensated, breathed out. And then he fired, two rounds launching themselves in rapid succession.

The time between the firing and the impact was too small to perceive, negligible. It seemed almost instant, the first round tearing it's way through his stomach. The second round following less than a millisecond later, smashing through his body slightly higher. The two waves of force rippled through his body, cracking bone and tearing tissue. Every vital organ was crushed, as his nervous system received immense damage. He stumbled backwards, blood exploding from his every orifice, liquefied organs leaking from the wounds. Behind him, the rounds exploded into some far-off wall.

No job was half-done. And any opponent capable of firing such repeated bursts of energy was worth dealing with. Permanently. Soon after firing the terminator thrust out his empty hand at Lucien. Then he clenched his fist. The effects were immediate, immense telekinetic force pressing in on Lucien from all sides. Bones cracked, blood spurted, and all features were reduced to unrecognizability, even as the walking dead man was turned into an orb of flesh roughly the size of a football. When Valentus released his hold, a small pile of crushed gore formed on the ground.

Lucien was very, very dead. If I had to invent a word for how dead he was, it would be corpsetacular.

Sighing with the loss of power, and once more visibly sagging, Valentus turned towards the vampire that had flung himself into him. His infrared vision revealed that this individual lacked any heat signature. Clearly he was faced with an android, one of the Iron Men that had been banned in the Imperium of Man. He had stepped from the Warp into yet another realm of heresy, and once more he alone stood to fight his way through it. Perhaps his destiny had never been one of unification. Perhaps his fate remained unchanged, to die atop a mountain forged from the bodies of the heretics. All that had changed was the location.

"Another abomination enters the sight of the Emperor's Hammer." Valentus gripped his Daemonhammer with two hands once more as he swung towards the undoubtedly confused vampire, the weapon of mass destruction aiming to obliterate him completely. It would take only a single hit to completely annihilate him from this world, and to further add to the metalic titan's body count. He was tiring, but it would take far more than this to take him down.
@Wraithblade6

When did that happen?!
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