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1 yr ago
Current When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules.
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1 yr ago
Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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2 yrs ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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3 yrs ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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3 yrs ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

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-_- ...yes. he'll remember Lumao. hes a magical asshole but not that colossal of an asshole.


*in my best asshole voice* "The Institute is not a library! So what if I saved you once? When I killed the dark mages for you, I didn't give you an all-access pass to the Nephilim's most secure locations! Bah! Bah humbug! Visitors! Neutrals! Bah!"

I kid, I kid
My post should be up tonight, EST (within 6 hours; probably less)
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im totally ok with that, i want him to show up it would make things more interesting.


Of course, would Kaezira even let him join the group?
why is it so hard to find good treant art?

EDIT: @Jeyma@SanaChan ok so in my next post, traveling to the Institute with the elves, sutagara and kaezira, should we have a cut-to where they are just at the institute or do u guys want to do a collab post of like their travel to and the discussions and what-not?


I'd like the discussions and what not.

Also, wait.

That's right: Jeyma, who eteranally pushes you to hurry the fuck up, is now telling you to slow the fuck down.

My new character is about to show up to talk to Kaezira, so I would greatly appreciate it if you let me post next. If not, I'll understand. We can do that another time.
@Jeyma how is Lumao pronounced? is it like (luh-maow) or (loo-maoh) or ????


Luh-maow. Add a W sound at the end of the O and pronounce the U as in "dumb" or "bum" or "rum" or "dumb bum drinkin' rum, dancin' fun"

Suulaliva is pronounced exactly as it is spelled. The double U's is said like in "vacuum" but without the y sound. Soo-la-liv-a.
@Jeyma I was meaning Carlisle and his flashy light travel thing. I figured if she were to blatantly throw a fireball at him he would just do something like that to avoid it, but if she made a lot of fire, she might get lucky that he lands in the flames lol


My bad.

Well... At least then Sophia won't be taken xD

Shertul could rush at him, but he'd probably see it coming. Only real chance anyone would have to get at Crow right now would be if he came at them first, or if our dear Revenant surprises him from behind.
@Jeyma He'd probably do that light thingy and dodge it though Corra says she could just make a really big flame and hope he lands in the right spot.


Like, if Corra tried to hurt him? He'd be screwed. He could blind people and run, but if anyone keeps chasing then he'd be caught inevitably. He's not very fast, in my mind, and he has no offensive magic except hurting you eyes a bit
>Lumao flaps his wings all angry-like.

And I want Shell to be my buddy lololol


>His useless, useless wings

Shell is basically gonna act like a Disney princess's animal sidekick.
@Emuxe
Some seemed weirded out at first, but that was exactly the point.




Let's hope this dude is as successful.

This new character is a pacifist, so you either read this fucking CS or he'll kick your ass hug you firmly.

Sidenote: I already got the player's approval for that one scene.



To be honest, this character is largely an experiment. I want to try a character that's a disabled pacifist.

Because all my characters thus far have been like Shertul or Windleaf: a few weaknesses, but mostly just badass. This character has a few aces up his sleeve, but I'm intentionally limiting myself with his ethical beliefs against violence and his inability to seriously injure anyone. I mean, what can he actually do? Flap at them?
I can only reply with Corra at the moment, but you guys don't have to wait her for to respond, cause she's a whole lot of confused and is just sort of absorbing what's happening through the conversations


Damnit. And here Shertul was hoping she'd set the Nephlim on fire so he could have some barbecued angel!
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Oooooooo, I like this plan. Buuuut after re-reading about Kaezira's tribe, I realised that there probably weren't many people who would see let alone screw anyone outside of the tribe.

Though really I could just classify him as a snow-elf (he'd be one of the only ones that history is aware of) cause, if not for his dark hair and clothes, he could totally blend into the snow cause his skin has icy qualities to it. Perhaps his slutty-elf of a mother did a drunk Vinterkin man during her travels - which may also explain why he has Vinterkin qualities as opposed to regular humani ones.

Of course, I'd have to ask @Soragoku if that's okay first. xD


Personally I just offered the idea of a half breed because I can't handle any more races.

But hey, we could always use an ice warrior to go with the ice mages. Let's just have a whole fucking second ice age.
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