Birb Scream In Morning As Battery Replacement Alarm Because Birb Not Real.
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5 yrs ago
Fighting Vagrants Behind Dennys Over Pancake @ 11PM Tonight As Birb.
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6 yrs ago
BE like bird. Wake in morning. SCREAM at sun. SHIT on enemy.
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6 yrs ago
Girl is like bird. DO approach calmly. DO greet kindly. DO offer cornchip.
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Bio
An absolute WILDCARD of an RPer
(apparently) Due to sudden and multiple very lengthy hiatus periods, please assume I don't remember who you are but, I probably think your name is familiar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ U T R A X is a being that likes to Type Words on the INTERNET.
The massive harpoon SOARED toward the left SKYSQUID! It didn't quite make it all the way to the beast before it exploded into a burning mess of heat and force-- this sent the fleeing SKYSQUID straight into the GROUND. It impacted the ground heavily enough that the ground shook. And then it began flailing about helplessly. As it continued flailing, the other SKYSQUID simply continued on its escape path-- a straight line across the massive field of flowers, clearly not worrying about stealth.
The massive hole in the ground, left behind by the previously large SKYSQUID, stretched 14ft (4.2m) in length toward the right and left edges of the "world", and 16ft (4.8m) in width. It could be either walked around or lept over-- for the massive pile of dissected LARGE SKYSQUID pieces somewhat make a rather squishy and sketchy bridge over them. The risk of crossing said Meat Bridge is the fact that the hole opens up into the lavender hued void beneath the ground-- the bridge looks sketchy at best.
All remains calm for now. Very subtly, as Cara speaks, the noise of something very high above winding up-- like the crank on a machine of some sort-- can be heard. The next Volly was a mere ten seconds away.
"AND? What are they suspected of? What crimes have these foreign invaders," an edge of excitement was in his voice as he said those two words, "Committed against our glorious kingdom?" Dramatically he turned to face the boat, "What ne'er do wells have disembarked this vessel? Tell me. I will handle it on behalf of his majesty, the King. What actions do you reccomend to handle these villains?"
Queen Celestius
Meanwhile, a Royal Guard stood outside the King's bed chamber, relaying the message that had come from the messager of the docks. "This is rather inopportune timing, as the King is in his... recharge cycle," said a groggy but alert Queen. A sigh escaped her as she beckoned the guard forward.
"Yes. And ah. Your Majesty. Uhm," hesitated the guard. She strode to a table, flicked her fingers, and a lantern illuminated it. As she gathered some parchment and her quill pen, she told the guard, "What is it? Dont be shy, now." "Your ah. Son," the guard swallowed nervously. She began hastily writing, "What about him?" "He's gone to the docks." "Ah. I see," she yawned, "Also. I suppose he neglected to inform anyone, but his Majesty did send out a missive for... assistance."
As the Queen finished writing, the guard watched her drip wax onto this quickly folded parchment, stamp the royal Crest into the wax, and the guard felt quite surprised at how well she was handling the news of the Prince handling the... oh. Had she assumed it was her other son?
"Take this to the docks. You. It is an order. The captain will be brought before his Majesty for questioning," said the Queen as she passed her guard the paper, "Anything else? Are you feeling well? You appear to be sweating. Suddenly." "Simply ah. Running a fever, your Highness, I will deliver it promptly," replied the guard with a salute. As the guard practically ran out of the room, the Queen stared at the door wearily as it closed.
@AnyAlex Aaaa, double post. I'd also like to submit the Queen and leave the rest for whoever else. Probably.
Name Celestius Wyrmdyth-de Carragua
Age: 175
Species: Wyrmdyth Forest Fairy (Royalty)
Gender: She/Her -- Female
Habits: Known for growing all sorts of plants and brewing potions. Mostly stays within the castle but has been known to take night flights. There's no doubt she's a powerful sorceress, as her spellcraft is responsible for a nearby forest she tends to.
She glares a lot-- her "children" call this the "Look of Death"
Sometimes she mentions how "political" her marriage is.
Fears: Losing her power, her marriage falling apart, and invasion by destructive forces.
LOVES: Animals, Nature, People (they fascinate her), magic,
Dislikes: DRAGONS -- She's seen more than one place burned to ash because of those, "Savage monsters," and refuses to believe they posses any higher intelligence. And she ironically enough doesn't like Golems very much.
Appearance: 6ft 5in, elegant, enchanting, with sharp eyes, skin the color of a red-hued sunset, and firey eyes. She dresses in plenty of gold, silver, and glittering jewels adorning her flowing robes. Her hair is made of stone, vine, and hard thorns, which she caps off with metal adornment. To be in her presence is to feel oddly on edge, for that is simply the aura a Wyrmdyth Fairy projects. Like the rest of her people, her two wings are large and powerful-- with orange, brown, and green feathers.
