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    1. UrbanEvolution 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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10 yrs ago
How many unarmed, flaccid clones of yourself do you think it would it take to kill Harambe?
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10 yrs ago
THIS ROCK IS MY WIFE. AND THIS IS MY SPAWN.
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10 yrs ago
MOONINITES. DUPLICATE. REUNITE. AND UNNIHILATE.
10 yrs ago
It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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Bio

I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.



My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman

Most Recent Posts

*Fellsing

I read your username and thought death and destruction, @Nightmare Bunny. It effectively translated into Fellsing's username in my mind. Sorry 'bout that.

I refuse to get along with any one of you. You're all useless paperclips.
Still waitin' on the go-ahead while Night and Killsing sort everything out.

In the mean time... Keep 'er goin'.
I'm the least hostile person you'll ever meet. That I promise. Everything I say is usually sarcasm in good humor. If I'm angry with you, you'll know it. I tend to use large and lengthy blocks of text if I'm feeling any form of anger or distrust.

Of course, i could just be explaining something, but I promise you this: All is well on my end.

Also, Night, I am in fact incredibly evil.
And going to school in Massachussetts doesn't make me American~!!! Like I said, Chinese. :D




Me right now.

I said "CHANCES ARE YOU LIVE IN AMERICA."

I did not say you were American.
Unfortunately, I'm actually an alien from outer space! Although my human disguise is, in fact, Chinese :) And I'm going to school... in rural, rural Massachusetts. So, wrong on all three counts! But it was a nice try~! :D


The alien joke is so overused it's not even funny anymore. I cried a little bit when I read that. And not in the good way.

Massachusetts, despite popular belief, is in America.

You go to school by driving on a PAVED ROAD.
@Nightmare Bunny




Carry on, my wayward son.


I am a half retarded, autismal, generally annoying psychopath. But a racist I am not.

Also, I love you.
@Ogobrogo

EDIT:
Night, I am the dark messiah. Eat yourself.
Buuuuut maybe Sweet Tooth can be a bit of a prankster. Or something. xD


Sweet Tooth Sableye, with the prankster ability.

EDIT:
@Nightmare Bunny

You.

You are an American Pavement Ape.

Chances are you're in America or another first world country.

You probably live in a city. Cities have wifi and pavement.

You are a primate.
<Snipped quote by Ogobrogo>

In Sweet Tooth's name, we stand.


EXACTLY. WHO DARES DENY THE WORD OF SWEET TOOTH?!

I cite, for reference:

And the Dark Messiah Tesla looked down upon his kingdom from his hellish throne, and saw that he alone, though undoubtedly the most powerful being in both the heavenly and hellish realms, was not enough to quell the wickedness of Lord Helix and his heavenly cohort. And so, out of his own Dark and Glorious Powers, the Dark Messiah crafted his right-hand bat, LOLBAT. But even LOLBAT, in all his derpy glory, was not enough. And so Sweet Tooth, too, was born from the Dark Messiah, the Unholy Trinity born at last! And just as the Dark Messiah's word was to be obeyed unquestioningly and revered, so too were the words of LOLBAT and Sweet Tooth, for out of the Messiah's own glory were they two born.
Book of Mareepish Genesis, Nightmare Bunny 6:46-64

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Sweet semen of baby Jesus. Did I rile up the American Pavement Apes? The hell?
You people are sugar-toothed monsters with no love in your souls.

Plebians.
Oh I'll be fine...just fine....hehe..


You sound like my girlfriend when she's angry with me.
Pokemon Showdown is the only reason why I competitive battle, because it take five minutes to set up a team with perfect stats. I refuse to put in the time necessary to do it on a DS. I've got more important things to do that fight impossible odds. I want the fun stuff!
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