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Greetings, I am a member of an alien race from a distant and weird dimension. I happen to have a developed a taste for role-playing on the human internet and I am looking for a good community.
I am very interested in joining Pulp Fiction, superheroes, Naruto and fantasy roleplays.
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Jim had the song Shoop by Salt N Pepa blasting through his cars stereo system as he drove down the highway towards the Metro Tower where the league was gathering to have new heroes inducted into the team. He was one of these new heroes and he was excited to be a member of the Justice League. Not only would he get to do big time hero work with the big guns, he would also increase his branding exponentially. This day was going propel into the big leagues. He was going to be bigger than Minecraft and Netflix.
"Today Mr. Clutch becomes a household name bitches!" he shouted to himself as he jammed to the hip hop song and picked up speed as came within a few blocks of his destination. When he arrived at the metro tower people turned to look at his vehicle as it blared hip hop. Jim stepped out of the car with flashy sunglasses on and gave everyone a smile.
"Mr. Clutch is in the house" he declared as he joined the other heroes. He acted cool around his fellow teammates and introduced himself to them. This was sure to be an awesome experience.
It wasn't too long before Jim had his first job as a member of the Justice League and right now he was having to fly his supercar through the air to try and make a successful counterattack against the pale alien on what looked like a high tech motorcycle. The alien then tossed one of his teammates into the under part of his car and caused his anti gravity converters to be damaged and his car dropped out of the sky. Luckily Jim was able to get the converters working enough to make the car have a descent landing and was able to get it to drive on land.
It was damaged and wouldn't be at full driving capability, but the weapons were still function. His previous attempt at shooting the alien with bullets were ineffective so he would have to switch to his laser cannons to pack a more powerful punch. the headlights of the Bolt 3000 unleashed two powerful beams of energy directly at the alien and Jim hoped that this would take down the violent creature.
"This is a very expensive car you just damaged you pale face prick. Your lucky I have excellent insurance from Lex Corp!" he shouted as he blasted away.
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The way I have always played & will always play, you can't autohit another player's characters. Last I checked Lobo is not a character of any player.
most games I've have played the villain cannot be auto hit
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I'm pretty sure we can't? I dunno.
that kind of happened with Burning Kitty's post
wait we can auto hit with attacks?
@Member 00492
... I just got disturbing ideas for in-universe fan fiction starring Bulleteer that make me want to blow my brains out.
pun intended?
Mr. Clutch doesn't get a mission until EP 4 so what do I have him do in the meantime?
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Fashion world is full of weirdos and sickos. May the Goddess help them if Poison Ivy ever became real.
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Huntress is more skilled in H2H than Question... and she actually carries the standard Bat-arsenal. Plus a frakkin' crossbow.
-00492
You seem to have missed my meninist humor
@Weird Tales
Actually, you're forgetting the JLU episode where he's saved by Huntress from the Cadmus facility.
EDIT: Well, Huntress and Superman, but Huntress was the one who actually got him out while Superman was too busy fighting Captain Atom.
It is a tool of the matriachy for the Question to be saved by Huntress. That episode is oppressive lol
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