Vilageidiotx

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

It's that time again!



Mike Myers, a broken man after witnessing Satan's death, receives a little bit of biblical literature. Perhaps it will turn his life around. Mahz takes the Waifu to makeout point, holding her bony pillow in his arms, feeling as the mysterious inner skeleton rolls about inside her cottony fluff. The Token Black Guy, having bathed in the blood of everyone, surprisingly dies of candy rather than Hepatitis. tsukune, having recovered from an early wound, has a new appreciation for the value of life and spends the night handing out rice cakes to the kids. Broby meets a H'ant. ArenaSnow, covered in blood, and in sex-stains from his affair with X-Tan, decides it would be a good idea to try and get the police involved, but discovers to his horror that we don't allow outbound calls in our Halloween arena. Skeleton Kid and X-Tan throw toilet paper on a fish bowl. Shifty pries open a cockle with his man-kebob; the creatures of the night, what noise they make!



Having spent the game being mostly silly, Leatherface gets real. Neighborhood Watch Guy, his single dimension shredded by forty blows, passes away from us, and now his watch has ended. It is revealed that the "Final Fantasy" is what MayLien would look like dressed up like Hank. Myyt holds a video game up close to his body. Buffalo Wings eats too much candy and dies. This is noteworthy because Buffalo Wings died in its last game, the 4th of July games, of a food-related illness (that time it had the sugars, this time it had too much sugar.) The Reaper kills Palin using a mini-gun mounted on a John Deer Gator. Shoryu Magami, unable to find shelter, has to suffer his greatest fear: exposure.

It's close to midnight, and fucking ME is lurking in the dark.

...and Trump has to face one of his greatest fears: things that are dark.



tsukune trades one of their rice cakes for a toblerone. The Waifu falls into a pit and has the stuffing (and bones) knocked out of her. The Cockle, full of Shifty's meat marinade, tries to dance. Skeleton Kid, not satisfied with simply TPing the Hooplah's home, proceeds to terrorize him. Shoryu takes a newly-saved Mike Myers and shows him where he buried the bodies of those who dared to see his art. MayLien trips. Mahz, despite lacking the souls of Satan, somehow manages to locate the good candy. Shaco dances to music while Shifty Kebab listens in from the street.



Broby, the multiple layers of blood on his skin well-dried, gets together a cult. Hank joins, followed by Final Fantasy still fantasizing about Hank costumes, and a despondent ArenaSnow who's first love X-Tan is found tragically eaten by zombies. Then they all kill themselves.

I run from Undertale, which strictly speaking is actually true. Sorry, @Dinh AaronMk, I haven't got around to it yet.

Hollyburst tries to kill Myyt, who runs into the Overlook Hotel and gets away. The Reaper bathes in the blood of Final Fantasy, ArenaSnow, Hank, and Broby. Leatherface is with her. Milkman, a man as cold as his dairy, hurts himself.

And then we have an Arena event! since i havent found a way to turn them off. Satan, still reeling from his beheading, comes back in a big way.



MayLien, due to her injury, manages to opt out of hell. Mahz is punished for having accessed the good house without the requisite souls. Hollyburst slinks away. Death himself, quite surprisingly, is tossed into the lake of fire. tsukune rigs hell against Trump. Mike Myers, proving he is born again, uses the power of God to save himself. The Cockle, possessed by spirits and a moist reminder of his time with Shifty, kills Myyt. The Skeleton Kid proves too ornery for Satan. Hooplah has had a bad time, and frankly I suspect he probably wanted to go to hell and get away from the games. Shifty naturally gets himself out of damnation, being the smooth operator he is. The Entire Overlook hotel is not so lucky and is swallowed up.

Now, the surprising one is myself. I suspect Satan simply didn't want to face me man to man, and I stay firmly on terra firma.

We go back and forth after that. Shaco, Shoryu, and Undertale survive, while the Milkman is punished for his sins and Leatherface is burnt to a crisp.



There they go, a goodly number of them. We are now to the nitty gritty. Few remain, and those few are; Shoryu, Skeleton Kid, Hollyburst, the Cockle, tsukune, Shifty, Shaco, Undertale, Mike Myers, MayLien, and myself. 11 yet live. Only one may survive.

Your Political Ideology: Redux

Your Political Ideology: Redux

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Having thought about it- I guess my complaint boils down to: some of the questions are badly worded in that test. which seems like less of a big deal than I made it sound. As I mentioned, I do think there is a serious issue with a graphing scheme that puts Thatcher (and presumably Reagan) closer to Hitler than he is to Stalin.

And yes, I think you have to register to take the yourmorals test.

@Flagg

These four-point quizzes are shitty at registering the differences between cultures and time periods. If it reflected this, most politicians from any era would be bunched in similar parts of the map. Like, if it properly reflected culture and era, Reagan and Sanders would be somewhere in the green, since purple would be where all the old-time Baron's War style aristocratic privilege people end up going.

That being said, Hitler is roughly between Stalin and Thatcher, and that's probably not far off (though I don't think Thatcher is that high on the authoritarian scale, as much as every working-class bone in my body wants to put her there.) But regarding left and right, remember that Red doesn't equal mean, or Blue equal nice. Red means Internationalist, and Blue means Nationalist. Stalin and Hitler used means that were more normative for their cultures and time period, but at the end of the day they had very different long-term goals. Assuming these are the 2008 Ron Paul people who made this, putting Thatcher way further up the authoritarian scale kinda fits their motives at that time, since the 2008 libertarians were more anti-establishment than the 2016 ones are, their movement gaining energy from the Anti-Bush sentiments of the time.