Personality: Princess of the Mid-land Dragonslayer Fae family, the Wyrmdyth, she married the King here simply to assist in a political alliance. There's no love in this marriage but she does care about him, at least. As far as her "children" are concerned, she's not known for showing them affection. In fact, she doesn't show much emotion at all. As a politician she's cold, calculating, and only seems to come alive when she's ANGRY. That's not to say she's all ice-- she shows a certain soft spot for the workers in the castle, children, and especially animals. She seems very relaxed and more "herself" when tending to her gardens or when not handling "throne business."
... but that's not to say she hasn't hexxed people and turned them into bushes.
Other: Be careful not to make her angry... Also, the longer one spends around the Royal Family, the more they realize that the Queen is truly the one in charge here.
The noise of rapidly approaching hooves preceded the arrival of the Prince at the docks. He lept from the back of the exhausted horse and walked away-- leaving the horse to do whatever it pleased, which was mostly to stand there panting. As Prince Tol walked, he was headed directly for Head Guard Val, as he shouted, "YOU'RE here?! Are you incapable of handling the situation then? Have we dropped our standards of hiring guards so sharply that the Family has to get involved?" He was still a few strides away and had yet to place his hand on his blade but, knowing his character? That was probably inevitable.
@AnyAlex "--but, sir! The message is for the King--" "BuT tHe mEsSaGe iS fOr tHe kInG-- Silence! I will accept the message," Prince Tol screeched mockingly, "You will give it to me!" The guard Val sent swallowed hard, then told the Prince about the situation at the docks, and the prince reached up, then pulled the man off of his horse.
"I need this! I will sort out the situation myself. Move move move," he yelled, saddling up, and spurring the horse into motion all in one movement, leaving a very disgruntled guard in the palace courtyard. Of course, the guard knowing how "his prince" was, picked himself off, and made way toward the royal guards despite this-- he'd better inform the King before someone gets killed.
Of course, Prince Tol Anzi-de Carragua rode through the steets, on horseback, as fast as the beast could go, while screaming at the 'peasents' to, "MOOOOVE!" His presence and the fact he was headed to the docks spread very quickly.
In order to gain immortality, a forgotten race sealed their souls into "heart crystals" which were then placed into Golem bodies. Said race was once again mostly wiped out, due to the fact they could not procreate, until an Ancient Golem King found a way to pull lost souls into new "heart crystals", which could then start their lives as golems. The only problem being that these "lost souls" tend to lose all recollection of what they once were, shatter their crystals over time, and their souls vanish without possibility to return.
Then there's the other drawback that "lost souls" aren't necessarily always from speaking races-- which often results in eccentric personality traits or phobias. (i.e. that golem obsessed with hoarding things, burning things down, and building wings for themselves.) They are also prone to "blacking out" if they don't "rest"-- seems they must sit and meditate after expending energy but can function for four days without rest, if the activity involved isn't demanding. Something about magical regeneration, much as mages can't cast unlimited spells.
When they are crafted, they begin with the mentality vaguely of a "teenager," and pick up skills, language, and interests quickly for a five year period, before their soul "settles", and acquiring new things becomes more difficult-- as difficult as it is for a human adult to learn new skills, at least. No one knows quite how long their lifespan is, though it is estimated to be between 100 and 200 years, with some shattering far later or far earlier in rare instances. The art of forging heart crystals has been with the Royal family for generations and most of the city's golems live within their castle. They're among the last organized golem crafters in the world but certainly not the only ones.
Royal Golems are distinct in that their bodies are specially crafted as they learn their personal identity. Their bodies are only made of Stone and Metal, regardless of the "wood" look some may have-- which was something of a "trendy" look for golems popularized by an artist decades ago. Rumor has it that within the castle resides one of the last Immortal Golems, who is responsible for carving the Royal Golem bodies.
Apparently the only way to truly kill a golem is to shatter their crystal. Transplanting a crystal from one body to another is a dangerous and delicate process-- regardless of how skilled the transplanter is, the crystal is at a constant risk of shattering, as it is exposed to outside magical currents, and the soul longs for freedom. And while most Golems prefer to keep their soul crystal within their chests, that's certainly not the only place to embed it. There are tales of golem heads still talking on long forgotten battlefields or deep beneath the sea, obviously having been driven mad by the isolation-- and rumors of a volcanic cave which screams in a multitude of voices whenever one enters it.
And Royal Golems can't swim. They can't even float. They simply have not figured out a way to make this possible.
Gender: He/Him -- None Cause Golem
Habits: Known for being a collector of bladed weaponry and taxidermy Canines, while also being known for his RUDENESS. He's a prince that makes demands, expects them to be met, and will whine to the King until someone inevitably ends up being executed, as this seems to please him. He is second in line for the throne and oddly has the most sway over the King's opinions. That said? He's kind of gullible.
