Wade Wilson

potentially c a t a s t r o p h i c

Got a char I have in mind for this. If he needs editing to fit this story, I'll happily do so. I'll also link him here if you want. @Estrella

CLOSED.

Depressing Theory Time With WW

we weren't intended at all
earth was supposed to be like all other planets, lifeless and barren
and we're just all... mistakes :/
i might've been intended to be a fish
you might've been intended to be a leopard
that's why we have tailbones and animal-like aspects, not because we're descendants of apes
but because we're not meant to be human
we're not meant to be
that's why the earth is dwindling
we're not meant to be, but we became human and we became destroyers
there's the animalistic instinct to burn everything around us down, because it rejected us, didn't want us to exist
we try so hard to break free from these shackles and become something independent and new that we're tearing each other and ourselves apart
and when you think about it we're all drowning; drowning in our thoughts and the blackness that eventually consumes everyone, desperate to become something before we die, to get noticed
we're constantly searching for spotlight just so we can feel like we mean something, instead of just being blotches on a map
and we're all afraid of the cold, hard reality that is there in front of us.

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

IM FELLING IT NOW MR. CRABS

@JunkMail

MAKE SURE YOU ONLY FELL THE OAK TREES

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

@Stekkmen @JunkMail

"FUCKING HELL! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE FOR MY HEAD TO GROW BACK?" SAID THE CURRENTLY DECAPITATED HEAD THAT WAS RESTING ON THE BARREL. A HEADLESS WADE CAME OVER AND STARTED SLAPPING THE OWL-HEAD FURIOUSLY FOR GOING AND THEN HITTING HIS HEAD WITH A CRICKET BAT, AND SUDDENLY GOT AN IDEA. TWISTING THE CRICKET BAT OUT OF TWIT-TWOO-MAN'S HAND, HE SLAMMED HIS HEAD DOWN ON IT WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO MAKE THE TWO ALMOST MERGE, PROCEEDING TO HIT MR. OWL WITH THE NEWLY CREATED ITEM. "TAKE. THIS. YOU. BASTARD!"

SUDDENLY, UPON THE ARRIVAL OF UNCLE SAM, HE TWISTED THE BAT TO SEE THE DAMNED MAN. WITH A HEAVY SIGH, THE CANADIAN SAID (ABOVE THE SILENCE THAT HAD ENTRANCED THE ROOM), "YOU GODDAMN AMERICANS AND YOUR GODDAMN PATRIOTISM!"

AS SOON AS THE SHOUTING STARTED AGAIN, HE PROCEEDED TO CONTINUE HITTING WHAT HE WOULD NOW REFER TO AS HOODINI.

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

@Stekkmen @JunkMail A FAIRLY NOTICEABLE MAN IN A - FAMILIAR TO SOME - RED SUIT HAD BEEN SAT IN THE CORNER THE WHILE TIME. A GRIN WAS PLASTERED ON HIS FACE, ONLY VISIBLE DUE TO THE CREASE IN THE RED FABRIC THAT HIS MASK WAS CREATED FROM, AND THE RAISING OF THE CARTOON-LIKE BLACK AND WHITE CIRCLES THAT WERE HIS EYES. STRAPPED TO HIS BACK WERE 2 KATANAS, AND AN SMG WAS BEING TAPPED AGAINST HIS CROSSED LEGS RATHER PRECARIOUSLY. YES, THIS MAN WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE LEGENDARY MERC WITH A MOUTH - DEADPOOL.

HE HOPPED OFF HIS SEAT, SURVEYING THE SITUATION WITH A LESS-THAN-SERIOUS MINDSET. "OH, HELL NO, I'M NOT GETTING LEFT OUT OF THIS," WERE THE ONLY WORDS SPOKEN, AND HE RAN HEADLONG INTO BATTLE. WADE IMMEDIATELY UNSHEATHED HIS KATANAS, UNLOADING HIS ENTIRE SMG MAGAZINE INTO A WEIRD-ASS GUY WITH A CHICKEN HEAD. THEN, HE TURNED TO THE NEXT THING - A WEIRD TERMINATOR LIZARD THINGYMABOB - AND SKEWERED IT LIKE A KEBAB WITH HIS KATANAS.

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU FIGHT.

Treason Day Shitposting Thread

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

<Snipped quote by viciousEmpress>

DON'T YOU LIE TO ME, URCHIN DIDDLER.

@SepticGentleman

SHE DOES NOT LIE

IT IS THE HOLY

TRUTH

I GOT YOUR BACK @VICIOUSEMPRESS

These Happy Golden Years: A Complex Family Roleplay

Gonna have to drop, drowning in real life stuff. D:

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>

ROOKIE MOVE, LETTING THE ENEMY KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT AT THEM.

@SepticGentleman

UH...

..SHIT.

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

SHIT MAN I'M POSTING IN THE MORNING, THIS LOOKS FUN.