Your Political Ideology: Redux

Hey all- interesting discussion. Just wanted to point out something I noticed.

The test linked to in the OP seems to me (a conservative) to have pretty strong left-leaning assumptions built into the way the questions are phrased.

@Flagg

The Political Compass people were a right-libertarian outfit back in the day. In 2008 I am pretty sure they were the ones actively linking to Ron Paul stuff.

That being said, does the test you link require registration, or am I clicking on the wrong thing?

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

@Vilageidiotx Out of interest Doggo, who do you think won the debates?

I had Hilary somewhat solidly beating Trump in the 1st

Trump Beating Hilary (mostly on theatrics & charisma) in the 2nd

And Hilary edging Trump in the 3rd.

@Dynamo Frokane

I think the entire "Winner of the debate" thing is overplayed. The winner will be the person who the scientific polls show to be gaining. We can make all kinds of arguments that one person has won, but if it is the other person making the gains, then what exactly did our person win?

Personally, I think Trump's debate performances were bad. I thought this because, before the debates, I thought Trump could out-do Hillary simply because Hillary is a stilted, awkward speaker. But instead of doing his research and making sure he sounded like somebody who could be president, he just sounded whiny and petulant throughout, to the point he made me think I could do a better job then him, and since I can barely whistle without assistance that doesn't give me much hope. The polls reflected this for the first two debates, though the third hasn't quite had time to process yet.

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

Day 3. Time to get spooked, people!



MayLien dresses like Broby. Mike Myers, a broken man after seeing me kill the Devil, is now a cackling beggar having candy thrown at him by Shifty. Shoryu wakes up panicked when he realizes something was stolen from him, but calms down when he realizes that it wasn't anything important like his Avatar, but rather only some shitty kidney he wasn't paying much attention to anyway. Palin, having witnesses the Third Presidential Debate firsthand, has a crisis. Leatherface has had a silly time since he entered the arena. He stole Youtube Heroes ghost costume, saw a kitty, met a haunted video game, went camping, and now he is exploring an old native american site. We kill Sans to make sure people are still dying. The Hooplah Fish discovers the name of the cockle. It is revealed that my motivation for killing Satan wasn't revenge or the greater good, but rather so I could use his soul-purchased power to get the really good candy. The Milkman is a cold motherfucker; after shooting Varionus, he discovers a bleeding tsukune and leaves them there to suffer. Final Fantasy, which was confirmed as a haunted video game when it disappeared from Leatherface's car, purchases its own haunted video game. Hank, having killed Jack Skellington, has regrets.



The Waifu... has a skeleton inside of it? That's fucked up.

Shaco pierces Neighborhood Watch Guy's Neighborhood Watch. ArenaSnow does a Broby. Broby himself, covered in blood, scares Myyt with a head twist.

Listen to them, X-Tan of the night, What music she and ArenaSnow make!

Gary Johnson sees a kid, laughs at him, and dies. The Token Black Guy bathes in somebody else's blood for the second time. First time he bathed in the collective blood of Overwatch, the Clown, Youtube Heroes, and Baklava. This time it is the USDA rejected blood of Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson. Dude is freakier than Broby and harder core than myself. Mahz, not to be outdone, leaves a bloody handprint. The Overlook hotel is relocated to the midwest while The Reaper shows Hollyburst his handywork.



It's not easy being orange.



There they go, the next 5 dead. Jack Skellington, banhammered by Hank. VarionusNW, killed by a milk man. The Devil, who ordered the death of six people so he could get candy, only to be executed by myself so I could inherit that power. Sans, killed to keep the plot going. And Gary Johnson, who saw a child and laughed in his face until he died. Will we ever find nobility to replace these lost souls?

Your Political Ideology: Redux

Well, i've always been libertarian at heart, and was a right-wing libertarian when I was a teenager, having moved to the left as I got older and entered the working world. And really, I don't think my goals ever changed so much as my perspective on the part capitalism has to play. At this point I think capitalism is unsustainable. I think that it is a leftover of aristocracy that had the benefit of allowing us to move out of traditional societies without changing too quickly, but in the 21st century it is going to be faced with Global Warming, Automation, and the ballooning wealth disparity between classes, and I don't think it can survive all three at the same time.

Regarding the far left, to keep it simple, I agree with some points and not with others. I don't think history follows any predictable pattern, and I don't think any one thing is inevitable. I said above that I don't think Capitalism as we know it can survive the century, but that doesn't mean I think any one thing will inevitably replace it. At the same time, I think that the Marxist end goal is a lot more plausible than people think, and the problem with communism isn't the possibility of the destination so much the complexity of reaching it.

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

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Considering that he went from almost unheard of to the modern icon of ""socialism"", i'd say he did pretty well.

Personally, I just want Debs to take over Cage. Imagine how glorious that would be.

@Vortex

I think he mostly did well because, though he had limited range, what he did say really struck a vein. I mean, Trump is doing really well even though he is possibly the worst speaker in American political history, and that too is because he struck a vein.

But if we had a really charismatic guy, like a far-left version of Obama? That's be sweet.

Your Political Ideology: Redux

Woo, Anarchism buddies!

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

I still believe if we whack Sanders hard enough he might release the spectre of Eugene Debs

@Vortex

If he had that spectre, he'd probably have been a better speaker. What we should do is get Nic Cage to go find the spectre of Eugene Debs, and then we install it in one of our progressive politicians so they become more impressive.