Fears: Being IGNORED, being poor, loss of freedom. Being ignored is the most important one, as he will do very stupid things for attention.
LOVES: Money, Silver, bladed "exotic" weapons, expensive things, and dogs.
Dislikes: Any lack of attention, being lied to, POOR PEOPLE, not getting what he wants, and reptiles. He HATES reptiles-- especially those of dragon blood.
Role: Prince Royal Golem, Second In Line for the royal throne, and "guy who causes problems."
Appearance: 6ft tall, made of Serpent Steel, and decorated with gold, the Prince went with an armored appearance, and owl imagery as for his current body. He's in a "light weight" body, commonly used for scouts and assassins, and comes in around 110lbs. "A Royal never tells where his heart crystal is kept!"
Personality: Whiny, rude, spoiled, and rather aggressive, Prince Tol is known for being something of a "loony." While the rest of his family seems (relatively) level headed, Prince Tol shares 0% of their patience, pity, or remorse. This is a man known for shoving peasants down for fun, whining until his father executes someone, and obsessively buying whatever "exotic" weapon off of someone-- as in, having them killed if they refuse to sell it. That said? He's actually a skilled with a rapier, as he's had a solid 28 years of practice, and can be something of a threat if directly challenged. Oddly enough, if he loses a duel, he... accepts it. He plays fair when it comes to dueling and is a good sport about it. Probably one of the only positive traits this guy possesses-- other than the fact that he's weirdly honest when it comes down to it. Sure, he whines until he gets what he wants but it's not exaggerated or based on lies... even when people die because of it.
His voice is rather shrill and high-pitched.
Other: The Queen would not pay a ransom for this man. Period. The King spoils him, does whatever he wants, and is constantly yelled at by The Queen for doing so. First In Line Princess ignores him and pretends he doesn't exist. She's sick of playing damage control for his nonsense and would probably PAY SOMEONE to dump him into the ocean. Third In Line Prince HATES him and actually scares him. A lot.
Name Celestius Wyrmdyth-de Carragua
Age: 175
Species: Wyrmdyth Forest Fairy (Royalty)
Gender: She/Her -- Female
Habits: Known for growing all sorts of plants and brewing potions. Mostly stays within the castle but has been known to take night flights. There's no doubt she's a powerful sorceress, as her spellcraft is responsible for a nearby forest she tends to.
She glares a lot-- her "children" call this the "Look of Death"
Sometimes she mentions how "political" her marriage is.
Fears: Losing her power, her marriage falling apart, and invasion by destructive forces.
LOVES: Animals, Nature, People (they fascinate her), magic,
Dislikes: DRAGONS -- She's seen more than one place burned to ash because of those, "Savage monsters," and refuses to believe they posses any higher intelligence. And she ironically enough doesn't like Golems very much.
Appearance: 6ft 5in, elegant, enchanting, with sharp firey colored eyes, and skin the color of a red-hued sunset. She dresses in plenty of gold, silver, and glittering jewels adorning her flowing robes. Her hair is made of stone, vine, and hard thorns, which she caps off with metal adornment. To be in her presence is to feel oddly on edge, for that is simply the aura a Wyrmdyth Fairy projects. Like the rest of her people, her two wings are large and powerful-- with orange, brown, and green feathers.
Personality: Princess of the Mid-land Dragonslayer Fae family, the Wyrmdyth, she married the King here simply to assist in a political alliance. There's no love in this marriage but she does care about him, at least. As far as her "children" are concerned, she's not known for showing them affection. In fact, she doesn't show much emotion at all. As a politician she's cold, calculating, and only seems to come alive when she's ANGRY. That's not to say she's all ice-- she shows a certain soft spot for the workers in the castle, children, and especially animals. She seems very relaxed and more "herself" when tending to her gardens or when not handling "throne business."
... but that's not to say she hasn't hexxed people and turned them into bushes.
Other: Be careful not to make her angry... Also, the longer one spends around the Royal Family, the more they realize that the Queen is truly the one in charge here.
Have you considered... Golems?! Here you go! @AnyAlex
Name: Prince Tol Anzi-de Carragua
Age: 30
Species:
In order to gain immortality, a forgotten race sealed their souls into "heart crystals" which were then placed into Golem bodies. Said race was once again mostly wiped out, due to the fact they could not procreate, until an Ancient Golem King found a way to pull lost souls into new "heart crystals", which could then start their lives as golems. The only problem being that these "lost souls" tend to lose all recollection of what they once were, shatter their crystals over time, and their souls vanish without possibility to return.
