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1 yr ago
Current When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules.
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1 yr ago
Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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2 yrs ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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3 yrs ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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3 yrs ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

@Jeyma@Scyntell

Yep, nephilim increases lifespan. There is no set age as there hasn't been a nephilim to die a natural death. The oldest currently would be roughly 500 and acts as a librarian for the Institute.

Annnnd yes, the pillars ward the city against magic. Built by Raziel in the cities making.


According to the description of Wellborough on the first post it's the runic structures that block all magic


Yepperino.

Shertul can't enter at all: his whole body is magic. I plan on him attempting to enter Wellborough and just being racked with pain, because he's practically made of magic at this point.
@Arkaotic
Speaking of that.

Does becoming a Nephilim extend one's lifespan?
My posts will not be coming until late tonight, so feel free to just pretend my dudes don't exist
ok happy new years i might post now

im so sad i reloaded the page i could have just pressed post what am i doing


You might want to write posts in PMs to yourself, so you can save it every few sentences without accidentally posting it.
Work in Progress centaur

I have escaped from work!


Lies. You can never truly escape from work: you can only run from it.
@Jeyma Omfg, Psychostick is the best.


My love of that song is only rivaled by "Root of all Evil"
Nah, we gave up on it last night 'cause it was getting late. And it's still not fixed - fix one thing, then another thing fucks up. It's so not fun.


youtube.com/watch?v=b0ZMauqib7Q
@Jeyma Hey I'm waiting for you guys.

... I'm also on the side of the road again lmao.


Your car is messed up again?
@Scyntell I'll call in a bomb threat


@Scyntell I'll plant a bomb.


@Emuxe
I'll be the bomb


@Emuxe
I mean I'll literally explode and kill everyone


This is what we're doing instead of writing, people

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