Wade Wilson

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

One of the things I really hate (which has happened to me on occasion) is when you join a roleplay, it looks really good, you fill out the character sheet (and view the raw code so you get it right), it takes you forever, and when you finally post it, the GM accepts. But theeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, they go ahead and accept a load of noob-ass people with incorrect grammar that copied and pasted the sheet WITHOUT VIEWING THE CODE. Just UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

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Also, just to piss people off just that bit more, I found this on Wikipedia:

_{Direct attack}

Several modern-day armies operate nuclear weapons with ranges in the thousands of kilometers. Mainland U.S. is therefore vulnerable to nuclear attack by powers such as the United Kingdom, Russia, China, France, Israel, India, and Pakistan.

_{Cyber and economic attacks}

The risk of cyber-attacks on both civilian and military computer targets was brought to light after China became suspected of using government funded hackers to disrupt American banking systems, defense industries, telecommunication systems, power grids, utility controls, air traffic and train traffic control systems, as well as certain military systems such as C4ISR, and ballistic missile launch systems.

Attacks on the US economy, such as efforts to devalue the dollar or corner trade markets to isolate the United States is currently considered another method by which a foreign power may seek to attack the United States.

Source - Wikipedia (Mainland invasion of the United States)

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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The Corrigan School for Advanced Learning and Development (A DC School RP)

w00t, chaos has happened. @Lord Wraith, feel free to evacuate the students and all that jazz :)

The Corrigan School for Advanced Learning and Development (A DC School RP)

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ELIGIUS PLAUTIUS Star City; Corrigan School for

Advanced Learning and Development

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Collaboration with @Vandy

There were voices, and bright lights. A crackling sound. It was hot, probably too hot, but the boy was otherwise unaffected. His vision was blurred, and he couldn't make out the shape that was moving in front of him; the one making the noise. He was soon lifted into the air, and soon the world around him became darker, the only light being the crackling heat that sustained from before. He could feel a great force pushing him in one direction, and the air resisting from the other. The battle of strength was won by the force pushing, however, and the boy felt the temperature rise and rise, before suddenly plumetting back to the heat that had first surpised him in the first place. As he grew more and more, he soon learned that it was fire, and he had just entered the Earth's atmosphere. He'd come from his home planet, Dominus Temporis, and was now plummetting straight to Earth. His knowledge increased as he grew, until he finally stopped, learning his name - Eligius Plautius, known to be Sam, and destined to be Prophis. Now if he could just process--

There was a thump as a large fireball made a crater in the center of the grounds of the Corrigan School for Advanced Learning and Development. A tall, human-looking being lay unconscious in the middle of it, unscathed and slightly glowing a pale gold, as the last hair on his head grew. Unbeknownst to him, his arrival would make quite the headline on campus...

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Despite him being unconscious, Sam was still able to make out the faint noise of voices, however they sounded distant.

"I told you we should have stopped that thing when we saw it, dad. Now the entire school is going to think we had something to do with this."

"Logan, get out of there - the ring isn't able to scan it. We don't know what we're dealing with."

"Riiiiiiiiight, he looks really dangerous, doesn't he?"

As he felt something impact with his cheek, Eligius' eyes snapped open, glowing the same golden hue that was coming off his body. The figure in front of him spoke again.

"Come on man, wake your ass up."

On instinct, he grabbed the person's arm, breathing fast.

"W-where am I?"

He looked around frantically, at all the shapes he could barely make out. His vision was blurred, and he was confused. There were so many questions, but he could barely speak to get them out. All he could do was stare at everything around him, and try to take it all in. The taller figure spoke to the gathering of figures around the area.

"Everyone stay back, we're handling this."

Sam was all too confused with everything that was going on, but nonetheless listened to the person as they answered his question, before kindly helping him up. According to them, he was at a place called Corrigan, for people with superpowers. He noticed other people getting closer to the scene, and finally managed to make out the appearance of the person in front of him as his vision became clear. They were male, and looked roughly 18 years of age, with slighly blueish skin and a green suit, matched with a green domino mask that displayed his deep, purple eyes. An older looking man, in a slightly altered white version of the getup, jumped down into the crater, creating what seemed like a white forcefield around the three. He was less friendly, however, as he glared into the Domini's eyes and demanded to know his name. However, the younger man immediately protested.

"Dad he probably doesn't really feel like talking right now."

The older man seemed to be unhappy with this phrase, as the two exchanged looks, before the older man completely disregarded the statement, and repeated his question.

"I repeat, who are you?"

Eligius decided to answer, upon fear of the worst.

"Eligius Plautius." He hesitated, before adding, "S-Sam."

"Alright Sam, let's get you out of here. Dad, let the shield down - even if he was a threat I doubt he could do much in this condition." The younger man replied. The father grunted and the white energy field disappeared. "My name's Logan, this is my dad." The younger man said, before helping Sam to his feet.

"You really aren't good at the whole secret identity thing, are you, son?" The man in the white getup crossed his arms and stared at the other two as Logan then helped Eligius out of the large crater that the Domini had supposedly created. The crowd of people was huge by now, but had dissipated in areas as Sam noticed people running off to others that were caught in the mishap. And now he had time to take in the surroundings, Sam noticed multiple large buildings behind them, making up a large square, or triangle, of sorts. There were students running around, shouting about something called a power outage. He suspected that it would be dotted with many more students, had they not all flocked to the scene within mere minutes.

"I'm so sorry about the people caught up in my, uh, unexpected landing. And if I caused this "power outage" people are shouting about."

As far as punishments went, Eligius feared the worst.

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And start calling me Supa Hot Fire.

@Black Alice

oooooooooooooooooo baby!

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@Black Alice

Well damn someone pass me some ice

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Because it's fantasy. The appeal lies in suspension of realism. This whole interest check has essentially been you whining about a detail of relative insignificance. Perhaps give your keyboard a break and allow people to let Wraith know that they're "Interested".

@Tyler

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Wait- AM I REALLY THAT MATURE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

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This thread isn't tagged "Fantasy". It's tagged "Post-Apocalyptic, Sci-Fi, Small Group, Advanced, Casual".

My keyboard can handle the stress. It's literally made to be typed on.

As for me whining, I'm pretty sure that's just you(r misunderstanding). Nothing has been going on in this thread besides declarations of interest and a casual conversation between two rationally thinking adults. And Hillian occasionally posting dank gifs.

@Black Alice

Sci-Fi, make of that what you will~

Also,

rationally thinking adults

A) the rationally thinking part
B) the adults part