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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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@Lmpkio
Apocalypse roared one last time, as the Lightsaber struck the side of it's head. Through the inexplicable properties of the lightsaber it acted like a solid blade, the heat allowing it to slowly melt through even the immensely heat resistant Apocalypse's skin. It took about ten seconds to slice Apocalypse's head off, and he seemed to be alive until the very last strand of flesh was cut. Then, finally defeated, the titan dropped to it's knees, and collapsed to the ground. It's ugly head rolled away from it, slowly reverting to normal. Not a single drop of blood was dropped, and yet it seemed the monster had finally been defeated.

Of course, Apocalypse was already recovering. His body was improving, his cells improving their basic makeup, even as preparations were made to once more join the head and body together. Data from his combat experiences were translated into additional features, to improve his durability, strength and speed. And most importantly, to make him immune to whatever it was that killed him. With every death the possible weapons to kill him with became smaller, the options narrowing down.

The Ethereal, of course, would be well aware of Apocalypse's defeat. He would also know that Apocalypse would be revived in about 30 minutes. This would only be about ten minutes after the other event, which would unfortunately occur quite nearby.
@MagusDream
Ummm.... Apocalypse destroyed the statue of liberty. But hey, maybe you found the spare.
@Absolis
Personally not interested, so I'd rather you not. Don't make me reduce him to a small splatter of blood on the floor.
@Absolis
Presumably, he'd become the most dangerous Kolon in existence. I mean, do you really want to give hyperintelligence to a creature capable of vastly improving it's physical capabilities in a short period of time?
@supertinyking
They find the area surrounded by military forces, several large spider-looking tanks aiming large artillery cannons at the landing spot. A small army of footsoldiers had the place surrounded, aiming their primitive ballistic weaponry at the clones. But most interesting of all was the single black car, from which emerged a man in a crisp white suit, flanked by two men in black. Not only was this singular figure clearly a figure of authority, but the two who guarded him set off an odd signal on the scanner. They were not human beings, or not entirely. And it was clear that they were more formidable guards than their initial appearance would let on.

The man approached the clone landing party. The military forces appeared to be there for insurance, rather than any active purpose. Although they were clearly in awe of the clone landing ships, they made sure not to discharge their weaponry. A quick but basic scan revealed that the weapons had a safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge, which the soldiers had left active. The leader smiled briefly, although it was clear he was scared, probably by the seemingly alien presence on his world. "I welcome you to planet Earth. My name is Jack Stone, and I represent the local government. While I am not cleared to perform any act of negotiation, I am glad to extend the welcoming hand of humanity, and to represent my species in establishing first contact." He gulped, nervously. "That is, ah, if you do come in peace."
@Lmpkio
A sword struck through Apocalypse's chest, impaling it. Satsuki grinned from behind, as rainbows burst from the wound, leaking down Apocalypse's body. But the creature simply grinned, not giving the singlest shit for the wound that would have put down a lesser creature. Using Satsuki's perceived victory, Apocalypse beat her into the ground, the impact once more creating a minor earthquake. Satsuki seemed mostly unharmed, her body held together by the life threads, but the strike was enough to shake even her.

Gidorah tried to use the opportunity to land the blow, the first of the other Conquerors to attack. But she had lost her Prime form, her rage being tempered by the friendship grenades, her strength and speed far too low to face Apocalypse's wrath. The behemoth simply caught her fist, grinning as it closed it's hand. With a loud crack the kaiju-woman's knuckles broke, her bones shattering under a force that would have crushed diamonds. No doubt it would have gone worse, had Bowser not intervened. A massive fist smashed into the side of the creature's face, it's power upped many times by the pills he had taken. And unlike during their first encounter, the blow was not ignored, sending Apocalypse flying across the newly formed ruins, into his very own crater.

But the creature simply stood, a grin afixed to it's face. Rainbows bled from it's chest and face, but it's body simply rebuilt itself. It pulled the sword from it's body, and dropped it to the floor. And yet the wounds it had inflicted on the Conquerors did not heal. Apocalypse laughed as it walked forward, all sparkles and glamour, and yet surrounded by an aura of fear. The creature was cutesy in appearance, it's body shrunken and it's voice squeaky. And yet, it was no less dangerous for it. For it's rage had not been tempered, and it's killing intent still burned strong. It would slaughter the Alliance, and it would build a throne from their corpses. This world would be the first of many, and it would tear all here to the ground. It would carve it's legacy into the face of the multiverse, tracing a path of carnage across our reality, to paint his name in the stars with the blood of the innocent and guilty alike.

This was a war of attrition, against an enemy who would not die. Even in chibi form, if the Conquerors did not take this threat seriously, their faction would be annihilated here and now.
@SgtEasy
Yeah, it's totally okay. Although if you make a universe app, people in that universe will still act while you're away.

The tyranid wouldn't ally with the zerg, because they're objectively superior in every way. The zerg were originally designed by Blizzard when they lost the rights to the 40k universe in the middle of making starcraft, which was originally going to be a warhammer40k game. As such they are, in effect, a nerfed version of the Tyranids from the 40k universe.

It should be fine if you limit their numbers.
@Archmage MC
Do remember, there are some incredibly dangerous characters in this roleplay. Apocalypse being one of them. So don't expect to walk into combat and auto-win. Even if she does fight seriously, characters like the Uber-Ethereal might simply outmatch her.
@Archmage MC
Hopefully, yeah. Look forward to seeing Light once she gets on the battlefield. Ought to cause some kookiness.
I decided to go all-out silly. Because if Chibi Apocalypse is going to be a thing, ima own it.
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