Then there's the other drawback that "lost souls" aren't necessarily always from speaking races-- which often results in eccentric personality traits or phobias. (i.e. that golem obsessed with hoarding things, burning things down, and building wings for themselves.) They are also prone to "blacking out" if they don't "rest"-- seems they must sit and meditate after expending energy but can function for four days without rest, if the activity involved isn't demanding. Something about magical regeneration, much as mages can't cast unlimited spells.
When they are crafted, they begin with the mentality vaguely of a "teenager," and pick up skills, language, and interests quickly for a five year period, before their soul "settles", and acquiring new things becomes more difficult-- as difficult as it is for a human adult to learn new skills, at least. No one knows quite how long their lifespan is, though it is estimated to be between 100 and 200 years, with some shattering far later or far earlier in rare instances. The art of forging heart crystals has been with the Royal family for generations and most of the city's golems live within their castle. They're among the last organized golem crafters in the world but certainly not the only ones.
Royal Golems are distinct in that their bodies are specially crafted as they learn their personal identity. Their bodies are only made of Stone and Metal, regardless of the "wood" look some may have-- which was something of a "trendy" look for golems popularized by an artist decades ago. Rumor has it that within the castle resides one of the last Immortal Golems, who is responsible for carving the Royal Golem bodies.
Apparently the only way to truly kill a golem is to shatter their crystal. Transplanting a crystal from one body to another is a dangerous and delicate process-- regardless of how skilled the transplanter is, the crystal is at a constant risk of shattering, as it is exposed to outside magical currents, and the soul longs for freedom. And while most Golems prefer to keep their soul crystal within their chests, that's certainly not the only place to embed it. There are tales of golem heads still talking on long forgotten battlefields or deep beneath the sea, obviously having been driven mad by the isolation-- and rumors of a volcanic cave which screams in a multitude of voices whenever one enters it.
And Royal Golems can't swim. They can't even float. They simply have not figured out a way to make this possible.
Gender: He/Him -- None Cause Golem
Habits: Known for being a collector of bladed weaponry and taxidermy Canines, while also being known for his RUDENESS. He's a prince that makes demands, expects them to be met, and will whine to the King until someone inevitably ends up being executed, as this seems to please him. He is second in line for the throne and oddly has the most sway over the King's opinions. That said? He's kind of gullible.
Fears: Being IGNORED, being poor, loss of freedom. Being ignored is the most important one, as he will do very stupid things for attention.
LOVES: Money, Silver, bladed "exotic" weapons, expensive things, and dogs.
Dislikes: Any lack of attention, being lied to, POOR PEOPLE, not getting what he wants, and reptiles. He HATES reptiles-- especially those of dragon blood.
Role: Prince Royal Golem, Second In Line for the royal throne, and "guy who causes problems."
Appearance: 6ft tall, made of Serpent Steel, and decorated with gold, the Prince went with an armored appearance, and owl imagery as for his current body. He's in a "light weight" body, commonly used for scouts and assassins, and comes in around 110lbs. "A Royal never tells where his heart crystal is kept!"
Personality: Whiny, rune, spoiled, and rather aggressive, Prince Tol is known for being something of a "loony." While the rest of his family seems (relatively) level headed, Prince Tol shares 0% of their patience, pity, or remorse. This is a man known for shoving peasants down for fun, whining until his father executes someone, and obsessively buying whatever "exotic" weapon off of someone-- as in, having them killed if they refuse to sell it. That said? He's actually a skilled with a rapier, as he's had a solid 28 years of practice, and can be something of a threat if directly challenged. Oddly enough, if he loses a duel, he... accepts it. He plays fair when it comes to dueling and is a good sport about it. Probably one of the only positive traits this guy possesses-- other than the fact that he's weirdly honest when it comes down to it. Sure, he whines until he gets what he wants but it's not exaggerated or based on lies... even when people die because of it.
His voice is rather shrill and high-pitched.
Other: The Queen would not pay a ransom for this man. Period. The King spoils him, does whatever he wants, and is constantly yelled at by The Queen for doing so. First In Line Princess ignores him and pretends he doesn't exist. She's sick of playing damage control for his nonsense and would probably PAY SOMEONE to dump him into the ocean. Third In Line Prince HATES him and actually scares him. A lot.
@AnyAlex Hello! I would like to join this RP as part of the Royalty. Wanted to ask first: Did you have a race in mind for it or can I roll with what I'd like them to be?
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[h2]An absolute WILDCARD of an RPer[/h2][sup](apparently)[/sup]
Due to sudden and multiple very lengthy hiatus periods, please assume I don't remember who you are but, I probably think your name is familiar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[u]U T R A X[/u] is a [i]being[/i] that likes to [i]Type Words[/i] on the [i]INTERNET[/i].
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